SEX with Co-Workers: C/D

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You've done it. Let's hear about it!

― Lucas, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

classic if said coworkers are incredibly hot.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 06:34 (twenty-three years ago)

dud if they're not!

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 06:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i didn;t get fired but i probably should have

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm all a-shudder

― g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't do it!! I just sat on a jury for a sex harrassment trial that was basically just the end result of a really stupid workplace affair. Such a waste...

― Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 06:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Office flings make it hard to follow the F-cubed Rule of Conduct (FIND 'em, FUCK 'em, FORGET 'em). Why screw around with someone that might give you a problem later down the line when there are trollops available for skanking just about everywhere you go these days?

― Ballsac, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:49 (twenty-three years ago)

coz' of a deep emotional connection and romantic bond?

oh, wait. i'm talking to somebody named ballsac here.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:55 (twenty-three years ago)

classic as long as you're not stupid enough to go out with them

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 08:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Despite the "Oh my god I shagged the boss" Lollies song, no, I've never done it, and no, I never will. Ever.

― kate, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 09:13 (twenty-three years ago)

#1.
she was: my boss, raven haired and femme fatale-ish.
i was: the statistics software pro who supported her.

we got: dirrrty
think we might have got a little:
naugghtay

"gygax, what are you doing after work i would like to talk to you about what your plans are at [the place i used work]".

we go for happy hour. i'm 21, she's 29. we go back to her place, watch tv then make out then end up in her bed. i didn't have a condom, she did [!!! warning, warning, warning]

we kept this up for about 3 months it was crazy. we played it off very well. she ended up giving me a compliment that came back to me in a very round about way that i only found out like a year and a half ago.

#2.
same company - she was: a peer, my lunch buddy, super yummy
i was: in love, but she had a boyfriend who was super cool.

she tells me: they broke up, wanna go swimming?
i tell her: yes MA'AM!

we go: swimming.
she holds on to me underwater while i try to make it from the shallow end to the deepend all the while holding my breath (warning: dan perry bait!) we end up making out in the pool, then end up back at her place settled down a little bit. she makes dinner (fajitas), i browse her Sassy collection (i think it was complete). we eat, she paints her toenails and i end up doing them for her (not very well). i was 2 HOURS LATE FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY.

i find out: she never told her boyfriend that they broke up.

she expects: me to be cool after non-chalantly dropping this bomb.

i end up: cutting it off the next day.

they end up: getting married

a few years later: she runs into a friend of mine and gives him her business card explicitly to give to me.

i: never called.

#3. last company i worked for.
she was: the hipster IT gal who was leaving the company
i was: one of two co-workers to take her out for a going way.

we ended up: drinking pitchers of margaritas and then going back to her place when the bars closed (that's 2am in California).

it was: like a Tuesday night or something.

i thought: i had a chance with the 2.

i was: wrong

HOWEVER:

hipster IT gal and i end up in her bedroom (old victorian in the upper haight/cole valley). window next to her bed was open. sometime during the night her pillow ends up flying out the window and landing 4 stories down below, never to return.

i end up: going to work the next day in the same clothes with out so much as a single brushed tooth (i know, i know.... bad).

we end up: never hooking up again

BUT HOWEVER

i end up moving in when her roommate moved out. less than a year later, i ended up moving out and never talking to her again because she was so irresponsible and neglectful toward the pet that she supposedly loved more than anything in the entire world.

i currently work: with hundreds of unbelievably hot designers and models.

i: don't stand a chance. besides, i've learned my lesson.

the end.

― gygax!, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 09:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Gygax is my new favourite poster.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 09:52 (twenty-three years ago)

gygax! you rule. I'm going to be up in SF more often for the next few months. SF FAP specifically so I can learn from the master.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

best long post on ILX for quite a while.

''i currently work: with hundreds of unbelievably hot designers and models.

i: don't stand a chance. besides, i've learned my lesson.''

Don't learn a lesson. have a go!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 10:32 (twenty-three years ago)

The only time I did this was after the leaving party of said co-worker, so I didn't have to deal with him at work the next day, and in fact I didn't have to deal with him anywhere as that was the last time I saw him. Classic definitely!

(Right, that sounded TERRIBLE, but it just worked for us, ok?)

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 10:39 (twenty-three years ago)

It was great when we used to hire a lot of temps, didn't have to worry about seeing them beyond the end of the month

― dave q, Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no! Loads of jaded call centre ladies trying to shag my fiancee because he's a temp! Oh no!

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no! Loads of jaded call centre ladies trying to shag my fiancee because he's a temp! Oh no!

There's a reason they're call center ladies and not models..

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't done it! (the closest I have come is a colleague sticking her tongue down my throat in the back of a minicab, when she was drunk and her mouth was full of kebab)

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

But Nick, kebab-swapping is HOT.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Beats kebab-pellicaning. Bleah.

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

"Try for a bit with onion next time."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

office rumors about yr package, no matter how flattering = DUD

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Yanc3y would you like to tell us something?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

i knew i shouldn't have posted to this thread

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, are you quite sure about that, Yanc3y?

(This was typed before you said that but it's still true!)

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyone I've ever worked with has either been insane or completely unfanciable, so this never happened.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

After everyone's mostly "dud" replies, I am now thinking I may keep my mouth firmly shut on this question *sheepish grin*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

it was some of the best sex i ever had and we broke a copy machine

better?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)

(hmm wtf happened just then? the database broke. Anyway...)

