Health Concernes, Solutions to your Health.

Is this a thread about how not to be worried about your health?

Or is it a death threat??

HOLY FUCK I have just sprayed deodorant in my eye. WTF is the antidote to this thing? I have tears streaming down my cheek and it is burning like napalm.

How are you even posting this?

I think the universal answer to this is keep rinsing your eye. Or call Mr. Yuk.

I'm a desperate tear-stained wretch. I have to go out in 5 minutes and I have one eye redder than a monkey's pooper.

Seriously water isn't helping.

Who is mister Yuk?

15 contiguous minutes is the usual advice. Set the timer and wait. Tell whoever/whatever engagement you have that you will be late.

Mister Yuk is the mascot of the poison control hotline. What brand of deodorant is it? Post, and I'll call them while you rinse your eye for 5 minutes. ok?

15 minutes? Damn! Gotta go see a band. Maybe I'll take a bucket with me.

The hotline isn't working!!!

Forgot to say, it's not normal deodorant, it's ridiculous hippy crystal shit. I have a new age eye catastrophe on my hands.

On my face.

You're calling them? No, stop! That's too kind!

Does it have directions on how to deal with it getting in your eye on the label?

Will check.

Maybe the antidote is sweat?

I was calling the hotline of a manufacturer of a normal aerosol deodorant & hung up when I found out you sprayed chakras in your fucking eye.

Wear sunglasses - after all, you're going to see a band

Woody Harrelson's Hemp Deodorant

Label says nothing. Fucking lazy hippies! No attention to detail!

Try playing some Grateful Dead...

I've done all I can here.

Try killing the Grateful Dead. Bastards.

Think I'm going to have to take out my contacts. Boo!

Abbott thanks, I think my vigorous douching is paying off slowly.

What? You've had your contacts in the whole time? No wonder the eye rinse didn't work!

(xxpost) Well that would certainly help! Also, isn't milk supposed to be good if you get pepper spray in you eye? Maybe it'll help with this?

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I don't wanna have to where specs, good grief.

Wait, what is that guy doing?

I don't think deodorant wld have pepper spray chemical in it bcz it burns any flesh.

I have to go out, snoball is telling me to pour milk on my head.

He's washing both his eyes AND standing under the shower bcz he knows how to handle chemical accidents!

He is wearing his headphones in the shower? And a shirt?

At least I've still got my left eye. The bastards can never take that away.

uh instead of coming here, wouldn't it be better to go to a pharmacy? or are they closed.
i picture him with those black eyeballs like in true blood now.

I'm saying that if milk works for something as irritant as pepper spray, then it might work for something less irritant, ie, deodorant. Unless those hippies are anti-capitalists and have simply relabelled pepper spray aerosols as deodorant.

(xxpost) pour the milk into your eye, not over your head!

NickB, how are you making so many posts if you can't see out of one eye, and have to rush to get out? Anyway, save time, go to the bar, and order a brandy alexander...

Would soya milk work?

Probably.

I'm beginning to think this is the weirdest trolling session ever, Nick.

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Go to the emergency room if you cannot seem to get it out yourself because as a previous answer above my stated "it probably contains aluminum which can decrease blood flow to the peripheral blood viens in your eyes" untreated that will eventually cause you to go blind in that eye if not both eyes also Aluminum is known to cause cancer. I would go in for a free consultation on monday to ask a proffesional doctor for their opinion. which most likely a trip to an emergency room if you cannot fix it yourself before that time.
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I spent 4 months in Military basic training combat life saver class covered situations such as this and as such this is my reccommendation.

The hippie stuff probably wouldn't have the aluminum problem though, or would it?

Snoball, I am typing through a veil of misery and pain.

Okay, gotta go. Thank you kind medics of ILX.

kkvsgodzilla, no, no aluminium. Just painful stuff. Don't try it at home. Really gotta scoot, thanks folks.

i'm curious, why did you spray it in your eye? synesthesia?

Stupidity. I missed my armpit.

well guys, this seems to be some kind of shitty. my boy is lying next to me after squirting ALMAY hypoallergenic antiperspirant str8 into his eyeball and it looks like it really blows. it was a pretty big ordeal, he got it in there, then got really mad and screamed into a towel a few times in between attempting to rinse this demon from his face.

i then went online and found this post (thank you by the way) but this was not enough to satisfy his worries of loosing his sight. he described it as the room looking " mad foggy, like clouds of smoke" .

i then called the number on the back of the deo which linked me to another number for this poison control center -1(303)739-1110. and this nice lady told me to put him in the shower for 15 min, with warm water hitting his forehead and dripping down into his eye as he blinked regularly, and then a cold washcloth on there for another 15min. this comment is almost as long as the original post, but i hope it helps some ones burning dried out retina. hugs and kisses.

at 2:39 AM

what the hell is going on here

Too late you missed all the action. NickB sprayed hippie deodorant in his eye. I'm kind of interested in how he could have missed his armpit though.

I wanna know what show he's so desperate to get to at 3:30 on a Monday...

Also, protip, when applying deodorant, hold the back of your hand against your chin and look away, which a) prevents you spraying your eye, b) stops the deodorant getting on the skin of your face

Or just get some stick deodorant.

or just don't wear deodorant

gbx NickB got deodorant in his eye, rinsed it for a bit with his contacts still in, and then complained how his eye hurt

& then didn't rinse his eye any further

oh ffs

that's why I thought he was trolling

The tragic epilogue to all this hoo-hah is that my eye is now fine, but what with all the pain, I totally forgot to apply my stoopid hippy deo to that one armpit. Ahh! Even as the gig started I was gushing down one side, and I have to say that that was the single most ridiculously crowded and hot and sweaty and airless show I have been to in a long long time. Bad mistake. Oneida playing to many people in a ridiculously tiny room above a pubm, perspiration dripping off the glitterball and everything. My eyeball didn't sweat though, maybe I should take comfort in that.

Ok, going to the doctor right after work so please don't give me the "stop posting go to a doctor you moron" lecture. :-)

I had a swollen lymph node the other day, and a small bump on my eyebrow last week. Didn't think much of either of them, my dad said he gets that kind of stuff and, besides, last week was maybe the most stressful week I've had in awhile. So I didn't worry too much, thinking it was just stress.

Long story short yesterday I had multiple red bumps on my forehead, today I have a non-stop headache and lymph node(s) still present on my neck.

I should be able to finish off work today, but the headache is rough and unrelenting.

anybody want to play internet doctor with me until I see a real one this afternoon? *lies down on the ILX couch*