really big cookies and guys in BUNNY EARS! C/D?

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they have these cookies at McLanahan's (the downtown grocery whatnot) that are really big and you have to break off pieces and wash 'em down with coke and they're SO GOOD. I get a chocolate chip one, a 20 oz. of Coke and a turkey-provolone sub with lettuce and caesar dressing on my dinner break sometimes.

and then a guy in a halter top, bunny ears and tight shorts just walked into the library and started handing out candy. WHAT THE FUCK?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

exactly.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:21 (twenty-three years ago)

man, it was kinda loud before he walked in and then it got REAL QUIET.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:21 (twenty-three years ago)

ok. so I guess this is two different questions. Big Cookies C/D? Strange Fucking Guys In Tight Clothes Walking Into A Public Area And Handing Out Candy C/D?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:22 (twenty-three years ago)

did he have a bunny tail? if so, classic!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:23 (twenty-three years ago)

oh yeah. he had a rolled up sock stuck to his ass for a tail. Or maybe it was to stop the bleeding.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:25 (twenty-three years ago)

oh wow. now some guys loudly walked out of the room, saying they were gonna find that "bitch-ass." what a night.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

uh, why would his ass be bleeding? from stapling the tail on?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Big cookies are categorically chewy and moist = ETERNAL GOODNESS. Though you really do have to wash it down with milk (unless you're lactose intolerant).

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Cookies = classic
Humorless homophobia = the duddest of duds.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 09:31 (twenty-three years ago)

my dear sir, I have no problem with homosexuality (I'd have to shun too many close relatives). public displays of goofballery (particularly in unpleasantly tight clothing) is what I was deriding. And that I would mock the cotton on his bum reaffirms that I'm not humorless about it.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Not you, the guys you referred to who were going to "find him".

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

whew! much better. :)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

(..although the bleeding bit is pushing it, frankly.)

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

then let me re-write it Dan Perry style...maybe the sock was there keep the gerbil from getting out! I put my plug INSIDE my shorts though. Did I just say that? NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! DIRRTY! SPANK ME!

No offense to Dan!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

*stunned silence*

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

*more stunned silence*

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 19:38 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Awesome.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 12 September 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember sitting on the lawn at Uni once and there was a guy dressed as a giant hotdog and he was with this guy handing out flyers for a comedy night with the catchline 'Where else are you going to see a man dressed as a giant hotdog' and some smart arse went 'right there' and the the giant hotdog went 'shaddup shadDUP SHADDUP'

..and I just ate a giant cookie, this thread is in perfect synergy with my life.

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 12 September 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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