OK, I'll fess up. I've gone out with and/or shagged ... umm *has to stop and count* 5 people from my current job. Six if i count an old friend who works with me now (but i knew before, etc). I've only been in this job 31/2 years.

Some of it was dud, but only in the "that was crap" sense. SOme of it was great, and none of it i regret or has caused problems.

I'm still not sure if I should be owning up to this though.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

the most people i've ever slept with at a given job is two

the problem is that it was at the same time (and sadly, no, not at the EXACT same time)

and they were best friends

(i'm a very bad mang)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

ok, I dont feel so bad now! ;)

(sorry jess, heh)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

on the desk, in the boss's office, with a coworker while everyone else was very nearby having a christmas lunch. it was an attempt to stave off lunchwithcoworkerboredom i think.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

the last time I had sex with a co-worker she helped finance my move to New York. yay sex with co-workers!

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:37 (twenty-three years ago)

you gigolo

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)

[shining shoes] wha?

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:44 (twenty-three years ago)

i think my problem is i work with exclusively unattractive people

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:50 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, me too

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

(cough)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Never done it, don't plan to

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

This is my advtantage (? heh). I work in IT, so there are loads of cute young geekboys, goths and cool networky types who look like little ravers. And Very Few Girls, so.. um yeah heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:02 (twenty-three years ago)

(y'see, it's funny...cuz i freelance...[zing]...)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, you've gone all Catskillz today

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

(ha "catskillz" sounds like an underground female brit MC)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

these claws can prick y'know...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Catskillz--garage-rap goes Borscht Belt. can't WAIT to hear it

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Only one person - my boss in my temporary job between school and uni. We stayed together for the next 23 years.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Trayce = geek bike?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

yeowtch

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:20 (twenty-three years ago)

That insult was ironic, playing on society's demonisation of sexually promiscuous women, obv.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)

if i was more attractive i would be the biggest tart in the southern hemisphere

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

*hits Jim over the head*

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:28 (twenty-three years ago)

N. - if that was an ironic insult, I'm a Duchamp sculpture.

I refuse to be insulted, because I had fun and you probably didnt, so stick that in yer pipe and smoke it!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

That's no problem for Nick, he lets anyone stick it in.

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 27 February 2003 00:53 (twenty-three years ago)

in his pipe? He sticks pipes in his arse? He smokes anyone? I'm confused. Not that thats hard. Fnarr. I need more sleep.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I would love to be the town saddle (lazy blerk position)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Horses never lie down though, you know.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Saddles do though (kind of)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:13 (twenty-three years ago)

You've done it. Let's hear about it!

Sez you. I've had the hots for several coworkers in the past, but as with every other guy whom I fancied first, none ever showed the remotest sign of having any interest in me.

As I said on the ILX FAT thread, how does such sex come about?

(My love life has gotten so bad that I'm almost surprised that I'm not a virgin.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:20 (twenty-three years ago)

j.lu, winking in the office is considered poor form, but I'm sure they all had the hots for you really.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I've done it exactly once - and decided that it was just too emotionally weird and tense and all. But once we agreed that it was just sex and not a relationship then it worked a lot better. We should have talked the situation through first, in retrospect, I think.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:25 (twenty-three years ago)

sometimes i think about doing this just because it seems sorta forbidden and exciting. especially *at work*. but 1. i have a boyfriend who i love and 2. there isn't really anyone at work i'd want to do this with.

although sometimes it pains me that i will never get to "seduce the boss". (not my current boss though)

i know i am going to regret posting this.

― sand.y, Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:26 (twenty-three years ago)

god, i don't mean i think of doing this *at work*, as in when i'm working! oh dear, that sentance just looks so wrong now.

i knew i shouldn't have pressed submit dammit!

― sand.y, Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I work mainly out of my home lately, so, uh, I do this, uh, weekly maybe?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 27 February 2003 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

ally 2 thread

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 27 February 2003 02:34 (twenty-three years ago)

twelve years pass...

Now I know we never cleared this one up

― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:35 (ten years ago)

classic/awkward

― mookieproof, Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:38 (ten years ago)

dying @ Ballsac

― flopson, Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:40 (ten years ago)

I *cough* have no data to draw on.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:42 (ten years ago)

Ballsac def worthy of notice y

― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:45 (ten years ago)

omg that gygax post... someone should plagiarize that into a romcom voiceover during a montage

― flopson, Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:45 (ten years ago)

i got slapped across the face at work and it was vaguely epic

those were the days i guess

― mookieproof, Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:52 (ten years ago)

A shattered visage indeed diane

― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:53 (ten years ago)

Sex with the boss/owner - great until it was very very not-great
Now that I'm the boss/owner - zero chance of it happening

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 19 December 2015 03:01 (ten years ago)

posts out of character

― mookieproof, Saturday, 19 December 2015 03:03 (ten years ago)

Knock boots before entering

― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 03:07 (ten years ago)

gygax post amazing, first time i've seen it

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 19 December 2015 03:14 (ten years ago)

gygaty gygaty gygaty

― darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 03:20 (ten years ago)

on the desk, in the boss's office, with a coworker while everyone else was very nearby having a christmas lunch. it was an attempt to stave off lunchwithcoworkerboredom i think.
― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, February 26, 2003 4:35 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― COOMBES (mattresslessness), Saturday, 19 December 2015 05:45 (ten years ago)

she makes dinner (fajitas), i browse her Sassy collection (i think it was complete).

― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 19 December 2015 09:19 (ten years ago)

closest I've gotten was a dream I had last night inspired by that gygax post? what a classic post

― μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 19 December 2015 16:16 (ten years ago)

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