Joe Millionaire: 101 Plot Twist Predictions

WHat I really think is going to happen is that Fox will offer him a million dollars if he chooses one of the woman he didn't pick for a finalist. Or offer him a million to walk away.

i think they're gonna take back all the jewelry and sara will cry and throw a little pussy fit and then the whole thing will end with evan and paul the butler sitting around talking about all the poontang evan got from all those whorey money grubbin' sluts.

evan is a nobel laureate who was playing dumb the whole time

That could be the only thing that would shock me.

If that's true, dude deserves an Emmy.

He should win an oscar if thats the case.

Emmy, Emmy, Emmy.
I need more coffee.

"Surprise! I'm actually Jimmy Carter."

It'd be nice if, at the crucial moment, he unzipped his ultra-realistic bodysuit to reveal - surprise! - two midgets (one standing on the other's shoulders), who then happily pair off with the lucky ladies, hand in, erm, much smaller hand.

Evan is really Tucan Sam.

http://www.adtoymuseum.com/gifs/tucan.gif

Evan faces the camera and admits that the male escort rumors are not only true but a PG-rated version of his actual professional exploits.

And then Evan, the contestants, the crew, and the butler all lez up. [/Dang]

Hahahaha... this is from MSNBC (I'm on my late afternoon news website stroll) and it beats us all...

Meanwhile, some people are just not buying the promised “big surprise.” But rumors about it are flying on the Internet. Here are a bunch of them. (Scroll down).

One that rates a special mention, though, was posted by the blogger Moxie. I can’t find it on her site this morning, however. So I’m posting the “the real secret behind the whole show,” written by an anonymous e-mailer who claims to know Evan’s family.

I don’t believe it myself, but it’s one helluva dubious theory that Fox can only hope is true: “Evan is not alone on the show! His identical twin brother Ethan is also on there! Basically, they each had an equal say picking girls right down to the last two. They split up the dates at first, and then dated the girls they themselves had picked.

“Evan picked the wild Sara, while Ethan loves the quiet, gentle Zora. SOOO…on the last episode, Evan sees Zora first, rejects her, then leaves. Then you see Ethan (who u think is Evan) talking to Sara and reject her. Now youre thinking what the heck! THEN, they bring both girls in together and both brothers come out and explain the whole mess.

“They tell them they are not rich, and of course, Sara isn’t impressed but Zora is relieved. THEN, Paul comes in and tells ALL of them that he IS a millionaire, and that both boys will be receiveing 1 million each!!! Too bad Sara already walked out!!!!”

y'know, from the teasers of the *hopefully* final episode, I'm inclined to believe that.

Paul is a horny old drunk who has videotaped all the women the whole time for his "private library", and has secretly kept Heidi in the chateau bound-and-gagged as his secret sex slave.

ding ding ding!

Yeah, Nick totally wins.

That's FANTASTIC (uh, the twins theory, not nickalicious')

Supposedly Mark Burnett, the Survivor producer, would go onto bulletin boards and post both real and fake spoilers. There was one guy on a bulletin board who was right about all of the bootings plus some other stuff, but only up until the final four. Anyway, I've long suspected some Survivor-type shenanigans with this show. As the butler said, "the rumors are true".

One rumor that has been often repeated is that the women are millionaires, or at least Zora is. Anyway Joe Mill said in an interview that several people on the show should get Emmys.

Actually the twins thing sounds more Aaron Spelling than Disney, but I like it. I wish I hadn't covered up my tapes with the Westminster Dog Show! And I can't watch the re-run tonight because I have to watch Survivor - a co-worker of my sister is on!

It's got to have something to so with Sara's fetish movies.