finding out friends' trashy exploits

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

So like, there useta be a gang of four of us, two males two females, and I just found out that during our heyday, the other three had a menage. While I was still around! Not in the room, but in the city and still hanging out with everybody everyday and stuff.
Should I be hurt? I never saw any of them naked and I've lived with all of them for varying amounts of time. I did open-mouth kiss one of the ladies, and from the sounds of things it was about a week before the Horace-Free orgy.
I feel so sad.
Of course, only the other dude knows that I know about this (cuz he told me). Maybe he just made it up. But why would he? To torment me?
Anyway, I'm the only one in a healthy relationship now. But I'm also the only one who hasn't had sex with more than one person at a time. Curses.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know how to react to that.

I have a friend who has trashy homosex-ploits all the time, and they're fun and funny to hear about, even though I'm not gay.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

5{ly asking "Threesomes (or moresomes): C/D"?

No, you shouldn't be hurt. Even if they're not sexually attracted to you, you shouldn't be hurt about that: It's not their fault. But they certainly didn't "owe" you inclusion in their canoodling.

If you want to have an orgy with your friends, you should proposition one. How does your partner feel about it? All is not lost.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Ack, what happened there? Replace "5{ly" with "Are you really".

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought that was hax0r speak for "slyly."

― Stuart (Stuart), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris is right. It's unavoidable, feeling left out and all that, but people get to choose, and you can't take offence at it.

Threesomes: classic, obviously.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, but what's your favorite combo, Martin? m/m/m or m/f/f or m/m/f? (I'm going to assume it's not f/f/f unless you are a voyeur.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

While I'm sure that they weren't really thinking of me when they did it, they all think that I'm oversensitive, and probably were afraid I'd fall in love with them.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

And... would you have?

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe the girls wanted you in but the guy, uh, didn't.

MAybe they all need a glass or two of Chateau Horace Mann 2003.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

While I'm sure that they weren't really thinking of me when they did it

Hopefully they were thinking, "UUUUNGH... UUUHRRRRR. yeah, there OOWOOWOWOWOOOOOWWOOOOW.... mmmMMMmmmmmMMMMM HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER no WAIT! Whew, that's fuckinh HOT.... MmmmMMMmmmuuuuuuuhn..." usw.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

They were saying it, doubtless. Were they thinking it? One wonders. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I'm sure they were saying, "HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE HORACE!"

Sorry, that was supposed to be, "WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS WHORE-ASS!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I am skeptical.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Its worse finding out your significant others trashy exploits from before they met you....and vice versa.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

best not to find out at all i've learned

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

The only 3-way combinations I've had experience of are MMF and MFF. I fancy women even more than men, so I'd go with the MFF, though I've had rather more of the MMF, and that was often great too - very much especially when the other man was bi too, which was mostly the case. (Am I allowed to talk about foursomes here? Unfortunately I've never had one where all four are bi.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 23:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel sad for Horace. It would irrationally bug me too.

[thinks]

[thinks some more]

No, I can't get 'irrational buggery' out of my head.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

A vision!

"You would agree, would you not, that while most buggery is rational, some is irrational?"

"Yes, great Socrates."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 01:43 (twenty-three years ago)

You can talk about foursomes. You can talk about fivesomes. You cannot talk about sixsomes. But sevensomes and above, those are all fine.

Did your foursome(s) break into pairs or did it stay a big jumble?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Now all I can think of is The Curious Sofa.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"Martin Skidmore, a particularly well-supported gentleman, impressed the crowd with a game of Double Dipping."

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 01:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Delicious.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 01:48 (twenty-three years ago)

So, what's really trashy about all of this?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Aside from double dipping and whore-asses, I mean. I'm disappointed in you guys.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Feel free to trash the place up a bit.

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 02:11 (twenty-three years ago)

SHIT EATING, CORPSE FUCKING, GOAT REAMING FUN

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 02:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Seen it, taped it, taped over it. Is that the best you can do?

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 02:12 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, the logistics of foursomes/orgies always baffled me. What goes where with who? Argh my brane.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

i've got one friend who is the goddess of trashy exploits. i am utterly, utterly jealous and in awe of some of the stuff she's done.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 02:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Trayce, free your mind and two asses will follow.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 02:16 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.tirralirra.com/Donkeys-pair.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I am now reminded of this mornings BEST EVAH pr0n spam subject line:

"MY HYMEN GOT BROKEN BY A GOAT".

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:11 (twenty-three years ago)

*blink* I can't find even one guy to get with and so many people are having "gleesome threesomes" and the like?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:40 (twenty-three years ago)

will someone dare mention bang[cat]bus and doom this thread to live the undead life via google?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

why would they do that? can't see the relevance

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no idea what Mr Noodles is on about, and somehow I'm glad =)

I've had some damn trashy exploits m'self as it happens... but I'm not telling you lot!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 05:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Horace - almost the same thing happenned to me a few months ago. I left NYC in late september, and in october three of my best friends [1 horsehung canadian jewboy, 1 sexy mulatto girl, and a juicy chinese girl with fake boobies] got into a threeway. At first, I thought it was hilarious, especially since all three of them told me about it via email and making me promise not to tell the other two that i 'know'. and i guess it was interesting pieceing together the different stories and whatever, but than after a bit, i got to wondering if i would have been invited to this little shindig. i mean, really, not that i want at all to have sex with my friends, would they have asked me to join in out of actual desire or as a friendly courtesy or maybe it was me holding them back all along! owell, i dont really mind now. so yeah, i guess i know how you feel. maybe we can have an ilx FAT [fancy a threesome].

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 06:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Imagine finding out that your girlfriend has one of
these:

http://images.jlist.com/c2/kittyvib5_small.gif

... a hello kitty 'shoulder massager'.

― mu, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:11 (twenty-three years ago)

the hello kitty is vibrator is so lame. I can burn one of those mutha's out in a couple of days flat.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello, Kitty!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i slept with a priest once, in the rectory, well more then once. he wouldnt remove his crucifix.

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Yah but look at the little baby kitty is holding. Doesn't that just make it a whole lot more wholesome?

― mu, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 09:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony... what the fuck.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris, I'm not terribly experienced with more than threesomes: I have had foursomes that were really only swapping, but the best was one where the women were bi and it was a real foursome. I won't go into the details of what went where, but there were quite a lot of combinations.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

n!
-------
k!(n - k)!

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

the exclamation marks are process not editorial

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

n!/k! surely because Order Matters in this case.

― Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

This sounds fucking depressing. Why is sex so immune from the laws of courtesy?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I shd have said "All positions being equal"

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

That'll happen

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Now if they had worked in this to my Finite course it would have made it a lot more interesting. None of these boring different coloured balls into different coloured boxes examples.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Andrew, what about that sentence was ununderstandable.

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I meant Horace's situation, actually. What am I not understanding?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

None of these boring different coloured balls into different coloured boxes examples.

You say "tomato"...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I say permutation.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Phil - what would Rufus Wainwright say?

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

He'd say, "God, I wish I was any damn good."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

That is perilously close to "Damn, I wish I was your lover!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned and Rufus sitting in a tree...

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

With Sophie B. Hawkins looking up at them and pouting.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

You two are shameless perverts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Sophie is really good at pouting, from what I remember!

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Phil - what would Rufus Wainwright say?

oh my god greg. keep your mouth shut!! who told you about that, anyways?

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 27 February 2003 03:24 (twenty-three years ago)

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 February 2003 08:06 (twenty-three years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.