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i was 8. i lay in bed face down. i wriggled. a huge aching chasm opened in my chest and groin. i spent many months trying to duplicate the experience with only occasional success. i think i used to wish they had a pill that could give you this feeling.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 24 February 2003 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"a huge aching chasm opened in my chest and groin"

That sounds more like a demonic possession than a simple orgasm.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

i think i was 11 or 12. it was surprising and exciting.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't even remember when it was, I was so young at the time. I can't remember a time without it.

― kate, Monday, 24 February 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

All subsequent ones haven't been as good as the first, I can tell you that.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm waiting for someone to say "I'll let you know when it happens".

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

its happening right now!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

OH....MY.....GOD.....!!!!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't stand it. And I know you planned it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"a huge aching chasm opened in my chest and groin"

That sounds more like a demonic possession than a simple orgasm

i never considered this at the time, having had an areligious upbringing. now that you mention it...shit...and there was the incident where i killed the priest.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll let you know when...

― -M, Monday, 24 February 2003 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

What's an orgasm, Daddy?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 24 February 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I was probably around 12. Home alone. Watching late night tv. Summer night.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I was masturbating, imagine

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

My first organism was a Desulfobacterium indolicum but I quickly got tired of that. My next one was a ... what? Excuse me? Not an organism, but an...? What? Seriously? Oh my god, that's disgusting! No one would ever do that! I've never been so...so...so...oh, my...well, that's entirely differe...oh...oh...oh...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

― Skottie, Tuesday, 25 February 2003 06:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think I've had one.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 06:11 (twenty-three years ago)

but mel you told us one time you masturbated like 900 times in one day

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 06:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I was 11 and had just found my mother's neck massager in her chest of drawers. . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 06:16 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't remember the first one particularly, but i was younger than 10. i'm sure i've had thousands upon thousands since.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 06:22 (twenty-three years ago)

mine involved a "fur" i had bought at cub scout summer camp as i remember

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 06:24 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

i think i was 8 when i had my first one.i had found my moms back massager and u know da rest....!!!!

― R J C, Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

!!!!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

...!!! showed up in your room? :O wow, that's magic!

― janni (janni), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Wet dream. Don't remember the age. I'd just seen the episode of St. Elsewhere where the older doctor (it's been awhile, don't expect a name) tells the kid who has a wet dream that it's not because he had cancer or anything (except I think the kid ALSO had cancer), it's just cause he was all into the hot nurse. So I knew I didn't have cancer. And I'd read the dirty bits of the Old Testament, so I knew I hadn't broken anything. Mostly, like the first guy to get drunk off sugars gone south, I just wondered how to make it happen on purpose.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I fantasized when I was pretty little. I can't remember exactly how old I was, but it kind of freaks me out to think about it. I didn't really know for sure how everything (cough cough) worked but I knew what I liked.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude if I can't even remember my last orgasm...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I had just turned eleven. Sleeping over at a friend's house, where we'd been talking about girls and sex (as much as we could fathom at the time) well into the night. It happened right after we finally said goodnight and retreated to our sleeping bags. It started out mindlessly, and then it seemed like there could be a point, an end to what I was doing. There was. I had no idea.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude if I can't even remember my last orgasm...

Lay off the Ween, nickalicious.

Do as I don't.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 29 May 2003 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

For a long time it was a christmas eve tradition because otherwise there was no way I was going to be able to fall asleep.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 29 May 2003 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

After being told about it by a friend of mine, I tried masturbating in the shower. My knees buckled and I almost slipped and fell on my face. I think I was 11 or so.

― Ian Johnson, Thursday, 29 May 2003 23:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i was super super young, i didn't associate it with sex or boys since i didn't know about sex and wasn't interested in boys.

