Is ILX run by Nymphomaniacs?

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So?

― Sarah McLUSSSSkeeeee (coco), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

cf my answer on who does who

― immoderator s (mark s), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I think nearly everyone that runs and posts to ilx is.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Do 12-Foot Lizards have a mating season?

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

CAN'T YOU FEEL THE RUMBLE?????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

No. Is it *rumbling* yet??

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes.

McLUSTy's threads RAWK!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Lara is the divine counterbalance to the collective id that is us. Her superego looks down her nose at this pit of sin and larfs, cruelly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm having sex as I type this, actually.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Your lack of typos disturbs me, Matt.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

She must be *HOT*.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Just maniacs maybe.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Two great date tactics presented by ILX in the past couple of days:

1- Bring your date to an ILX FAP to meet all the folks you have been chatting with online.

2- When having sex, be sure to continue ILX-ing so as not to lose your ILX flow.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Conversely, when having ILX, be sure to continue sexing etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

if we were actually GETTING ANY, do you think we'd talk about it so much?

ILE is run by desperate sex-starved losers, myself being at the head of the queue. Come on! I propositioned the entirety of the board last night!

I mean, come ON! INSERTING MESSAGE?!?!? Is it any wonder it's all we can think of?

― kate, Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think you have to actually have sex to be a nympho, just think about it all the time.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

If we are going to be having cabbage on our heads at the green room I think we should skip step 1.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 February 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I was going to post a definition of nymphomaniac, but oddly enough, it's not in my dictionary.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if we were actually GETTING ANY, do you think we'd talk about it so much?

The spouses of a number of posters would be surprised at this conclusion, I'm guessing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

*applauds*

― smee (smee), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, the technical definition of "nymphomaniac" is for folks who have sex so much to the point they are desensitized to it and need more extreme sex acts to get off. This describes my last girlfriend TO THE TEE.

Kate couldn't possibly be any more OTMFnM.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean, come ON! INSERTING MESSAGE?!?!? Is it any wonder it's all we can think of?

There was an entire elaborate conversation on another message board awhile back about a button that adorned that site that said "GO DOWN". We all knew it meant "go down to the first new post", but, well, WE'RE DIRTY CHEEKY LITTLE MONKEYS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

nickalicious - I thought it was just to do with having an insatiable sexual appetite, and it was exclusively female.

― smee (smee), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I looked it up -

"n. Excessive sexual desire in and behaviour by a female"

― smee (smee), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"n. Excessive sexual desire in and behaviour by a male"

The word is?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Satyriasis.

― Sam (chirombo), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

if we were actually GETTING ANY, do you think we'd talk about it so much?

I am 'getting' plenty, thanks for asking.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Taking sides: satyriasis vs psoriasis?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Satyraisis obv, psoriasIs loses on account of the....BOOTYFLAKES!

― smee (smee), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Uncontrollable sexual desire has got to win by my rules.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

ILX = text-based Cronenberg movie.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

ILE is run by desperate sex-starved losers

I may be a loser, but I'm not a sex-starved loser!

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

As I was saying, Kate. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

At the moment psoriasis is more in my life than sex.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Lara Byrne 11:08 AM

The fact that I don’t fancy *anyone* at the moment

Lara Byrne 4:13 PM

I am 'getting' plenty, thanks for asking.

Busy day at the office?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

"n. Excessive sexual desire in and behaviour by a female"

I swear to The Lord Upon High that nothing describes my last g/f more correctly. I'm torn between really missing that about her and remembering that that was a big part of our breaking up (as I alone as one man could never satisfy her appetites, and I could never get used to her shagging others on the side, although I did try really hard to "get over it" as she urged).

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Andrew - don't fancy anyone else.

If you refer to thread I was talking about contingency.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't forget Ally who HATES FUN SEX!

