Ally's new job -- the leader of Serbia?

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AKA, cheap humor with headlines.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

after last night I thought she would become the leader of Siberia....

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

develop that film, Alex!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha, you fool, 'twas I with the camera. I AM THE ONE WITH THE PICTURE OF YOU LICKING MY THIGH! BWAHAHA!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 17 March 2003 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

if Ally were the leader of Serbia, all of its sailors would get denim uniforms (Turbonegro-stylee). and "hobbit motherfucker" would become the new Serbian national anthem!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 17 March 2003 02:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I AGREE! MY GENERATION SUCKS!

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 17 March 2003 03:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Were it my camera, I would, but alas....`twas not. I do remember pictures being taken, but am afraid of what the results might look like.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 March 2003 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)

There were 15 pictures taken! I only remember 2 of them occurring. It's frightening.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Post them you must!

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Contrarians, whatever you do, please make sure to blow my cover and put lots of pictures of me on the internet. Especially of me dressed like a tramp in a graffiti-filled Hell's Kitchen bar. And especially on a third-party, password-protected server that I can't hack into.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought the leader of Siberia's phone took pictures anyway. I don't know why we were being so camera-ist about it.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Post them you must!

Nicoda?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I like having hard evidence.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Shall I have the amount automatically wired to you every pay period or would you prefer cash in an envelope?

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:18 (twenty-three years ago)

There's something very cool about cash in an envelope...

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:24 (twenty-three years ago)

. . . said my Russian hit man friend.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

tracer just got cooler

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

that's impossible, mark.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 17 March 2003 05:12 (twenty-three years ago)

And yet he seems to have done it.

― jm (jtm), Monday, 17 March 2003 05:30 (twenty-three years ago)

MY GENERATION SUCKS!

Ally in Who-bashing shocker!!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 17 March 2003 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I wasn't licking anything, and you'll see as much when the picture comes out. I was just putting my head nearer to that vaunted gam.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 March 2003 06:41 (twenty-three years ago)

my hands, meanwhile, were on those vaunted gams....

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah yes, I thought I bumped into something. </ ilx threesome rumor>

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:08 (twenty-three years ago)

just for the picture, obv.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:10 (twenty-three years ago)

obv!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Filthy whores, the lot of you.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:14 (twenty-three years ago)

[singing] "Waaaahld hoooorssssizzz, couuuuldn't drag maaeee uh way-eeeeh..."

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:28 (twenty-three years ago)

What's yer point, smartass?

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:29 (twenty-three years ago)

He's saying wild whores couldn't drag him away from Byron Stingily.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:38 (twenty-three years ago)

You make it sound so good.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 March 2003 07:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Quien es mas macho, Senor Hand o Michaelangelo Matos?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 17 March 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

This is what happens in Siberia.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Siberia is evidently 1/6th as impressive as I thought it would be.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I only like the last picture too.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:03 (twenty-three years ago)

nonetheless, stinkin' jealous of all y'all big city folks. Me and Carey will just have to play the spoons, dance to the jug band and watch Buffy episodes in our little State College, PA FAP!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:05 (twenty-three years ago)

oh jeez:

― hstencil, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't remember that picture being taken.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Clearly, you both were high. Those are the DEMON EYES of Chuck Eddy glaring you down behind you, repent!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)

his forehead does appear to have two little bumps on them...right above the eyebrows...this explains a lot.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't fear the Eddy.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I like how in the second to last photo Gareth drinks impassively in the face of chaos.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I look like a beached whale (with a great shirt) in the "what" picture! (nb I actually am a beached whale [with a great shirt])

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:39 (twenty-three years ago)

(and every pic thereafter...)

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Matos, you look nice. So can you still smoke in NY bars after all?

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 06:55 (twenty-three years ago)

F! is that who I think it is? I want to come to NYC and lick everybody's thighs!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 07:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we have credits for those of us who only recognise three or four people, please?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Nobody came out of the whole affair with any credit whatsoever.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/hobocouch.jpg

we can start here- who are these people?

