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I'm starting a new nation. I'm the interim president, until I get a cabinet to discuss who would be the true best first leader. What is your cabinet position, and why should you be?

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Minister of the Ass

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

the secretary of dance - i got all the skillz. we can "running man" all other nations.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Secretary of Daily Newspaper Comic Strips - under my regime, no strips not written by their original authors shall be allowed

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I be the Chief Officer of Rap Throwdowns?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Secretary of Blame and Official State Apologies.

― hstencil, Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Minister who always takes holidays during crises in his constituency

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Minister of Reflective Calm and Good Eats.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Ambassador to Tahiti.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

"Reflective Calm and Good Eats"? Those aren't even remotely similar!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

First Officer of the Coat.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Minister of the Ass, should double up with Minister for Internal Affairs.

I am Grand High Master of Banality.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Minister of Dopealicious Beats

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Secretary of Eye-Rolling, Snide Comments, and Sarcastic Remarks. I'll help liven up any State of the Union address and appease the opposition party with comments like "Oh, yeah, that will work."

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

"What is your cabinet position"

I'll hide inside it and occasionally jump out and scare old people.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Secretery Of, Oh, Certainly Nothing Interesting, Not As Interesting As Those Other Secretaries, Nope!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 20 March 2003 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Secretary of Neducation ;)

― Aaron A., Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Hot Young Secretary

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you like cigars Sarah?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

jel is the most adorable person on ILx.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

He's like a metal Harry Potter, which almost goes without saying is adorable.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Jel is love. :-) The coordination of the comp alone guarantees him blessings, and then there's the rest of his good nature!

"Reflective Calm and Good Eats"? Those aren't even remotely similar!

Don't give me that. One complements the other. But if DB complains, I shall go for Minister Without Portfolio and do whatever the hell I want.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Minister Without Pants!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Assistant to the Undersecretary of Rock & Roll Hoochie-Coo

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I will mind all the cigarettes.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 20 March 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Secretary for Distributing All The Cool Secret Stuff That The Previous Government Kept Hidden

― Chris Barrus (xibalba), Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

You'd do a better job with it than Jello B.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Secretary of Sexing You All Up

― TigerBalmNuts (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Minister for Mini-stairs and Minna's hair

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I be Minister To The Stars?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

i should really find those pictures of the "tiger balm gardens"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick, are the duties of the Secretary of Sexing You All Up somewhat redundant with the duties of the Secretary of Lezzing You All Up?

― hstencil, Thursday, 20 March 2003 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

redundancy of duties = only natural and right in government

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, they can work in the Department of Redundancy Department.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hot Young Secretary

Does this have anything to do with your Maggie Gyllenhaal obsession, Sarah?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who said I was obsessed?
* Humph!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

ally, nicole, ned :)

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Director of the National Museum. The position includes a lavish budget with which I acquire artworks, antique furniture, and other collectibles for my home/the National Museum.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 20 March 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Minister of Filth and Depravation.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll be Dan's assistant, Junior Minister For Group Sex or something.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Who is going to be the Junior Minister of Frottage?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Do I need to have a merit badge in said field?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

It wouldn't hurt.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I'm usually pretty gentle.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Minister of cleaning up filth and depravity (but dont worry dan i would use my position to sleep with hookers who will inevitably work in the government somewhere so all the ministers can receive a regular coke supply and entrance to 'downtown' parties, thus furthering your own political career)

ahh the power of subtefuge

― james (james), Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

can i be the whip?

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 20 March 2003 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Secretary of dirty unpleasant unpopular awful shit that nobody wants to deal with but that must be done like enforcing the shitty necessary laws about parking and drug abuse and occasionally killing foreigners

or for short

Secretary of Evil

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 20 March 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Ambassador of Beverages- Keeping everyone happy with their glass full..

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 20 March 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

There should probably be a secretary of make-up.
And a secretary of cartoons.

― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 20 March 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Ambassador of Beverages- Keeping everyone happy with their glass full..

I was thinking we need a Secretary of FAPs.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 21 March 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

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