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"Submit"

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

NB I carry out ongoing Risk Assessments in order to minimise disruption to the flow of good loving that's coming my way regardless of my circumstances.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

You are the Booty Comptrolla!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 13 February 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

pervs maybe.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Show us yer tits!

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kolkatabirds.com/greattit8.jpg
http://www.kolkatabirds.com/greenbackedtit8.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

show us yr chaffinch!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Get yer lapwings out for the lads

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

"Is that a shag baby, yeah!"

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://pages.cthome.net/rwinkler/sepp-cormorant.jpg

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

etc. etc.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

ha! this thread is becoming porno ornithology.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 February 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Main Entry: nym·pho·ma·nia
Pronunciation: "nim(p)-f&-'mA-nE-&, -ny&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from nymphae inner lips of the vulva (from Latin, plural of nympha) + Late Latin mania mania
Date: 1775
: excessive sexual desire by a female

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 13 February 2003 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ha! this thread is becoming porno ornithology.

Pornithology :D

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 February 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

After my extensive research and analysis, I have come to the conclusion that ILX is indeed run by Nymphomaniacs. A 10-page bibliography will be posted shortly. Thank you.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 13 February 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

my new theory: this is gareth. but then i guess most of my theories involve him in some way

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://perso.club-internet.fr/saintblancat/fffoto/roswell.jpg

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"Well Mr Lukic, looks like you're out for the season"

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"tho have you ever thought about moving to Italy and becoming a ref?"

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a bit garethy.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not sure if i'd be more disappointed it was or more it wasn't

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The main question is: are you all practing safe ILX? Or are you all posting "bareback"
(*wipes sweat from brow*)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 14 June 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

fifteen years pass...

The times, they are a changin

-Bob Dyley

― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Sunday, 29 December 2019 03:27 (six years ago)

These nymphs, I would perpetuate them.
So bright
Their crimson flesh that hovers there, light
In the air drowsy with dense slumbers.

― pomenitul, Sunday, 29 December 2019 03:37 (six years ago)

What are the latest stats?

― Sarah McLusky, Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:33 (six years ago)

where’s that bibliography you touted?

― babu frik fan account (mh), Sunday, 29 December 2019 04:37 (six years ago)

ILX needs more sex positivity

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 29 December 2019 05:19 (six years ago)

most def

― sarahell, Sunday, 29 December 2019 05:31 (six years ago)

WDYLL in 2020:
https://filmfork-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/content/udoposter.jpg

― The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool (Sanpaku), Sunday, 29 December 2019 06:29 (six years ago)

Sarah McLusky?? True ghost of ILX PAST

― I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Sunday, 29 December 2019 14:03 (six years ago)

I learned a lot from those young, foolish, and desperate days when people mistakenly thought it was "safe" to talk about sex on the Internet. Most of us, I think, know better now.

― revenge of the jawn (rushomancy), Sunday, 29 December 2019 14:13 (six years ago)

This makes me sad. I understand the need for anonymity, and we have spaces on here designed more for that purpose, but there's also a judgmental element that's hard to escape.

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 29 December 2019 14:34 (six years ago)

ilx becoming a prude place (for heteros at least) has been a drag.

― L'assie (Euler), Sunday, 29 December 2019 14:58 (six years ago)

think of the children!!

― j., Sunday, 29 December 2019 15:41 (six years ago)

on second thought i'm FPing dangerous, irresponsible poster "Sarah McLusky" and suggest everyone do the same

― I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Sunday, 29 December 2019 15:46 (six years ago)

We’ve been talking about the wrong things around here — one post on this old thread and an account that has been dormant for six years pops back to life in an hour?!

― babu frik fan account (mh), Sunday, 29 December 2019 15:57 (six years ago)

When ILX lights the sex beacon, heroes arrive from far and wide

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 29 December 2019 16:16 (six years ago)

Yes, hello. NA has been my spy for the past several years.

I also had a thread about how many pair of underwear everyone has. Good times.

― Sarah McLusky, Sunday, 29 December 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

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