― sand.y, Friday, 30 May 2003 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

my god, i'm a freak. i didn't have one untill i was 16¡¡¡¡¡
i was dry humping my girlfriend. i remember thinking 'what the hell was that¿'
i think i've been making up for lost time lately.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 30 May 2003 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i think by the age of 16 I'd had a couple thousand

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 30 May 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

esoj way OTM.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 30 May 2003 02:59 (twenty-three years ago)

its happening right now!

Oh, God...Oh, my God...It's happening...Ahhhh. Was it good for you too?

I can't remember just when I had my first orgasm, but I do remember that it first started to happen a few years after I started to masturbate. (I started at seven. I was playing around with a pencil while watching TV and decided to try to rubbing the eraser between my legs. It was a revelation. By the time I was fourteen, I had stroked and fondled just about every part of my body that could be played with.) I hated them in the beginning, because it took away all of the nice warm little tension that I was building up. I didn't realize it at the time, but I was a very horny little girl and teenager--I never had a boyfriend, I was a total prude, but I spent most of my time doing such senseously suggestive things as swinging on swings (still like doing this) and lying half-naked in the sun with my eyes closed.
But still, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 24.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 30 May 2003 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

haha, I had to have everything spelled right out for me. I read this Dr. Ruth book when I was 12 and she talked masturbating so I was like "That sounds interesting, I think I'll give that a try". It's weird, before that I knew all about how sex worked, I just didn't know about orgasms. I wonder how long it would've taken me to figure it all out if it hadn't been for Dr. Ruth.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 30 May 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I learned what "cum" was on the playground, during a discussion about "Cum on Feel the Noize." I'd already been masturbating for a long time by then, but it would still be a couple years before I saw any cum.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 30 May 2003 03:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Now I'm a little nervous about that hand-me-down teddy bear I had named "Feel the Noize."

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 30 May 2003 03:53 (twenty-three years ago)

at least it wasn't called "Eileen"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 30 May 2003 03:58 (twenty-three years ago)

HA!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 30 May 2003 04:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I knew exactly what was happening from reading 'Lace,' 'Lace 2' and 'The Naked and the Dead' - that is, the parts of 'The Naked and the Dead' about sex. Which are very few. That author's reputation is built on sand!

― Jody, Friday, 30 May 2003 05:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i was ten or eleven and it was whilst watching Benita from 'Playschool'. and i thought oh my god. i have spent the remaining fifteen years attempting to replicate that feeling. and fifteen years living down the shame of getting a woodie over Benita

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 30 May 2003 05:12 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.autowire.net/woody.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 30 May 2003 05:15 (twenty-three years ago)

like I said, it was a crappy neck massager. Maybe this has explaind the rest of my sex life. *sigh*

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 30 May 2003 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I was 12, staying at my grand-aunts' house, and late night on local TV they were showing this early '80s T&A B-movie called Lunch Wagon (or Lunch Wagon Girls, as it started being called after, I assume, the film's producers decided the title wasn't telegraphing the T&A loudly enough). I decided that I had waited long enough--I knew the basic idea behind masturbation but had no real idea how to do it. But I tried anyway...quite successfully. When I came it scared the hell out of me--I had no idea what it would actually look or feel like. I felt dissociated, like I was looking down on myself from a distance rather than being completely caught up in the moment, a sensation I still feel at times during sex.

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

ten months pass...

I was 13 years old and one Sunday afternoon I played with that 14 years old boy on the attic of our house.(Europe)He asked me to show him my dick.But I had no imagine what for. But he insisted and did the same I was ordered to do. I got those strange feelings inside my abdomen, looking to his already well shaped "huge"genitals he promoted so well. He wondered about my full concentration on that spot.. He started to move his forskin slowly and the movement made silly sounds when he got some precum after minutes. I told him he had to piss cause he lost drops of urine to my opinion. But he continued,going faster and faster, breathing quicker and quicker. I never forget the amount he ejected at once, his facial grimace at the climax..Then he helped me to repeat this action at myself...my god I got my first orgasm very quickly and my first drops squirted out.That intensity of an overwhelming feeling...The following years I continued circlejerking weekly during scouting and wanking every night in my bed and to-day: It's still a great pleasure to repeat that action daily for at least one time....Love it!