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Jude Law, Terry Hatcher, Elvis Costello, Tina Fey, Will Oldham

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

the cast of friends

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Skipping 50 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

(Like I'd get with a weak mercenary, pffft.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

michael daddino does indeed look like ramon.

― Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

something is obv wrong with my brane since i almost mistook the photo of myself (cast of friends, far right standing) for ceddy@voice. repressed desire or merely career jealousy? you be the judge.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Tracer Hand, your ovarian infection does not excuse you from revealing names! But the answer to your question is yes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

For what it's worth (not a whole lot), I'm the smug bastard drinking the Red Stripe.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd be smug too if my graffiti lasted 3 years.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

You can actually see it.....sorta....in this pic (right around the vicinity of Geeta's beer)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/hiding.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Is M Matos trying to induce seizures w/that shirt? What have epileptics ever done to him?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

That's why she hides in every picture! You've found the answer.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 23:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I see that table loaded with empties and raise you all a case and a half

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Goddamn it, I think I have to move to NYC. Alex, what are you asking for that studio of yours?

(Please don't tell me, I almost certainly can't afford it, and knowing would only torture me further.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 20 March 2003 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

there's some weird hello kitty shaped growth on her hand

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 20 March 2003 04:31 (twenty-three years ago)

geeta is wearing a Powerglove!

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, 20 March 2003 05:21 (twenty-three years ago)

http://chocobospore.org/projects/vr/pg.png

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, 20 March 2003 05:22 (twenty-three years ago)

also, she dresses like one of the strokes

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, 20 March 2003 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

sic em, Yancey

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 20 March 2003 06:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm the girl in the fifth pic in the light blue turtleneck. (I think Geeta was embarrassed to be seen with me.)

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 20 March 2003 06:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I still think Geeta was terrified of Matos's shirt.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Who am I siccing and why?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 20 March 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Tim Hopkins.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WHERE IS HE?!?!?!?!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, it's too late, he went back to England.

Ok, instead, you should sic the people at my workplace.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

HEIN?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel like Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Shh, he's back, everyone stop talking about Tim and my plan to photograph him.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Please do not photograph me please.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Listen to how defiant he is!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Please I'm sorry.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I'M COMING TO LONDON TIM. AND I WILL PHOTOGRAPH YOU. YOU MARK MY WORDS. Stop being insolent and just accept it.

Cameras steal your soul, it is true.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I just want to steal your soul. I already stole everyone else's! You keep hiding from the camera and make it difficult.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I never had a soul to steal.

― hstencil, Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

And who are we to blame for that?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

HSatan.

― hstencil, Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Friend of yours?

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Hah hah, I already have Tim's soul.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes well there's good evidence that photographs of me = bad idea.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, then my whole crusade is meaningless. SIGH. Gareth looks totally trashed in his picture!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

That was the day of Trig Brother 1. I could probably tot up how much I had drunk by the time that picture was taken but the whole process would upset me. I haven't even opened the link, btw, so if it points to a picture of a walrus or something then the joke's on me.

Which it is anyway.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

And I think Tim looks fine in pictures.

No one is paying attention. I am coming to London to steal everyone's souls.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay! Are you coming for Tom's wedding celebration thing?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I'm coming to steal everyone's souls.

When is that again?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Middle of October, the 17th I think? It's a Friday. Tom wasn't fully sure yet since the best man (Al?) is putting it together.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I was thinking more in terms of the summer actually.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I've always enjoyed going over in summer there, but everyone there complains about it being hot and crowded (I dunno, seemed worse in LA and NYC comparatively speaking). Just make it after July 4th, plz.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll be there next summer long after you all have gone.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not going to be around for FAP stuff on July 4th, I think I said that already.

Chris, that's an excellent plan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Summer in London is not too bad. There's just a danger of people not being about. Aim for 1st weekend in july and super secret tomfest (different tom).

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Obv., he's super secret.

That's the problem with all major cities,no one about. I'm debating it. I might put off til fall, if at all, because of a wedding in June I'm in.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38970000/jpg/_38970157_faces_ap_203.jpg

http://rivertext.com/images_weil/godfather.jpg

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 21 March 2003 06:30 (twenty-three years ago)

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