Can I go the whole day without leaving my room?

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I didn't wake up until one, so that helps. I have running water, a packet of biscuits, and broadband interweb here.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham, I don't understand why anyone would leave if they didn't have to. Do you have something to wee in?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

You might be able to. How long is the DAT? Perhaps you should start w/an LP and work your way up.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

surely the DAT will be no longer than 180mins

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I cannot understand why anyone would leave if they didn't have to. Do you have something to wee in?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

For chrissakes, do you have something to wee in?!?!?!

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps he's e-pissing?

― Alfie (Alfie), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I had an en suite at uni. When I had food poisoning in the first year I managed 48 hours.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Have I stumbled across an ILE hornet's nest?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey! That's not fair! I can't chainge my typos

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe he’s doing this?

― No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

He still needs a receptacle!

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Not if he aims carefully.

― No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Show me a man who can...

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

(Graham, you've spawned a monster!)

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that a challenge?

― No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Absolutely.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I do have a sink.

I think I may have fuXored myself by putting washing in the machine last night.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

why do you want to stay in all day? It was beautiful outside today.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

He's wasting daylight.

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

The daylight is gone.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Lightweight. See if you can do it for 2 days without the internet and without masturbating.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck it, I'm having a shower.

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

that's a horrible place to wee

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Shit, I need one too, now. And a toothbrushing.

― No One (SiggyBaby), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

IT'S DISGUSTING

― the forgotten alex (mark s), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

See if you can do it for 2 days without the internet and without masturbating

Let's be reasonable here--he's not Superman. We don't need a death on our hands.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Note that it took me over an hour and a half to actually have a shower.

So what happens to washing that's been left in the machine for 24 hours? And also, not taking the cellophane off Persil tablets, classic or dud?

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

So what happens to washing that's been left in the machine for 24 hours?

It gets stolen.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

It gets sniffed, and then possibly washed again

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:07 (twenty-three years ago)

So what happens to washing that's been left in the machine for 24 hours?

It gets stolen.

This is the UK. We have our washing machines in our own homes here.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to work with a guy who had an empty coffee can in the corner of his room so he could wee without leaving his room. He was completely pathetic, mind you I'm not offering this anecdote as a lifestyle tip...

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Leave them long enough and all ILE threads will end up being about storing piss in receptacles.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I suppose it's better than storing babies in receptacles. Or mice.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

It's that Italian doctor working on that?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Storing piss in mice: classic or dud?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

SICK AND WRONG.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 23:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, after all they don't hold that much.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 20 February 2003 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to work with a guy who had an empty coffee can in the corner of his room so he could wee without leaving his room

Wait wait, IN WORK?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 20 February 2003 10:47 (twenty-three years ago)

The dealine was looming. There was no other way.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 20 February 2003 10:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait wait, IN WORK?

No, at work one day he told us that he did this when he was at his apartment-- I think he was expecting compliments on his ingenious idea.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 20 February 2003 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

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