― F. Haskerland, Friday, 9 April 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

...

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

...?

― mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Allongée dans mon lit, personne dans la maison. Témoignages sur le plaisir solitaire. Des hommes et des femmes parlent de la masturbation. Des témoignages doux sur le plaisir solitaire, sans tabou, mais non sans tendresse. Un montage à savourer, à partager. Une chose est sûre: ça ne rend pas sourd.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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i remember feeling "weird" in the showers

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i never did pelt. my first, i dont remember much. in the shower , came all over the tiles and shampoo bottles. had to clean the mess off the bottles and thought maybe my cum was a form of shampoo. v. v young.
xpost

― kephm, Friday, 9 April 2004 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, now I am fully aware of the many misconceptions we all had about sex as youngsters, but VAGINAS WITH FUR INSIDE OF THEM?????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I remember in highschool I was friends with this mental d00d... who said that if you lube up a plastic baggie, stick it between the spring box and mattress, and fuck it - that it felt just like 'THE REAL THING' - can anyone confirm?

― mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it does not.

...What?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

a thousand times no

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

and i thought he was serious when he told me I was better than a Serta. . .

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

dan, i think i'd be more worried if i knew what the inside of a vagina actually felt like at age 11.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You really shouldn't feel vaginas until they're older than that, yeah.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Because my mom was a librarian, I got access to all of the sex books way, way early (plus I was the youngest of three boys by five years so I got much "anecdotal evidence" before gaining "empirical evidence").

(xpost TEP!)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Well you SHOULDN'T!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

boy i worded that one straight into a cop car

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I clicked on this thread, thinking, my gosh, I don't remember my first orgasm. And then, of course, I already posted a year ago, and I remembered it quite vividly. This is what ILX is for.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

What, for your grandkids to come up to you one day and say "hey grandad whats cum and how come you got it all over the shower? I read it on Google!"

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 10 April 2004 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Trayce, that is a scary thought. Censor what you type kids - your grandkids will read it and think you a bad person!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 10 April 2004 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

The solution is to kill your grandkids. Harsh, I know.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but you better make sure they're dead or else they'll go back in time and kill you. joke's on them, though, because then they don't exist either...but then it turns out your own children weren't yours in the first place, so they survive and they've beaten you good and proper.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

that was the very definition of a garbage post.

answer to thread question: I broke my bed in 6th grade by jumping on it so I was forced to sleep in a sleeping bag for a few months. one night my usual laying-there-rubbing-it thing got a little more involved than usual, and I was like DAMN! that sleeping bag was awesome.

then, later, in high school when I had my first orgasm caused by someone else's hand, it was so much more intense that I couldn't believe it. something about not stopping halfway through.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The solution is to kill your grandkids. Harsh, I know.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 10 April 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't have mine 'till I was 19-ish. In a related story, I was barred from checking out "Your Erroneous Zones" by Dr. Wayne Dyer for my mom at age 10 'cause the librarian thought 'erroneous' and 'erogenous' were the same thing. (Her logic was erroneous!) I'm almost sure those two things are related somehow

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 11 April 2004 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't remeber when it was, but when I figured out how to generate one, well you get the picture...

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I've not had the picture, no. Is there something amiss with my email?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha! :)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I was about to answer this thread and then thought, "why the fuck don't I use a non de plume????!?!?"

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 11 April 2004 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Because people who use noms de plume suck.

― ...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

first time i generated one happened to be on my birthday. so after a year straight of generating, on my next birthday, i was like "well, i've generated for an entire year straight now. this is pitiful and i should stop soon." then, upon my next birthday after that i was all "well, i've generated daily for two years straight now. this is pitiful and i should stop soon."

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

happy birthday¡
either you are 14 or the saddest 36 year old ever.

