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Yer trips dahn Iceland
All nicely stringed together
In five-seven-five

― j0e (j0e), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't feed the kids like
Cos I just bought our Morgan
New Reebok Classics

― j0e (j0e), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Away go the lads
Off to glass some poor bastard
Down Yates's Wine Lodge

― j0e (j0e), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Does Yate's have one
Syllable or, indeed, two?
I think we should know.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh God more Pikey-bashing
There'll be tears before bedtime
Delete ILX

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

That was rubbish, wasn't it?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

oh dear oh dear - oops
is my thread bad? sorry all
but the title rhymed

― j0e (j0e), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

More Pikey-bashing
There'll be tears before bedtime
Delete ILX

(was what I meant to say)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe the title can be 'Oh God', Matt.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Come on Eileen Oh
I swear at this mo
you mean every thing

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I would like
To have a haiku flame war
You shower of cunts

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I beg your pardon?
well I never in my life
heard such crudeness. cunt

― j0e (j0e), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

U R all gay U
R all gay U R all gay
U R all gay YEAH.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Just out of interest, do the people using the word 'pikey' know what it means?

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

That bloke from Dad's Army, surely?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Bite Me Bite Me Bite
Me Bite Me Bite Me Bite Me
Bite Me Haiku Boy

TM & (c) M Legare 1996

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 27 February 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh - well according to somebody I just asked it's a racial slur against gypsies. I didn't know that even though I worked with travellers a few summers ago - I only heard it recently and thought it was a term for somebody barren of good taste (and I'm assuming a lot of people think this too). So sorry if I've offended anybody. But there was no fucking way I was going to put this into haiky form

right then - can we ignore the ill-judged title - and make some more disparaging comments about formica-topped tables and elizabeth duke at argos

― j0e (j0e), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

anyone who knocks formica will have me to deal with

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

knock wood, then.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Or Wurst.

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

pikeys are gypos/gypsies - havent you seen Snatch for gawds sakes? you dont wanna mess with them tho, its a good thing they're too fick and ludditey to read this thread eh?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I just say that I think Snatch is one of the worst films ever made?

Thanks.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I just say that
I think that Snatch is one of
The worst films ever?

That's better.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

My god. I thought all those stories about people actually going to watch "Snatch" were just urban myths

― j0e (j0e), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought a pikey was just another name for "crustie", IE dog-on-twine levellers-ite. it's not a term i wd use anyway

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

...I still can't figure this out. Do I want to?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

i really enjoyed Snatch - nice geezaesthetics

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

No, my friend Ned, no!
Turn back before they trap you
With their witchy hands!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Good advice for anyone.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 February 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

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