"Of course the Scots do have a record of embarrassing performances
against smaller nations ..."
(kind of true but irritates the fuck out of me whenever I hear it)
"The scoreboard says: MORECAMBE 0. VISITORS 1. Could be the 50s,
couldn't it?"
(spoken at a match where the son of the club director is later
clearly seen on Match Of The Day wearing an Eminem hood)
And many other sporting ones, doubtless ...
― Robin Carmody, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)