Amusing for NZers

Amusing, if tragic, for non-NZers too. But where does Frodo live? I'm sure he's not eating match heads. No siree.

i just recently met a buncha ppl from whangerei

i said i knew ppl in dunedin, and they all laughed!! then they said, "no, no, it's nice really, it's just cold and far"

then they all started talking abt when [xx] dropped his backpack in the swimming hole