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anyone?

― Simona (Simona), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Jurassic Pork - first porn film to feature a woman being penetrated by a velociraptor.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Better Off Dreads - Cusack discovers his inner reggae.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Ma$e:Off - John Travolta is trapped inside the body of a gangsta rapper.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Better Off Ned

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

The Silence of the Yams - i don't know, it has to do with boobies.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

ET - in which a fortysomething music critic is taken in by an American family and talks about himself for an hour and half.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Better Off Ned

My.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"Schlepped Away": Madonna, husband Guy Ritchie, and that Italian guy are flatpacked in an Ikea box and carried many blocks by bickering hipsters from the Port Authority Bus Terminal to a tenement building in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

High Nude: an intoxicated exhibitionist drives outlaws away from his town

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Schtupped Away— Madonna Biopic

― No One (SiggyBaby), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

High Ned -- a strange fantasy tale about something that will never happen.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Confessions of Dangerous Minds - Michelle Pfeiffer is a school teacher in the ghetto who tells her class tall tales about how she used to kill people.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 February 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Pretty In Punk - Avril Lavigne stars as Molly Ringwalds character and Ducky kills her when he finds out she doesn't love him...because he's not punk enough.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My Big Fat Greek Bedding

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

What happens when Leatherface kills Uncle Stavros and uses him as a comforter.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

My Big Fat Greek Cock Ring

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned Wood— Cross-dressing, angora, discontinuity and Ned gets wood.

― No One (SiggyBaby), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:16 (twenty-three years ago)

A documentary, then?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Nedward Scissorhands

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Neducating Rita

― Alfie (Alfie), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Tim Burton secretly has been making films about my life the whole time!

Planet of the Neds

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I bet he'd like that one.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind: people in different locales simultaneously make sculptures out of fecal matter...with hilarious results

My Dinner with Andre the Giant--Wallace Shawn picks the mind of the 7 foot brute...with hilarious resutls

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

My Dinner with Andre the Giant--Wallace Shawn picks the mind of the 7 foot brute...with hilarious resutls

Already made as The Princess Bride.

― No One (SiggyBaby), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

G.C. - Little Elliot goes out to the tool shed to find a Gary Coleman eating M&M's. Elliot likes Gary...gary in turn likes him. When Gary's happy his fat little cheekies light up.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Around the World in 8 Days: some rich brat flies around the world first-class just because he can...(fucking prick)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 February 2003 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Who's Afraid of Teen Woolf?- conner smedley stars in this adaption of the Albee play about a troubled werewolf drunkard and his equally troubled girlfriend (played by b*cky l*cas).

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 28 February 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Hehe, I think one of TVGoHome's infamous 'Widdeplop Farm' films actually had the tagline 'close encounters of the turd kind.'

― Ferg (Ferg), Friday, 28 February 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

The Dock - Nicolas Cage & Sean Connery team up in order to stop a crazed millionaire from parking his boat.

Home Depot Man - Emilio Estevez stars as a ex-punk who sniffs cocaine and deals with radioactive aliens in his new job at a home improvement center.

Karmageddon Chameleon - Asteroids are on a crash course for Earth. Mankind's only hope: Boy George!

― JS Williams (js williams), Saturday, 1 March 2003 11:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Planet of the Grapes:

Not much happens, really. Our intrepid astronauts wander around a picturesque vineyard for first hour and spend the rest of the movie getting drunk. Oh, and they find the Statue of Liberty at the end, but they can't be arsed about it.

(That's the best I can do at the moment. It's actually pretty damned good, all things considered.)

― ChristineSH, Saturday, 1 March 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

My Big Fat Greek Custody Battle (bitter sequel set a few years in the future)

Bangs Of New York (Bill The Butcher sexes it up with the Oirish trollops)

Judge Ned (HE IS the law)

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 1 March 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

sixteen years pass...

world war 2 film about resistance fighters working in a call centre - The Heroes Of Telemarketing

― koogs, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 07:42 (six years ago)

great revive

― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 09:14 (six years ago)

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