Ireland beating Holland, Classic! Classic! Classic!

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Age 5: Holland knock Ireland out of Euro 88. Age 7: Ireland scrape draw with Holland in World Cup 90 Age 11:Holland knock Ireland out of World Cup 94 Age 13:Holland beat Ireland in playoff ensuring we don't qualify for Euro 96

Age 17: Ireland throw away lead against Holland to draw in away leg of qualifier Age 18: Today: IRELAND GO DOWN TO TEN MEN, LOOK BEATEN, AND SOMEHOW BEAT HOLLAND ONE NIL. At last. Take that Holland you cunts. Sorry to any Dutch people but we're crap and we beat you. All my sense (thats not much) has gone out the window, I'm getting drunk tonight.

Ronan, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

As I am Portsmouth fan, you should never forget Alan Mcloughlin's goal that got Ireland to the World Cup in 1994.

It looks like that Holland will not be going to the World Cup next year! can Holland still reach the second place?

DJ Martian, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Can they? No no no. Revenge is sweet.

Ronan, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yeah, I couldn't figure out which was the more impressive match today, this one or England trouncing Germany -- but in terms of sheer 'that's the last result I expected,' Ireland just pips England to the punch. Still, I'm just waiting for Jeff Powell to write an article saying "I've been an idiot all these years complaining about Eriksson and trying to support Terry Venables, so please come over and punch my face and light my ridiculous hairstyle on fire."

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Germany 1 England 5
You're saying a one-nil Ireland / Holland game was amazing? Ordinary teams, ordinary score.

DavidM, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ireland beating the Netherlands...Dud! Dud! Dud!

Playing kick + rush against 10 men suggests Van Gaal lost the plot. Instead of the dutch masters stroking the ball around magnificently we'll have the jolly green bruisers lead by uber-thug Keane. Well done Ireland, but some of us are still hurting.

stevo, Sunday, 2 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Allow me to steal a quote from Liam Gallagher..........."fuck you"

Ronan, Sunday, 2 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yeah whatever, they got it coming. Arrogant fuckers, there isn't that much sympathy over here. Of course playing with a fuck-up like Melchiot is asking for trouble, but the post-red card tactic was the most stunning losing of footie plot in a long time. A real Holland team would have broken Keane's cheekbone within 10 minutes, that's were you notice Van Bommel isn't a real bad boy a la Wouters/Neeskens/Koeman.

Ah well, the adventages of having 2 nationalities: Spain look reborn with the injection of young talents. :)

Omar, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Clin-ton \morrison, clinton morrison!

now HE'S a classic classic classic

he better not injure himself in those green jerseys though....club b4 country...

ambrose, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I live in Ireland and am Irish. I hate sport. I am offering my soul to Satan in return for Ireland not getting into the World Cup. I can't go through that horror again.

In all seriousness I am reminded of the Onion article "The Sporting Team From My Area Is Better Than The Sporting Team From Your Area".

The Dirty Vicar, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Three cheers for the dirty vicar!

x0x0

|\|0|2/|\4|\| |=4'/, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ian for god sake you'll get days off work, the country will shut down, everyone will be buying everyone else drinks, chaos will ensue, next summer is going to be amazing. Although selling your soul to satan may work against us if we play Iraq.

Ronan, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I may get days off work if we qualify, but I will then have to either i) watch football or ii) be treated as some kind of freak by my workmates. neither of these are a pleasant prospect.

DV, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

days off are days off

Ronan, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This (ronan's philosphy ov days off) = undeniably correct.

xoxo

|\|0|2/|\4|\| |=4'/, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It is well researched

Ronan, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm not sure we'd even get days off, given that we have TVs in all our offices (for complicated reasons).

DV, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Then DV should undoubtedly pull a "sickie", 'cuz thee alternative sounds bloody awful....

x0x0

|\|0|2/|\4|\| |=4'/, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two months pass...
To the english fan who fan who called ireland and holland average teams fuck u,at least we didn`t lose a game in our group,and by the way any fucking team could beat germany at this moment.ps to shithead irish dickead who dosn`t want ireland to get into the world cup fuck u,i hope u u never live to see another ireland game .

colin holt, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

still, at least you didn't get angry or anything

gareth, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love these random posts from random punters.

chris, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey! i'm not random;)

gareth, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm undecided about cheeky ripostes by regular punters

chris, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love the world cup, just cause were supposed to either beat USA or Mexico to qualify from America or finish third ahead of Jamacia or Trindad/Tobago and beat who ever wins the Oceania zone and we never do. Least I think thats how it used to work. Heck the only time Canada made the world cup was when Mexico got the bye for hosting the damm thing.

Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Didn't Canada make it to the cricket world cup?

james, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yeah, I think we did but no one knows how cause no one here nows how the bloody thing is scored. Something about 4 for rolling the bloody thing out and 6 for a homerun?

We also do reasonably well in rugby but I havent followed it recently.

Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

by the way any fucking team could beat germany at this moment

Except Ukraine, it seems..

Nick, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Half time in the second leg of the World Cup play off Iran 0 Republic of Ireland 0

DJ Martian, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

nine months pass...
i love only holland NL girl only

ahmed, Sunday, 8 September 2002 10:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...
Magnificent.

the finefox, Sunday, 6 June 2004 13:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Holland v Germany is going to be a very interesting game to watch...i can't believe i am using 'interesting' in the same sentence as Germany there

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 6 June 2004 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

K.L.O.S.E. is gonna rock ya...

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 6 June 2004 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i wish klose would be put in a kloset, the kloset locked & and the key katapulted into the void

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 6 June 2004 14:39 (nineteen years ago) link

But what about Ireland yesterday? Just magnificent!

the finefox, Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

did not see the game sadly. did they really play that well?

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i didnnae see the game last night either.
hopefully the goals at least will be shown on eurosprt news or somewhere tonight.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 6 June 2004 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I am disappointed that the BBC 'Past Masters' didn't see fit to mention this, whatever it is.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Sunday, 6 June 2004 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

jesus keane's goal was beautiful
dunphy rhapsodising about him at half time was only encouraging me to get my hopes up
ireland are looking excellent
i wish we were in euro 2004...

robin (robin), Monday, 7 June 2004 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

me too about euro 2004, really exciting performance yesterday, I presume you were out on Saturday Robin? At the Shelter?

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 7 June 2004 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link

What a goal. My favourite Irish goal ever. I never liked Ronald Whelan's vs Dasaev, really, though I could see its 'technique'. But this one - running from the half-way line then shooting from 20 yards!! Jayzus!

The rest of the performance was remarkably calm and solid too.

the finefox, Monday, 7 June 2004 10:20 (nineteen years ago) link

hooray! echoing the "wish we were in euro 2004" sentiments. can't wait for the qualifiers. o'brien has secured the centre-half spot beside cunningham, and a few of the fringe players were impressive (quinn and barret f'rinstance). i like a.reid's long passing too. mcateers's goal in holland (the 2-2 draw) was similarly excellent.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 7 June 2004 10:32 (nineteen years ago) link

reid looks a magnificent player. but it's the style of play Kerr has brought to the team that's really impressive, such good movement and passing, like a true international team. bring on France!

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 7 June 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

did miller play?

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 7 June 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

argh want to see Keane's goal now. my favourite Irish goals tho, based on memory so nothing before '94 i'm afraid:

1) Ray Houghton vs Italy (1994)
2) Robbie Keane vs Germany (2002)
3) John Aldridge vs Mexico (1994)
4) Jason Mcateer vs Holland (2001)
5) Matt Holland vs Cameroon (2002)

stevem (blueski), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Alan McLoughlin against Northern Ireland, 1993. the tears of sadness changed to tears of joy. I actually remember the same thing happened with Ronnie Whelan's tap in for Liverpool against Portsmouth in the 1992 FA Cup.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 7 June 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Keane's goal was better than all of the above - though they were all in highly charged competitive games.
And if you look at it that way, the best Irish goal ever was David O'Leary's penalty vs Romania in the 1990 World Cup. Or Ray Houghton's header against England in 1988....

It was an encouraging game though - who knows what the team will be like with Keane running midfield, Duff running at defences and O'Shea shoring up at the back? If France either win or have a terrible time at Euro 2004 they could well be there for the taking in our first game with them....

David Nolan (David N.), Monday, 7 June 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Saturday's disastrous game has thrown the Dutch public into a mix of despair and loathing towards the national squad. Both the coach and all analysts openly admit their desparation too and see no possible options that haven't failed before. Expectations are probably lower than ever.

Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 7 June 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

But that squad : Davids, Van Nistelrooy, Kluivert, Seedorf, Van der Vaart, Schneider, van Der Meyde, Makaay, Van Hoojdonk.....

Admittedly you do seem to have a slight problem in defence. What happened to Kevin Hofland?

David N (David N.), Monday, 7 June 2004 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I've forgotten what wing Reid goes down (Duff is left-sided, isn't he?) but having them two down the wings together... that'd be pretty scary.

Goal something along the lines of: Van Nistelrooy loses possession to Alan Maybury on the edge of the Irish area, with the Dutch in naff-all hurry to get the ball back. Maybury pops it to Reid (I think), who gives it to Keane. Keane sets off towards the Dutch area, Morrison to his right at all times (waving arm a lot). Dutch backing off him. Reid then makes a superb overlapping run, which bamboozles Bouma into running into Stam, while (I think) Reiziger is too occupied with Morrison, leaving a gaping hole in front of the right-hand-side of the goal (from where Keane is facing). 25 yards out, Keane takes it on his right and shoots low and hard with enough swerve to just take it away from a full-stretch Van Der Sar and nestle into the right-hand side of the net. Super-fine.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 7 June 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

It's true, the decoy run was key.

One reason the result impressed me: this was second-string Ireland, up to a point; and the commentator said at the outset that he just hoped they didn't get thrashed. And he meant it, kindly.

Jeez - I'm starting to think it was John Helm. Was it?

the finefox, Monday, 7 June 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

- Van Nistelrooij and Kluivert don't seem to be able to perform together or alone. Especially Kluivert hasn't played even a decent game for the national squad in years and nobody seems to understand why.

- Makaay doesn't seem to be able to play effectively with either of the two above, and despite his good form at the moment isn't top choice for a 1-central-striker 4-3-3 scenario.

- despite his solid playing at Milan Seedorf is still national bogeyman number one for an extraordinarily long streak of weak games in the national team (and for missing three penalty kicks at various times) while still laying down demands on what position he wants to play. Much to everyone's surprise he has performed rather well lately though.

- Van Der Vaart and Sneijder have played very weak at Ajax in the 2nd half of the season and seem to be disappear when they're called upon. People start to suspect that their good performance against Scotland was just a one-off.

- Van der Meyde has been warming the bench at Inter almost all season, riddled with small injuries. Whether he'll ever be as good as he was two years ago is anyone's guess.

- Van Hooijdonk is on fire at the moment but there's no chance in hell he'll ever get a starting position with three strikers from top European clubs competing with him.

- Davids was one of the few who looked solid, but seemed to be half asleep during the Ireland game. Everybody is hoping he was deliberately taking it easy.

- Over the last few seasons, Kevin Hofland has proved to be rediculously injury-prone and his development as a player has all but stagnated at PSV. The only two defenders who could arguably have been included are Mario Melchiot of Chelsea and Nigel De Jong of Ajax, but neither are particularly good.

Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 7 June 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

your consolation is that Germany have similar problems and appear to be worse, and not even the Czech coach is confident about his defence according to BBC Sport. it's all looking evermore tangible for plucky Latvia!

stevem (blueski), Monday, 7 June 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you all scaremongering so that people change their fantasy football squads and you win, eh? EH?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 7 June 2004 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Yup, John Helm and John Aldridge.

It was Ireland's second string, and they were good. A full-strength Ireland would be quite something, one assumes. But on that evidence, Andy Reid is much too good for Forest to hang onto, and Graham Barrett could yet prove to have not entirely suffered from never seeing Arsenal's first team (c.f. Given at Blackburn). Oh, and all that stuff people always say about Kenny Cunningham being under-rated - all true.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 7 June 2004 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Reid and Keane were excellent.

Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 7 June 2004 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Clinton Morrison had a bit of a stinker, though. Ireland had chances by the ton throughout the game, including a totally open header for him which his forehead somehow managed to completely miss, despite him jumping and doing the neck-flick and everything. Keane then did this amazing over-head kick thing almost parallel to the crossbar to keep it in play and it nearly went in...

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 7 June 2004 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes - that was tremendous too.

the finefox, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 10:23 (nineteen years ago) link


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