If/When the Dr*ft is reinstated in the U.S...

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Will Americans be allowed to escape^H^H^H^H^H^Hmove to Canada this time? I thought I remember they made it more difficult for that to happen when the threat of the dr*ft was brought up during the first Gulf War.

In what circumstances could you esca..ur, move to Canada in times like this? If you have family there? etc. etc.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I can take a couple of Minnesotans for a few days.

Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

If you brought currency, we'd take you.

I actually always hear of (esp. punk rock) musicians trying to claim refugee status when they cross the border. I think everybody has a little chuckle and then they get a cavity search.
King Coffey once told me a funny story about that, re: going through customs as a member of the Butthole Surfers.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

But he did it because of the cavity search.

Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I think everybody has a little chuckle and then they get a cavity search.

Not necessarily in that order.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess the only good thing about being 26 is that I'll be one of the last ones to get drafted.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

They already thought of this.

"December, 2001: Canada and the United States sign a "Smart Border Declaration." Designed to identify and manage security risks, this plan calls for the implementation of a Canada-US "pre-clearance agreement," the sharing of "advance passenger information" and the development of a jointly held immigration database and programs for "joint removals of deportees." Though designed to fight terrorism, the plan could make escaping to Canada more difficult."

Given that anyone can take out a student load and go to college, college deferments will not be an option anymore.

fletrejet, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe they'll just have to have a Rich Daddy Deferment program.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

War has to be declare before the govt can legally draft it's citizens. Yes, the draft was done during Vietnam, but read this

Plus, I have some documentation of my opposition to war, which is essential if you'd like to be labeled a 'conscientious objector'. I suggest that everyone who is worried about being drafted write out their anti-war beliefs and get them dated and witnessed.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Canada, 29.3 Million Conscientious Objectors (minus Alberta of course, so what??? 26.7 Mill?)

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

>War has to be declare before the govt can legally draft it's citizens.

Huh? My father was drafted in the period between Korea and Vietnam, and never saw any combat.

fletrejet, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

honestly, i highly doubt that there will be a draft. the way wars are fought today i think it's fairly unnecessary - even with this iraq nonsense turning into a bloody ground war - i don't think it will come to a draft.

if it does, i am probably at risk being 23... although i have terrible vision.

i would hope to get asylum in france, not canada.

j fail (cenotaph), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

did you look at my link, fletrejet?

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll repeat: either way, one mention of the "D-word" from the Bush administration in the press will accelerate political suicide.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

..hence I agree with j fail.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't want to paint Albertans with too wide a brush, but here's a funny story from the Winnipeg Free Press:

Shotgun justice backfires on driver
Man charged in first 'camera rage' case

Tue Mar 25 2003

By Bruce Owen

A 27-year-old city man used a shotgun to get even with one of Winnipeg's new photo enforcement cameras after it snapped a picture of him speeding down Marion Street.
Police say this is the first instance of so-called "camera rage" in Winnipeg, where photo enforcement has been up and running for more than two months.

But if the motorist had bothered to read the law instead of loading his gun, he would have learned his Alberta-registered pickup truck wasn't eligible for a speeding ticket.

The shooting happened at 3:54 a.m. last Thursday, when the suspect -- police did not release his name -- sped east through the intersection at Marion Street and Dufresne Avenue, Const. Bob Johnson said yesterday.

The truck's speed automatically triggered the camera, activating the flash unit and recording the speed as 77 km-h in a 50 km-h zone.

"When the camera was activated, he saw the flash and took exception to it," Johnson said. Police believe the suspect then drove home, got a shotgun, loaded it and then quickly drove back to the scene.

He aimed his weapon at the camera device and fired. His second shot took out the nearby flash unit. He then sped away.

However, the gunplay did not destroy the camera's film, and after it was developed, police were able to trace the vehicle and the suspect.

Police arrested the man later in the day at his residence, seizing a still-loaded shotgun.