― non¿ de plume (dyson), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

either or?
i'm just recollecting over here.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

dude i splooged all over myself and still do to this day....one time it got in my eye and i had to go the hospital and they said "dude you splooged in ur eye didn't you?" and i was like :-/...."yeah" and thats it i think ima go splooge

― really big johnson, Saturday, 24 April 2004 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hey its me again....guess what? I SPLOOGED!! and dude i caught it with my eye lash and holy crap i think my moms coming ziiiiiiiippppppp AHHHHHHHHHH CRAP ITS STUCK INSIDE alright ttyl splooge!

― really big johnson, Saturday, 24 April 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Bet you didn't.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 April 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

has anyone every had a spontaneous orgasm? like, with no stimulation?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Saturday, 24 April 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Only nocturnal.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 April 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ditto (yes girls can have that too!

― nottrayce (trayce), Saturday, 24 April 2004 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i am a weirdo! i have had very very very few nocturnal emissions :-(

― notgaz (gaz), Saturday, 24 April 2004 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm loving how you not only started this thread gaz, but with yr real email too ;) heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 24 April 2004 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

well we need to be open about these things.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Saturday, 24 April 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Fnarr.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 24 April 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I heard about people who get orgams over sneezing. Google tells me nothing. Is it an urban myth, or is this all troo?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 24 April 2004 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Origami is nothing to sneeze at.

― Skottie, Saturday, 24 April 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

nine years pass...

has anyone every had a spontaneous orgasm? like, with no stimulation?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, April 23, 2004 11:44 PM (9 years ago

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/29/sunday-review/ill-have-what-shes-thinking.html?pagewanted=all

that they could reach orgasm by imagination alone

― j., Sunday, 29 September 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)

I didn't really get the mechanics of it and I went through a phase where I'd just kind of hold it while looking at a booby video or whatever, getting all het up and not really knowing what to do. Then one day I sort of accidentally figured it out. I remember it felt really hot, like temperature hot, and sort of good and painful at the same time, and that it was visually freakish and scary to me. I actually told myself "I'm never doing that again." Pretty sure I did it again the next night.

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Sunday, 29 September 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)

Age twelve-something.
Some actress in a black cocktail dress on Letterman, 1983.
Surprised and upset it was more ticklish than pleasurable.
Didn't seek it out again for 5-6 years.

― جهاد النكاح (Sanpaku), Sunday, 29 September 2013 02:08 (twelve years ago)

While writing a book report about Theodore Roosevelt.

― how's life, Sunday, 29 September 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)

First orgasm was I believe to a Cindy Crawford pic.

First hands free was the first time I watched Real Sex on HBO - there was a lesbian scene which I hadn't seen much of before and uh...yeah. taped it and hid the video in case the folks found it.

about a week later, I was doing extra credit for my history class, where she would let us tape relevant programs and bring in the VHS for extra credit. Welp...picked up the wrong tape, and dumped the lesbian Real Sex footage in her lap. spent the whole night panicking worried that she watched it, brought the tape in the next day and explained I'd made an "error", found out fortunately that she hadn't seen it, and made the exchange.

― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 September 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)

I was 11 and had just found my mother's neck massager in her chest of drawers. . .
― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, February 24, 2003 11:16 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think i was 8 when i had my first one.i had found my moms back massager and u know da rest....!!!!
― R J C, Thursday, May 29, 2003 12:32 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys...

― sleepingbag, Sunday, 29 September 2013 16:10 (twelve years ago)

that reminds me of the time that i found my mom's realistic penis simulator educational tool

― reckless woo (Z S), Sunday, 29 September 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)

this never got moved to TMI, huh

While writing a book report about Theodore Roosevelt

Speak softly and carry a...

― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 September 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)

xxp so some people have a very very close relationship with their mother, nothing wrong with that.

― opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 29 September 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 June 2016 21:54 (ten years ago)

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