this is the thread where graham gets to put across his side of the story in the interests of fairness

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besides, the discussion is spread across 4 or five threads.let's focus,people!

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha because the best way to focus discussion is to start more threads about the same topic!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah let's not do trial by ILX Killian.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I mean no more than we have already.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

can we have another witch trial?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Depends, DV. Do you weigh the same as a duck?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah your prob right tom. sorry to graham also

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

That witch trial wasso much fun but they're best when no one was, um, targeted...

Killian eats magic muffins to help him walk.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:31 (twenty-three years ago)

one l please, ha!

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

lets have a kafkaesque one. it shall be the ultimate thread.

I think it was all a mistake as has been said on other threads.

this thread will be classic if graham just tells everyone to fuck off.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

heh maybe it should be locked. i'dsay there was an innocent explanation anyways

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know, the most immature part of me is faintly amused watching some of the people who really had a go backpedalling madly following Mark's post.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

No backpedalling necessary: it looks as if no one's leapt to any conclusions. At this point we should probably all quit talking about it until such point as Graham's decided he feels like discussing or explaining.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 27 March 2003 18:12 (twenty-three years ago)

no nabisco. lets speculate on what graham did or didn't do BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GIVE HIM ANY THANKS OR BUFFY DVD'S.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 27 March 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I found the back-pedalling amusing too, but only because the post was so ridiculous given that this is the latest in a long line of hissyfits, if you genuinely believe that this wasn't the usual emotional blackmail then I think you're quite foolish. Outside that I don't really care because it seems ILX is more about accomodating this kind of shit 70 percent of the time nowadays anyway.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 27 March 2003 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

''it seems ILX is more about accomodating this kind of shit 70 percent of the time nowadays anyway.''

will you post a thread abt it ronan ;-)

(it might get 600 posts by tomorrow morning!)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 27 March 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

i would but i am trying to lobby jess's kill/eat party

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 27 March 2003 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I always KNEW it was a misunderstanding. I remember G saying he had an exam or summat.

Calling Graham "G" makes me thing of Warren.

"G" that is.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

God, I love how someone says it was on purpose and everyone reacts as if that's true, then someone says it might have been an accident and everyone reacts as if that's true and the former group were flying off the handle. One or the other has been confirmed, y'all can have your own scavenger hunt to figure out which.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread title is an outright lie! (so far)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

it is not in any way feasible that it was 100 percent a misunderstanding

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

wow, i am completely at a loss, apparently i missed some big ilx scandal

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Ronan fucked some slugs and it turned out Graham fancied them.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

and now when the slugs say hi to ronan in the canteen he's like all cold and distant, as if it totally didn't happen, and they're really upset

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

It was like that one chapter of Angela's Ashes, apparently.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

where the whole of ireland sleeps with ronan's mum

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

which is my favourite chapter btw

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Is semen salty? Because that could spell trouble for the slugs.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

what in god's name are you people on about now?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

abt slugs and fucking fritz! can't you keep up?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

wait - who fucked fritz?!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it was my refrigerator...it's on the fritz

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

ronan but graham fancied him.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

but do you have prince albert in a can?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

All of it behind the owlman's back even.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

WHERE CAN I GET HEROIN?

― [email protected] (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

who fucked Fritz?

we tried but he couldn't keep up.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

n fucks slugs + ronan fucks slugs + ronan fucked n = i see the makings of another ilx threesome

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

haha, graham must be so grateful for this defense.

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

point of odor, you smell

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

(anyone else notice that fairness has more than one interest nowadays?)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

No, haven't, its all about the slugs

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/09.26.01/gifs/slugs-0139.jpg

― hubba hubba! (Mark P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

ronan is that yr mum?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

cause i think the slugs got to her too

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

slugs aren't vegetables man, they should be wiped out

― DG (D_To_The_G), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

All you need is SALT.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

SXE Slugs! Straight Edge Slugs! Wahoo!!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

JUMANJI!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

SXE Slugs ain't afraid of salt!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Slugs who are disguised in human form, however, are apparently terrified of it. I must put this to the test soon.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Seriously, when did N. and the slug get it on?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know! This is the worst thing I have ever said to catch on.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Au contraire mon cheri. This is easily the greatest contribution you've made to mankind. I can't even control myself with laughter. Is there a man-slug hybrid race coming? This would be excellent.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

The answer : THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE YOU TAL TO YOURSELF, REVEAL YOUR TRUE FEELINGS AND GET KICKED OFF THE BOARD THREAD

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, that's kind of not the answer, is it?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

No, but it implies it wasn't a one-time affair.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

eh, I cut and pasted that bit onto the prev 'laugh out loud' thread.

so it is no?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't even control myself with laughter.

I usually use anger to control myself.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I usually use sexy thoughts but I guess that might be problematic here.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

You said I didn't look funny! And I wondered why you got aroused so quickly!

― Sluggina (Cozen), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I use sexy thoughts about N., Ronan, and slugs.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Have we all seen that Microcosmos movie?

I mean, I haven't, so that's a rhetorical question.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, it's more than that.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Is Graham ever going to come out with his side of the story or has he been so repulsed by the slugs that he's not coming here?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 27 March 2003 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)

there was also this

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 28 March 2003 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

how do you know if your mum is a slug?

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know, for me the question was "how do you know whether you have a slug in the house or yr landlord's been wiping his nose on the carpet?"

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:03 (twenty-three years ago)

how do you know if your mum is a slug?

She carries on oozing for hours after penetration.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:12 (twenty-three years ago)

congrats Matt, we've just made a great dinnertime joke

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:15 (twenty-three years ago)

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