The man has been charged with mischief over $5,000, careless use of a firearm and unsafe storage of a firearm.

Ironically, Winnipeg police say they couldn't have issued a speeding ticket to the irate motorist. Under Manitoba law, out-of-province car owners can't be tagged by photo enforcement; only vehicle owners of cars registered in Manitoba are subject to fines.

If the suspect's truck had been registered in Manitoba, he would have faced a $145 fine.

Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha, let's make the brush wider: ALBERTA, THE TEXAS OF CANADA!

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

DB OTM. It means the big gamble fails. At the moment all they are doing is sending more troops over rather than trying to recruit/draft any more.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

There are already young men (I know of one anyway) leaving the country in case this sort of thing happens. I am not suggesting there will be a major exodus.

Rockist Scientist, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Shooting up automated machinery = the ultimate in catharsis.

Rather than leaving America, I'm just gonna get off the grid and live outta my tent in the Big South Fork, fishing and growing stuff and teaching my son to live off the Earth and packin' heat and livin' large like some hillbilly-hardcore cross between Red Dawn and Ghost Dog and Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Y'know, Canada is all about taking in Americans frightened by their kith's bloodlust.
The Loyalists weren't so much eager to serve the British Crown as they were to escape the ridiculous mob mentality of the Revolutionary War. This was echoed during the Vietnam War.
Peaceful solutions is what Canada's all about (not including Sum 41).

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Peaceful solutions is what Canada's all about (not including Sum 41).

Well, unless there's a cancelled Gun's N' Roses show.

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

That never happened at Lilith Fair.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe it's a result of all the violent video games I've played,
or something I've was born with or indoctrinated with (my
pa is a marine), but I've always thought of dying in battle as
great way to go. Of course, I'd prefer to die for a just
cause, not cheap political reasons, either way, what an
exciting way to die. It would be like entering history, in
your own small way. Honor, glory, testosterone, and all that.

So, while I can sympathize with dodgees, I don't see myself
following in their path. I only hope I have time to get married
and have kids before WW3, so I can propagate the ol'
genes.

Squirl Plise, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, it'd be great to see my name mentioned on CNN and possibly engraved in a wall.
Oh wait...I'd be dead, nevermind.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah but the point is, no matter what,
you're going to be dead anyway.
Why not go out shooting?

Squirl Plise, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:43 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the kind of attitude we're looking for! Why don't you stop by the office tomorrow. Or I can meet you at your house. I'll be contacting you very soon.

Sgt. Gartner, Army Recruiting, Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

LOL!

(the point is that you could conceivably live a longer, happier life if you don't participate in combat)

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

but I've always thought of dying in battle as
great way to go.

so you say now, but when you are shot in the guts and spend ten hours dying you might not be quite so convinced.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I took pains to make it clear that this isn't
a rational, intellectual thing. I'm a staunch
anti-war activist, and the "why not go out shooting"
thing was intended as a joke - but in retrospect
that's truly how I feel. Somewhere inside me I want
hit the battlefield running and blow a few heads off.
This coming from someone who's never picked a physical
fight in his life.
Bloodlust is something most of us have the potential
for, I think - only most don't have the gumption
or ability to exercise it. Heaven help us from those
who do (like Osama B.L or George W.B).

Does anyone else get the feeling that Bush, even as
those dim lips repeat the same nonsensical BS about
"protecting our freedoms," is really little more than
a glorified five-year-old, throwing a pinecone and
shouting "boom, you're dead."

squirl plise, Thursday, 27 March 2003 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Except the pinecone is a multimillion dollar piece of exquisitely frightening technology capable of being told to go through a specific window of a specific building in the middle of a city hundreds of miles away in the middle of a thunderstorm and when it arrives it incinerates steel into a fine vapor and makes such a ruckus that people sleeping several blocks away think that there must have been a tremor in the earth's crust.

Millar (Millar), Thursday, 27 March 2003 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Why draft people when you can just buy more rockets on credit?

