Taking a piss out of the window while driving...

Did I lower the tone, in fact this is fairly par for the course, isn't it?

nope never. the thought of being 'downwind' at the time is just too horrible to contemplate

But...what if it was that or a horribly ruptured bladder?

can you not pull over?

You're on a motorway, let's say.

At night.

pull over. I know that's not what the hard shoulder is for but....

Classic, unless you 'forget' to roll down the window

And even then, if you're in the car of someone you hate, it's still classic.

This makes me never want to roll down my windows while cruising down the highway.

In the Jackass movie they take a dump out the window. "The 75 mph shit" its called.

this did happen to me once, on the M1. i MADE the driver pull over on the hard shoulder and i just leapt into the embankment of heather and nettles. i felt the scorn of 200 carloads of people as they passed behind my back, but on the plus side my bladder did NOT explode like it threatened to...

Somehow this is less offensive than yelling out a car window?

One time I went on a roadtrip from Louisville to Chicago, in January. My friends Drew, Roach and Jon Cook came along. We were going to the Skin Graft Irritational show, somehow had managed free tickets from an excellent fellow named Howard (who let us stay at his place).

Anyway, we drove up in my mom's Jeep Cherokee, and pretty much as soon as we arrived there was this gigantic snowstorm. We had a couple of hours to kill before the show, and we got a lot of record shopping done. So then, after dinner, we get the bright idea to buy a case of beer and drink it in our car (Drew and I were underage at the time).

So we're parked by this alley, and one by one we each filter out to take a piss by this dumpster. I decide to stick with the car, y'know, in case anything happens. Finally, I decide to go take a piss (after the other three had peed like 5 times each). As I'm walking back from the dumpster, a cop car pulls up, and I get a ticket. They look at my driver's license, then see the Kentucky plates on the Jeep, and ask me if it's my car (meanwhile my friends are still huddled in the backseat, with piles of empty beercans). I manage to convince the cops that it's not my car, and they let me go (I never showed up in court, btw). After feigning to walk away from the Jeep, I go back to it after the cops leave, and we make our way to the show. On the way, Jon decides he has to pee again, but we're on a busy street so I can't stop. He rolls down one of the back windows, and out comes a steady, steamy warm stream.

Later that night, he puked on a table in the Smart Bar after the show, and peed in Howard's futon. We drove back to Louisville the next day in a snowstorm, it took us 10 hours (as opposed to the normal 5).

That's my story.

I think that pissing at people out of a car window is an actionable offense.

Those who lived in the country know you just pull the car over and get out.

If I was going to piss on someone, I'd be damn sure it was from the back of a moving vehicle; running + urinating = recipe for (smelly) BEATDOWN.

running + urinating = recipe for smelly pants, too.

Well if your aiming for somone its all about owning a truck.

Any women here manage to do this? It sounds impossible to me.

it's better just to do it into an empty bottle and throw that out of the window. or organise a catheter tube of some kind

I am totally shocked that someone with the name Roach would ever do something vulgar.

But it wasn't Roach! It was Jon Cook!

(Roach's real name: James Brown.)

When you have a name like James Brown, why the hell would you let yourself be called Roach? If anything I'd make people say my full name and my nickname...you know, "Hey, James 'Roach' Brown, get ova here"

The trick with running or hiking and urinating is that you have to go backwards and spread your legs far apart. On hiking trips where either sunlight is running out or you're late for something this is very convenient.

The problem with doing this in a car is that the wind flow goes right against the back of the car so all the urine splashes on the back of your car. This is a similar reason why not to spit out of a window. I prefer the filling of an empty bottle or jar. or pulling over.