Should the feeling of falling in love being similar to the feeling of food poisoning? Like when you sit on the toilet and it feels like someone's just opened a sluice?
I'd get drunk, but I have no money. I'm already rattling on incoherently. I've had one girlfriend in my entire life. I'm 20. I'm an adult, and I'm still hitting it up with these tragic little crushes. Girls just want some anorexically thin fuckwit with a fringe.
Why do I get adopted as kind of a surrogate for women who can't actually find a gay best friend? And I don't even fall for women who are stunningly attractive either, which makes my ineptitude all the more stunning.
She'll pop by the house at around 10 tonight, invite members of our house to our local shit indie club dive (a blessing in disguise, because listening to Smashmouth isn't high on my list of priorities at the moment), and ignore me. She'll talk to me tomorrow, mainly because I'm there, be fucking sunshine and smiles, and I'll fall for it. You know why? Because I'm a fuckwit.
I'm off to buy a bottle of Jack to drink in one evening. Or to sit and stare at this screen pressing "refresh" every five fucking seconds. I fully expect a number of posts telling me to stop being a self-pitying loser. I wish I could mate. I wish I could.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)
life!!!!!
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)
Yes. I realised if I was going to be at uni, I couldn;t afford to spend £40 on CDs each week. So now I spend £40 betting each week.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 13 February 2003 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)
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― max r, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00006AWE3.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
― max r, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)
how am i supposed to take ILX's premier internet hardman seriously now? :(
― DG, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
greetings, all
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)
well I feel srsly underwhelmed; I came on this thread expecting an insightful discussion of history and why it repeats itself only to find a four year old drunken rant from Dom about his love life or lack thereof. I feel strangely hollow. It's like opening a crisp packet to find half of it is air.
― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)
You've had a girlfriend already and you're only 20? Stop showing off! I was 27 when I first had a girlfriend!
― mei, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)
i new a lad who shagged a girl on the school field aged 11. beat that, larry clark.
― max r, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
that's quite new for a field
― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)
yeah well where is he now
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)
It's like opening a crisp packet to find half of it is air.
Tried opening a packet of Salt & Shak3 recently?
― snoball, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
Essential googleproofing there
― DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
I doubt he'd even need prompting
― DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)
― max r, Thursday, 4 October 2007 08:07 (eighteen years ago)
So, max r. Not a troll then.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 4 October 2007 08:10 (eighteen years ago)
Nietzsche said something about how history repeats itself because there's an infinite amount of time and a finite number of events and the longer history gets the more events will repeat until we all go crazy.
― saudade, Friday, 5 October 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)
been there already
― Aimless, Friday, 5 October 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)
"the grass is always greener, when theyre 11"
― deeznuts, Friday, 5 October 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)