Millar (Millar), Thursday, 27 March 2003 04:01 (twenty-three years ago)

So is anyone else thinking about that original Star Trek episode where the aliens were at war for ages and eventually it ended-up with their computers battling each other and people being sent away to be killed as casualties? (And did I just completely mangle that plot? My apologies.)

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 27 March 2003 04:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Why does anyone think there will be a draft? Because of Iraq? The US wouldn't have anywhere to put conscripts, the Army couldn't afford it, the airforce/navy have only so many planes/ships...Rumsfeld also said that draftees didn't contribute to the effort or something like that. If gravity is repealed, I'm going to float to Canada...

And actually, Millar is OTM, they would/will just buy more rockets on credit. This is a strange hypothetical argument.

Skottie, Thursday, 27 March 2003 06:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Skottie, do you honestly the US won't have another major war?
The specifics of that war I leave to fortune-tellers, but
I have no doubt that it will occur. Our history is one of
aggression. Furthermore, the draft dissapeared less than
thirty years ago, and the same fools who supported it then
are alive and well to support it to today.


Skwirl Plise, Thursday, 27 March 2003 06:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no, no, no, no, S.P., I never meant to suggest the US wouldn't be involved in another major war. You're OTM and the same about the the same people being in charge...

I just don't think that the Iraq thang will be the catalyst for a new draft unless the nature of the war changes, i.e., a world war with multiple fronts in various parts of the world. And I'm not convinced that a huge army would be considered desirable this time around, when better (only in the sense of more precise) bombs will keep US casualties lower thus allowing the war-mongers to manipulate public opinion longer and in turn keep a higher-tech war running longer. I think it comes down to cost-effectiveness, not morality in the least.

Also, remember that after Vietnam, the next president elected was Carter who wouldn't have gone to war if the Japanese had bombed Pearl Harbor. After Bush I, Clinton was elected, and if someone had tried to blow up the WTC during his watch he would have just lobbed a couple of missiles at Afghanistan...hey, wait a minute........

So, all I mean is that if it gets ugly from the US public opinion standpoint this time around, Bush II won't get reelected and it will take another cycle to get another hawk in. But I don't see a draft as an inevitability.

Skottie, Thursday, 27 March 2003 07:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Im too old haha.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 27 March 2003 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Your history (i'm an non-american) is more one of isolationism than aggression. It's only since you got the bomb that the US became a bully. I guess that was like puberty for you guys.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 27 March 2003 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, America's been extremely aggressive (at least in the last half-century or so), just really sneaky about it.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 March 2003 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

by the time any draft legislation passed, I'd be too old.

BUT if I was young enough to be drafted, I'd make damn sure I was a medic.

hstencil, Thursday, 27 March 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

than I'd make damn sure I was a nurse *wink*

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 27 March 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Hot Lips Horace Mann?

hstencil, Thursday, 27 March 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.toymania.com/334archives/mash/hotlipscarded.jpg

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 27 March 2003 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Im too old haha.
-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), March 27th, 2003.

Oooohhhhhhhh....you'll burn in hell for that one....I mean, wait a minute, I'm too young to remember too! No really....where's my ID....uh, it's here somewhere.......

Skottie, Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:40 (twenty-three years ago)

God, they're sending 120,000 more troops over there... seriously though, what happens when they've called up all the reserves and/or the war lasts longer/spreads?

Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I had heard only 30,000 (there's about 300,000 over there already).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

CNN just reported 20,000 from the 4th Infantry Division in Fort Hood and "and another 100,000 ground troops have received deployment orders and will head to the Persian Gulf region next month."

Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

One wonders, indeed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:25 (twenty-three years ago)

do you realize that there are more americans in and around iraq right now than there are in both dakotas?
frightening, no?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 March 2003 03:12 (twenty-three years ago)

there are 250,000 americans there now, and i also read 120,000 more are going. a professional army is the reason the us military is so dominant now. conscripts are useless as can easily be seen by reactions on here.

keith (keithmcl), Friday, 28 March 2003 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Yup, both Dakotas, North AND South. Put 'em together (and really, WHY can't they get along?) and you still got less folks than OIF

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 March 2003 03:23 (twenty-three years ago)

North Dakota pop. estimate, 2002 census - 634,110
South Dakota pop. estimate, 2002 census - 761,063

We can go all the way back to 1980 and you still look like an idiot.
There's this thing called Google, Horace. you should check it out.

Millar (Millar), Friday, 28 March 2003 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

dude, it's called comedy, you should check it out.

zing!

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 March 2003 03:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Re: Horace (stating that America's history is isolationist, not aggressive)
A lot of dead Indians and Mexicans are laughing at you right now.

Squirl Plise, Friday, 28 March 2003 03:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I think they're laughing at you, because you're not making any sense. You can massacre the indiginous peoples of your own country and still be isolationist.
And I did state that it only lasted until you guys got the bomb, or should I say The Bomb? (which would be WWII)

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 March 2003 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

The Spanish American war was pretty damn isolationist now that I think of it. Teddy Roosevelt certainly didn't fuck with anybody overseas.

Millar (Millar), Friday, 28 March 2003 03:48 (twenty-three years ago)

how is land owned (at the time) by mexico part of your country?

ejad (daje), Friday, 28 March 2003 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

"Manifest destiny." It isn't coincidence that "isolationism" wasn't talked about until a generation after the frontier was closed.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 28 March 2003 04:37 (twenty-three years ago)

If you Europeans had remained isolationist and not boated your filthy selves over to infect a whole bunch of tribes in "India", you wouldn't have to worry about crappy America.

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 28 March 2003 04:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Stating "zing!" after your own jokes = dud.

Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Zing!

oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

check out US economic policies in the first half of the last century

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

The draft is kinda mean. People of draft age are still young and stupid enough to think life's worth living

dave q, Friday, 28 March 2003 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

...or that your country is worth dying for.

oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

(that was the point you were playing off against wasn't it?...i'm stupid)

oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

or that being in the army is better than having no money, no health insurance, no food

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

...no guns

oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

or that being in the army is better than having no money, no health insurance, no food

Or if they are indeed young enough, they might think the Army might be the only place where you can be sure to get all that.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

"...or that your country is worth dying for."

I do think it is worth dying to preserve my country
and/or it's freedoms.
Unfortunately, no wars have been fought for this reason
since, oh, 1861 (if not earlier).
Of course, even if we were in a real struggle for survival,
I wouldn't support the draft (see the freedoms bit).

Squirl Plise, Friday, 28 March 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess I'm too selfish...NOTHING is worth dying for (outside of loved ones, I guess)(there are too many other good countries out there for me to worry about saving freedom in America or some such thing)

oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

You are too selfish. Aren't you glad there are stupid young fuckers like me around to take up the slack!

Could you all sound any MORE like the upper-crusty scumbags you revile?

*slow burn*

Yeah, there won't be a draft (Rumsfeld doesn't like draftees generally anyway) because instead, they have decided to extend most people's contracts for up to a year. Instead of getting out of the USAF in eight months, I now get out in approximately 20.

OFF WE GO, INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 29 March 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I've changed my mind. I have no idea what the US is going to do.

Skottie, Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...
I don't know what to make of this

Kerry (dymaxia), Saturday, 8 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

A draft is still rather unlikely. But if you're in the military right now, good luck getting out.

I do like they way Rangel is using this as a wedge issue.

David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the possibility of a draft is one of the few things that make me glad I only have one working ear.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Two arthritic knees, one shoulder that I can't move in the morning until I pop it (painfully) and asthma that flares up every once in a while.

I laugh at the draft.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

A ticket to school in London and no intentions of coming home should the draft become a possibility...jeah!

Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)


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