what did Ronan say?

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'I don't know what the fuck I did for the last 12 hours, it's looking ominous, my mate just texted "haha you said some funny shit last night!"'

Here is where we guess at what Ro can't remember.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread has huge potential

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

haha my friend told me what it was "hey lets get all these fuckers out of my house and you and me can have a few beers"

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

fitzg*****6 attempts an athletic last-minute save but it cuts no mustard with the peanut gallery

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"swap yr guitars for my turntables?"

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"eat my ass you cumbubbles"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

oh and also "lets put on derrick may, lets put on derrick may, no sit down I'll do it, don't worry I'll put it on, sit down, lets put on derrick may, lets put on derrick may, will one of you do it, no I don't have it's an mp3 on the computer, lets put on derrick may"

and also "you and me can go to bed once all these fuckers get out of the house". MY SUBCONSCIOUS GAY TENDENCIES REVEALED. There was 2 people in the house besides me. I'm not sure who "all these fuckers" were.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

have you already forgotten about the pint-sized Frankie Knuckles??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

god bless him, he's working his little hands to the bone on that crossfader.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Whoever those fuckers were, they were clearly upsetting you and should've left, what the fuck kind of nerve is that? Overstaying their bloody welcome if you ask me about it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Ronan said "I didn't know that would fit in me bum!" repeatedly. (This also explains the missing shoes, candles, spoons, cat, etc.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

and dan's dignity.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

haha Ally I know! but how rude was that of me, telling my own guests about these fucking people who are in my house.

new revelation, i walked out into the garden at one point and whacked a football over the wall and away forever.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

My dignity is perfectly intact, thank you ver- HEY! WHERE THE HELL IS MY DIGNITY????

(small voice from Ireland: I didn't know that would fit in me bum!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Please keep your dignity away from my ass.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"we didn't order chicken! not a problem, we'll pick it out."

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Please keep your ass away from my dignity.

(That sounds like a puedo-deep song lyric!)

(Haha now I'm reminded of those old Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercials: "Hey! You got your dignity in my ass!" "Well, you got your ass on my dignity!")

(I should be doing work instead of this, OH WELL.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

haha that could be a Beyonce line Dan.

Mark P I am flattered as ever by your mike skinner comparisons! i particularly like the "too much brandy" line where he does the dutch accent "youwantbuyanycocaineBWWWWWOOOOOY"

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"that girl's some prick y'know"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

haha jess wins

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

ronan i don't even imagine you as a chicken-picker i just wanted to quote that line

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

i like chicken! i like the way he says "pickitofffff"

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

YES YOU'RE PARANOID

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

AAAAAAAAAH!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"I've got so much love to GIIIIIIIIVE!"

repeat about 500 times.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

OMNIPOTENT BABY!

― RickyT (RickyT), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"and then tracer licked ally's thigh!"

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"i want a girl with brains as well as looks, one who reads books and cooks"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

something that included the non-word "imboibe"

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

related to jess, sort of:

my friend L. has five points criteria for the attractive female mate. She must be:

1. Hotttt.
2. Open-minded.
3. Worldly.
4. Intelligent.
5. Charming.

If you bookend it with Hottt again, you get:

H
O
W
I
C
H

― hstencil, Monday, 17 March 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

In a Talking Heads karaoke-less-karaoke moment = "BERNIN DOON THA HOOSE".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm Irish not Scottish.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I know, but that's the closest I can type to an Irish accent. I'm sorry; I'm totally pathetic.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:37 (twenty-three years ago)

it's ok laddy.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"oops, oi sat on tha voib!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"they're magically delicious"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"burn them all"

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

"in fact, fuck it, just burn me"

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"Fight the true enemy!"

*rips picture of Tony Blair*

― hstencil, Monday, 17 March 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

ronan, it seems someone on ilx started a gently mocking, but essentially loving, thread about you and yet you havent responded yet with shreiking mentalism about invaded privacy or mass delusional hate. why is this?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

(or that guy from Busted, y'know, the one)

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

new revelation, i walked out into the garden at one point and whacked a football over the wall and away forever.

That explains that broken window this morning...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

That explains that broken window this morning...

...over here in Kentucky, USA that is. You've got one hell of a kick.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 March 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)

blasted kids

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 17 March 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what does howich mean?

― robin (robin), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I wuz hoping the thread title was a proposed replacement for "What Would Jesus Do"

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 03:32 (twenty-three years ago)

it's like a sandwich for ho's

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

or a sandwich OF hos

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:18 (twenty-three years ago)

hang on.. who gets to be the filling?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 04:18 (twenty-three years ago)

"oops, oi sat on tha voib!"

Something else that fits in Ronan's rear end?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:57 (twenty-three years ago)

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