Whores! Sluts! Baaaaaaaaagpipes! (warning: not safe for work)

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This was just yelled at me by a homeless man in a ratty old cap with one tennis shoe on, as I crossed Wilshire Boulevard after lunch.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 28 March 2003 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, were you playing the bagpipes?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:03 (twenty-three years ago)

It would be funny if Bagpipe was a newfangled way of calling someone a slut.

Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Im sure he meant slugs not sluts.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I wasn't playing bagpipes, no, nor was I wearing tartan.

Go figure.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe he thought you were his old war buddy horace bagslice

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Best title for a thread E V E R!!!!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I could use to bag me some pipes, oh yeah.

Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 28 March 2003 23:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Sounds like a Raunchy Young Lepers midsong break, wouldn't you agree, Chris?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 March 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

for some reason i imagine his voice being like abe simpsons.

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I was thinking Curtis Mayfield myself.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 29 March 2003 03:13 (twenty-three years ago)

No, Lord Buckley.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 29 March 2003 05:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm there w/ the Grandpa Simpson. And that is the funniest thing evah.

nellskies (minna), Saturday, 29 March 2003 08:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh god I *wish* RYL had found a set of bagpipes in the attic. