ilx FAT

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

well?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:02 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, i'm really bored

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:02 (twenty-three years ago)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:03 (twenty-three years ago)

how does it work if more than three people sign-up? would there be divisions like in a football tournament? or a first-come first-served sort of thing?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:10 (twenty-three years ago)

a round robin?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:11 (twenty-three years ago)

tag team, back again...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 07:26 (twenty-three years ago)

ILX, you know I love you and live to please you, but I'm not sure this threesome idea is good for our relationship. What if you fall in love with her? What if I fall in love with her? What if we all get herpes?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 09:05 (twenty-three years ago)

What if I'm rubbish and the girls just lez up instead?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 09:16 (twenty-three years ago)

then you can just watch. isnt that every straight guy's fantasy?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 09:17 (twenty-three years ago)

With ILX-ers?! URK!

LAYDEEZ! I can recommend Phil-Two for his special "hair conditioner juice" haha (I had forgotten about that joke until now, dammit).

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 09:56 (twenty-three years ago)

starry sarah - funny you mention it. i'll be in london in september if you another headfull of of jizz.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

then you can just watch. isnt that every straight guy's fantasy?

no it is not

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:49 (twenty-three years ago)

starry sarah - funny you mention it. i'll be in london in september if you another headfull of of jizz.

^^^^
want

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, that didn't work... never mind.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

if you guys forget to put batteries in the camera I am going to throw the mother of all tantrums

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Will she be there too?

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

(I apologise)

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

she's kind of hard to lift so if you wanna help me throw 'er, y'know, don't be shy

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

As much as I really like you all, I'll have to pass this opportunity up.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

There should be an album titled _Headful of Jizz_.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Constant Spray have one called that.

― alix (alix), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Headful of Jizz!
Black like your sis!
I'd rather die
Than drink all your piss!

― Trent (Mert), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh DEAR.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe one of these actually _happened_ following a relatively recent FAP.

― Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Lions and tigers and chickenbears - oh my.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe one of these actually _happened_ following a relatively recent FAP.

Details. NOW!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe one of these actually _happened_ following a relatively recent FAP.

! And nobody's going to share details or cryptic hints? UNFAIR.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

ILX Fourgy!!!
http://www.ie-commerce.net/library/photos/245/245449.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I only ask because I was so drunk I can't quite remember *myself*

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Think I'll sit this one out, no offence.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Zounds!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Robert Culp looks so groovy in a buzzkill narc sort of way.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah seriously Douglas don't be a tease, we voyeurs have gotta know exactly what went where

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Well that goes in there, and that goes in there and that goes in there, and that goes in there... and then it's over.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

wait what's the fourth thing??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Punch card + clock

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Douglas, you tease! Not my birthday one, was it? (if so, wow! I was a conduit for...well, hopefully pleasure but probably more like awkwardness, but still, someone got more action than I did that night if not my entire life)

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I nearly missed this thread! You know my answer already, of course...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Question to those who have gotten jiggy in a party of three (or more): How do such events happen? Is it a matter of several drunk people at one person's home, or a couple agreeing to bring home a third person, or what?

(Pseudonymed responses welcome.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:13 (twenty-three years ago)

it helps to have bisexual, horny, college-aged girlfriends, i find

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I nearly missed this thread! You know my answer already, of course...

Let me guess, Martin. You are having no part of it for fear that it would compromise friendships and run the risk of emotionally scarring the participants?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

but i mean, that helps almost anything

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:19 (twenty-three years ago)

j.lu - one time I picked-up to guys in a bar - it was a spur-of-the-moment thing, and would have probably been much moe fun had we not all been so intoxicated that we ended-up collapsing in giggles and giving-up on the whole idea.

Other than that, I've been in open relationships where occasionally I'll bring in someone else for a threesome (or moresome, as the case may be). And I am in a long-term triad right now. But I kind of think that the whole 'orgy' thing is over-rated, if the emphasis is on getting off - basically, there's so much going on that it's more distracting than anything else, unless everyone is concentrating on one person at a time. On the other hand, orgies can be fun if the emphasis is on laughter and closeness and communication and comfort.

Overall, I'd recommend not doing the picking-up people in the bar thing, spur-of-the-moment sexual escapades, simply based on safety issues. But if you're sober and with people that you trust and want to be with, and they feel the same way, and you've talked things through ahead of time, then it can be incredible.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I think orgies are so regularly deemed overrated they are in danger of becoming underrated.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 February 2003 01:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Too true. Too true. *sigh* I want to live in the times of great bachinalian feasts and orgies, dancing under the moon and drinking wine, being chased by randy satyrs.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 27 February 2003 04:07 (twenty-three years ago)

J.Lu - In both cases, it was with the aid of a bisexual, horny, college-aged girlfriend. The first time we decided it'd be fun and asked a friend of hers if she'd be into coming over that night for a threesome, and she said sure. The second time she had a couple of friends over and said "Anonymar's a great kisser--here, you two should see for yourselves," and things progressed from there. I'm pretty sure no drinking was involved either time.

― anonymar regulous, Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:15 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, i've wasted my life

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I have probably bordered on saying too much already. (I was not involved.)

― Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

You haven't said enough! (I thought that I heard you laughing, etc)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you think you thought you saw Douglas try, Dan? How come you didn't directly participate?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 February 2003 05:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess is OTM.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 27 February 2003 06:01 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread makes me regret...I had two solid chances at this sort of thing, both times my girlfriend didn't want to do it because the additional girl(s) in question were skinnier than her and would make her feel insecure.

― anonalopagus, Thursday, 27 February 2003 07:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Why does Ned always wait until Dan has posted in the sex threads before he posts?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 February 2003 08:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Droit de seigneur

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 27 February 2003 08:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Does anyone have any randy, bisexual, college-age girlfriends they can put me in touch with?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 February 2003 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)

For me, it mostly happened through deliberate entry into the swinging world. Another time arose out of little steps where all parties kind of knew where it was going, and I think we were all expecting someone to pull back. Then I started seeing a bi woman who was really into this stuff before we met, and she had her own partners, men, women and one couple, so that was great. Never happened spontaneously and unexpectedly, really.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 27 February 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

But Douglas you left so early how do you _know_?

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 27 February 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

That reminds me of this one party I went to where, apropos of nothing (save a few too many drinks - hur hur), people starting dropping off in pairs, threesomes and foursomes, presumably to not have sex with each other somewhere else. Anyway, one thing led to another, and before I knew it, the party had basically cleared down to me and three other people (two girls, one guy).

I'm still not really certain about this, but I'm pretty sure at least two of us had been thinking about not having sex all night. I mean, that MUST have been the case, because how else do you explain the fact that we spent the rest of our evening not having sex with each other?

Anyway I'd like to say that I've never not had so much sex in my life, but sadly, that would be a lie. Good times.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 27 February 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

WAIT, Mary, YOU know?

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 27 February 2003 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I was wondering who was going to speak up.

Why does Ned always wait until Dan has posted in the sex threads before he posts?

Droit de seigneur

Let the master have his way.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 February 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

WAIT, Mary, YOU know ?

ha ha that depends do YOU?

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 27 February 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Did it involve Lurker B?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

All I know is that it didn't involve me.

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 28 February 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

*refrains from making snarky comment about accompanying the lovely rosemary to the train*

― hstencil, Friday, 28 February 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

out yourself ilxfat you are welcome here

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 28 February 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

We want ASCII diagrams!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 February 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

(note to rosemary: just trying to be nice/funny, not creepy/snarky.)

― hstencil, Friday, 28 February 2003 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I know Tracer and I weren't involved, because when we made love. . . oh wait.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 28 February 2003 22:33 (twenty-three years ago)

hstencil, well it was just the two of us who went to the train, so it couldn't have been a threesome.

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 28 February 2003 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

chaki, a nairn and gregory had a foursome lastnight...

a literati foursome!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 28 February 2003 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.sinfest.net/comics/sf20030228.gif

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 28 February 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey wait a minute...I'm thinking that cartoonist got his start here at UCI, that seems awfully familiar.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 March 2003 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Today is 03/03/03 and so I think we need to get on this tout de suite. What better way to celebrate?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 3 March 2003 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"mènage à twat" = URGENT AND KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 March 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.