My Mouth is all Malty

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know my mouth is all malty, what do i do ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 1 February 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Give it a bit of salt. Dunno if it'll help, but at least it'll rhyme.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 1 February 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

My mouth is genuinely all salty becuase I have been eating crisps. I don't like that post-crisp feeling. What should I do?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 1 February 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

make scotch inside of it.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 1 February 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

that was to a. but i suppose it works for n. too

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 1 February 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

You salty dog.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 1 February 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

drink water, then brush teeth.

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 1 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Brush teeth. Then drink water.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 1 February 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Make it malty, obv.

― Mark C (Mark C), Sunday, 2 February 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Drink teeth, then brush water.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 2 February 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

mmmm, chock full of teethy goodness...

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

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