Things others do at work that make you laugh, gross you out or annoy you.

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I'm pretty sure that this older woman I work with just shit her pants. it began to smell pretty bad in here and I didn't do it. plus a noise came from over her way.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Im pretty sure I do things that bother them too. But such is life.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it's funny when some macho guy comes to use the urinal next to you and says "How ya doin'", then proceeds to make some elaborate removal of his johnson ("if you see me struggling to get it out, it must be HUGE"), then leans back triumphantly and puts one hand on his hip. Those types of guys make me laugh for some reason.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

There are so many things here that annoy me that I've started to look for another job. That they pay "consultants" 5 times my wage to do less work is only the beginning. The annoying woman who laughs at everything even when not funny is another big one. So many people saying "seen" instead of "saw". Pregnant women who smoke during pregnancy in order to keep the birth weight low. People saying "jive" when they mean "jibe". Millions more.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Same lady as above always just strolls into my cube and takes my newspaper without ever asking. Hahaha, she just did it while I was typing this. Ooops.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

She needs something to wipe her ass with.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

recent stuff I heard at work that I suspect you might also hear elsewhere from other people paid to take care of your IT communication problems:
"the holocaust? what is it? (...) ah, well it happened before I was born so it's understandable I haven't heard of it."
and
"history... what is it good for? Nothing!"

this crass lack of culture coming from young specialists will get problematic when ethical problems they have to deal with will get hairyer.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Bryan you just made me drool coffee all over my desk. Thanks!!!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Earlier today I overheard this choice line from a convo:

"Well, everyone knows you can't trust the French for nuthin'."

Ameeeeeeerica, Ameeeeeeeerica, God shed his....

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Glad to help ease your shit smelling burden, Chris. We had a woman here who said that our city's mayor shouldn't be mayor. And why? Because he's gay. Any other reason? No. She didn't need one. That she wasn't fired for that says something about my workplace.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

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