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let's relax the hausdorff condition baby!

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

if x equals me and y equals you, then x plus y equals z, where z is some hot l-u-r-v-e action!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

hey baby whats your cosine?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Come up to my room and I'll solve Fermat's last theorem for you!

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I can add. Wanna fuck?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

if you let me divide, i can guarantee multiplication (ICK ICK ICK!)

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Check out my shimura curves ; )

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll make you see fractals.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

You're a McClaurin series approximation of my dream woman.

― Graham (graham), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Standard deviation?

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Check out my shimura curves ; )

ooh yeah i'd forgotten that one!

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Baby, you just like Lobachevsky: no parallel!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

(actually i've just remembered reading some bad maths porn in a novel once - for a splitsecond i thought it must have been pynchon, but i'm pretty sure it wasn't. anyone know what i'm talking about?)

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

MATHS PORN????

The Lord save us all!!

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

it definitely involved approaching some asymptotes, i think.

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Primitive relations, anyone?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

YES toby I know that - it's an old sci-fi writer I think. The one I read I was a short story though.

― Sam (chirombo), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

And surely someone can work matrices (mattresses) into something? I've given up.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Probably something like this:

http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/polly.htm

NB: the joke in the URL is a lie.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 7 March 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I've just spotted something about the 'Bestiary of Primitives'. Sounds messy.

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

asymptotes = the most sad

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

why don't you deform your contour around my isolated pole??

― dave k, Friday, 7 March 2003 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

(insert filthy joke about residues)

― dave k, Friday, 7 March 2003 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." (P. Erdös)

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

insert jokets about letting one be the ket to your bra.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

andrew - i think that's the one!

― toby (tsg20), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I agree with Tracer. An asymptote relationship is simply heartbreaking.

― Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Fancy some square-rooting, Ally?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm gonna let you work on my simultaneous equation.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Let me run my fingers all up and down your cubic spline.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 7 March 2003 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

math solidarity!
this will work

― liz..p, Saturday, 8 March 2003 10:20 (twenty-three years ago)

If you stick around I can show you some Taylor series expansion.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 8 March 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's see how far that asymptote of yours goes.

― Leee (Leee), Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

look but don't touch, Leeeee

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Careful, lee doesn't have a limit approaching that asymptote from either side.
Maybe he is ill and needs to look into the Hôpital.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

My name's Lazlo.
Wanna Fuchs?

― mei (mei), Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

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