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A classmate and I felt each other up and made out and i touched his cock in the bathroom of a shitty bar last night.

i have also spent most of the last week with my friend brian, and am wearing his robe and eating the eggs he made for me.

neither of them are queer, what is going on ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

it's the war

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

it's been a long cold lonely winter?

― hstencil, Friday, 28 March 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to assume that you are queer, Anthony?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 March 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you get them drunk first?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would guess that at some level the classmate that you made out IS queer. Or curious.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

or maybe you're just totally hot?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

not brian.
the classmate and i and others had lots and lots of beer.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Nothing, then. I once got so drunk I thought I could break a window by leaning on it at 4 in the afternoon and no-one would do anything, and that's just what I'm willing to say here...

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex and sexy acts are more fun than most other things. I've slept with many a boy and I'm nearly 100% straight (100% straight = all your crushes & attractions, masturbatory & other fantasies, porn viewing involve the opposite sex). I don't have a desire to suck another boy's cock, but I'd rather do that than make him beans on toast eg.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(That's not meant to sound badass, just idiotic btw)

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

um, you haven't said if you actually DID things with Brian. I often cook for my chums, and they are welcome to borrow my clothes.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Q: What's the difference between a straight man and a gay man?
A: About three beers.

― kate, Friday, 28 March 2003 17:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah gay guys can drink more

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

but what does that fact have to do w/beer?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 March 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate if that was true I'd... well I'd be dating an alcoholic right now and Bill W. would have a warrant out for my arrest.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(& am talking abt a specific guy here, of course; I don't have a fetish for straight guys it's just the odds aren't in my favor.)

(but no I have never earned a toaster, blah! I am too nice.)

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

please don't call us all gay kate, you'll really rile up our caveman side, stop getting right inside the male psyche like that.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 29 March 2003 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

what if you don't drink beer?

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 29 March 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

no no all men drink beer matos, obviously

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 29 March 2003 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

except the ones who don't

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 29 March 2003 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

hmmm. I must not be a man then. darn. carry on.

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 29 March 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

if you drink one you can be a man, but be careful cos if you have 3 you will "turn into a gay" as per kate's post

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 29 March 2003 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)

what happens if you drink six, do you drink your way back into being straight?

this might explain why i have never had a gay experience, since i hardly ever have *only* three beers.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

this gives a whole new spin to that "If 6 was 9" song....

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

i totally become a gay guy after three beers

― geeta (geeta), Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

damn I just had my 4th now you are out of my league

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 29 March 2003 14:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I suppose this is why the philosophy of avoiding intoxicants is known as "straight edge"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

what about that whole "everyone-is-a-bi-there's-a-continuum-to-human-sexuality" thing ?

bi the way, i seduced a str8 edge bi once, but the consequences of that were emotionally expressed in the DON'T FUCK YOUR FRIENDS thread. i still think its a BAD idea. A VERY BAD IDEA.

― Vik, Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Well str8 != str8 edge of course.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Remember that str8 edger on real world new orleans? He was such a fag

― Vik, Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread makes me want to listen to some Judas Priest and take a cold shower.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 March 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Would you care for a few beers instead?

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 30 March 2003 01:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I drink gallons and gallons of beer all the time and I've never had sex with another man. I've never even come close. PROVEN BY SCIENCE etc.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 30 March 2003 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

you see that's the problem - if you go past 3 beers you miss your opportunity

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 30 March 2003 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I can bear witness to the gallons and gallons of beer. If you're interested in coming to the DC FAPs, there's probably a brief window of opportunity during which Tom has had only his first three pints.
;^)

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 30 March 2003 01:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Hm. I think clearly more research is needed.

― Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 30 March 2003 05:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I've made out with more than a couple of my straight friends. Did anything come of it? No.

Despite that I don't mind having engaged in such drunken bi-curious activiy. They know (kind of) what it's like to kiss a chick and I know what it's like to feel them up while I'm sticking my tongue down their throat. Do I expect them to be my girlfriend or even have sex with me? hell no.

If you don't mind just making out with dudes, ant, then don't sweat it. If it troubles you than stay away from boys you know are str8.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 30 March 2003 06:04 (twenty-three years ago)

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