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I love how my persona on ILX has become so one-sided. OK, here's the question:

TITFUCKING CLASSIC OR DUD?

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 17 February 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

depends on the tits dunnit?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 February 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess raises an important point.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 February 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Right so how big is too big, hmm?

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 17 February 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess raises an important point.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 17 February 2003 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

don't worry, cozen--it's not your point.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Zing?

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 17 February 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Ewwww! I do not understand why any woman would find this practice pleasurable or even tolerable. Can anyone illuminate me on this one? (Yes, I've done it and thought it was dull and pointless.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 17 February 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

It just seems rather silly, if y'ask me. There are better activities in a simillar context to get up to.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 February 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Millar - I'd like to request that you develop a new persona, or at least return to your one-sided one - I liked him!

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

(Even if he almost always professed the wrong arguments and beliefs, of course.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

i think it has something to do with a fetish for blowing yr load on someones face/boobs

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"something"

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

since when is anything done in the bedroom NOT silly?

(waiting for "sleeping isn't silly" post)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Zing?

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

btw - does the thread title refer to the thread or the activity itself?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

(if the latter, has Millar been caught secretly titwanking for peace in his army base?)

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:25 (twenty-three years ago)

after 9th grade it's kinda silly

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

i have known some girls who do seem to enjoy it

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

they're just happy to get you out of their cooch for once

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

dude, i know i'm well endowed, but its not painful you said

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread restores my faith in ILX.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

it does seem an odd confluence of female pragmatism ("I'm not giving it up but I will let you fuck my tits" which is how it happened for me) and male desire ("Gawdamn! I like them titties so much I'm gonna fukkem!" which is how it happened for me).

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Certainly not a "main attraction" but small doses can be nice to spice things up. The "teasing" aspect is probably attractive for some girls, like its almost sex and its almost pleasuring them, but it isn't quite.

― dude, Monday, 17 February 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

It's just totally goofy. Even though it can be argued that most sex acts are inherently goofy, this just goes beyond the pale in terms of goofiness.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

it's nowhere near as goofy as that furry craze

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you hate funfur?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's totally goofy:
http://www.thehumanequine.com/images/tidewaterdemo/pos2.jpg

You mean this, James?:
http://www.xanth.co.uk/spodstock/thumb/James%20molests%20cute%20furry%20thing%202-thumb.jpg

― oops (Oops), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Nope, still not as goofy.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

More goofy than a foot fetish?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I totally don't get foot fetishes - how do you fuck a foot?

― James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

you use two

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:07 (twenty-three years ago)

penises?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Somewhere on Metal Sludge there's a column where Rikki Rockett talks about himself, an enthusiastic groupie with talented feet, and the results.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

More goofy than someone who wants their mate to dress up as Goofy so they could tittyfuck them with their furry feet?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:10 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

dud

― gershy, Sunday, 11 November 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

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