fictional characters who were clearly getting more manto than you've had hot dinners

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like Tom Bombadil, for instance.

― rener (rener), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

'manto'?

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:25 (twenty-three years ago)

"manto"?

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:25 (twenty-three years ago)

so i hear.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

"manto"?

― Douglas (Douglas), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

er, Trainspotting-y slang term for sex, sorry for being obscure ... this question was prompted by the "fictional characters who were clearly virgins" thread, BTW.

what about Mycroft Holmes? I bet there was more going on in the Diogenes Club than either Holmes or Watson knew.

― rener (rener), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Lady Macbeth, the filthy slattern.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:43 (twenty-three years ago)

The Scarecrow.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Chingford Tor Ascender.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Captain Haddock from Tintin. Oops, he was getting more manta.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Microft is too lazy for sex.

although maybe he likes to be *ahem* attended to by others.

I reckon Scampi from Fingerbobs was into cottaging.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyone in Gravity's Rainbow apart from Pointsman. And even he got a blowjob in a cupboard.

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Except Franz Pokler, who I don't think got anything at all, poor sod.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Flashman

― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

the flash!

― dave k, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dirk Diggler?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:26 (twenty-three years ago)

The old woman who lived in the shoe

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Lea in Cheri (she was a pro!)

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Rory from Wanderly Wagon. with Godmother, obv.

― rener (rener), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Thomson & Thompson from Tintin, there's nothing like making love to your doppleganger. Seriously, even if you're not gay, once you've tried it, nothing else will ever satisfy.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Blanche from Golden Girls

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Bond. James Bond.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

OK - remember how this works. You don't pick a character like James Bond or Dirk Diggler who shags their way through whatever fictional works they are in. You pick someone like Tom Bombadil, who never overtly engages in carnal acts, but who is, once you realise it, always at it.

Do you reckon the Doctor was always at it with his "assistants"?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

See, now you've killed the thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

If you want people who are clearly having a lot of sex, then the answer is James Bond. If you want to ask a different question, get your girlfriend to ask it better. Or even ask one yourself.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

if we're gonna be straightfoward The Ginger Man

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

becky lucas.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

charles highway.

― piscesboy, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Legolas

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Eeyore.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh good call! wish i'd thought of that one.

oi, you up there! stop fighting on my thread!

― rener (rener), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Triumph

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

legolas rather than eeyore, i mean. if eeyore is getting loads, why is he so miserable?

― rener (rener), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Linda Lovelace.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

And Annabelle Chung - this woman can not be real.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude...I just got busted for marijuana possession!
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2002-01-14-inside-curtis.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Cause he is emo! He is mysterious, moody and sensitive. Between his shtick and Tiggers energetic style all the other males are left as chumps while those two do all the macking.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

But it's clear from The Two Towers that lovin' Legolas is gettin', is not the lovin' he wants to get ("You look terrible").

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I was thinking about this last night, and: DOCTOR DOLITTLE! Not with the animals, or anything, it's just that the whole point of the books was that the guy had been around.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Snow White.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Mona from Who's the Boss

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Mallory from Family Ties

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Blanche from Golden Girls

― jm (jtm), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I want SAMPO

― jm (jtm), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Barney and Betty Rubble

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

do you reckon Reed Richards and Susan Storm are always at on the job?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Ernie and Bert, ok at least Ernie with his ducky, if Bert didnt give it up

Guy Smiley (he was doing the Vanna White mupchick)

Count Dracula

Easter Bunny

Magicka & Uncle Scrooge (ducktales)

Gadget & Chip & Dale

Cruella DeVille

Jessica Rabbit (she even did your mum)

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"Legolas was away much among the Galadhrim, and after the first night he did not sleep with the other companions..." Fellowship of the Ring, Book II, Chapter 7, The Mirror of Galadriel.

They were in Lorien for two weeks -- of course Legolas was renewing his aquaintance with all his elvish friends.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

DV, Sue Storm-Richards is obviously off shagging Namor everytime Reed looks a bit engrossed in his latest Villain-Defeatatron.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Conner Smedley obv

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Also Shake from the Aqua Teens

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Jo Grant and the Doctor were at it constantly, as were Adric and his right hand.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

One word never to say in Japanese is 'manko'. It would work perfectly in the thread title. 'O manko'. Mishima wasn't getting much, let's put it that way. Never, ever say it to a Japanese person. Ever.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Dot Cotton.

― estela, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr 'Umphries.

― estela, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Behold, everyone: "Manko" is the magical word for making Japanese girls fall in love with you, a secret Momus will go to great lengths to dissuade you from discovering!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

what sort of thing is it that you can "never ever" say to a Japanese person? i can't think of a single thing you could never ever say to an English-speaking person (i mean, i can think of things you wouldn't say to strangers, but you could say them to friends or people you hated).

my nominations: Heron and Wallis and Father Dolan in Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

The Roadrunner. Wile E. Coyote was bitter and blueballed, however.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Podge and Rodge keep having to sort each other out, although that's self evident.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Fred and oh, whats the hottie's name in Scooby Do? Not Daphne, the other one

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Scrappy Doo?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Daphne is the redheaded bimbo in Scooby Doo, Velma is the glasses-wearing other one. I think.

I like the idea of Velma going at it like the clappers.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Captain Kirk! A different woman on every planet he ever went to!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

If Fred is in the equation, the correct answer is either Shaggy or Scrappy.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

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