Lets talk about Mike Tyson and his tattoo

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He's a nutjob.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

He's also shot as a fighter. Luckily, Clifford Etienne is tailor made for Tyson, no matter how old he is. Tyson should be able to blast him out in a round or two. If he doesn't, he's in a lot of trouble. Saturday night is gonna be odd...and hopefully the last time we ever see Tyson box.

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Alan

― Alan Conceicao, Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

He looks like he's on Star Trek! Next Generation, obv. "Captain, the Tysonian delegation is prepared to beam aboard."

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

This has reaffirmed my faith in his sanity.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not as good as his Chairman Mao and Che tatts.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Picard: "Well, I'm NOT prepared to meet any more so-called aliens who are plainly just earthlings with ink on their face or a wig or some latex doohicky for a hat!! STRANGE NEW CIVILISATIONS, IT SAID!! That means insectoid omelette-people with wheels instead of fingers and lungs that they keep in another room!!" *flounces out*

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 February 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

This is why I only like Star Trek aliens when there are big intergalactic conventions -- because then they have to make up a few novelty variety aliens to give a proper sense of scale. There was one where there were liquid aliens! They had to put these big aquariums at the meeting table and then, like, siphon this glop into them.

(Mark, you know they used a Next Generation to pretend-explain why all aliens look human: something about some original civilization scattering bits of its DNA across the universe to create consistent humanoid beings.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 February 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to see a Picard-flounce.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

nab i used my thread-for-the-day unwisely: can you start one on "most imaginative non-humanoid alien in a movie (or not)"?

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 February 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

these are even more inexplicable...
Che Guevara on his abs and Chairman Mao on his right shoulder...what up with that, certainly Tyson's no Marxist? Maybe Don King is though?
http://www.boxingchronicle.com/images2/tysonnielsen1.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 February 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

prove by science: don king = kim jong il

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 20 February 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I keep expecting him to draw back his left hand and brandish his opponent's still-beating heart before taking a big bite of it and shouting, "MORE PROTEIN, BITCH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 February 2003 23:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Mike Tyson ate my children!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 20 February 2003 23:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe it's a temporary tatt. When Clifford ATM sees tattoo-less face, it will be big psyche out!

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 21 February 2003 08:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I think his new tattoo is cool. you know, if I had his body, those are probably the three tattoos I would get (the Mao would only be there out of spite); especially the one on the face.

― Dan I., Friday, 21 February 2003 08:42 (twenty-three years ago)

he says it's just beginning. i think it's gonna cover his whole face.
it will be fierce. it already is.

also, the mao is tight.

jay-z is opening for the fight, right? he is the undercard?

― TB, Friday, 21 February 2003 08:51 (twenty-three years ago)

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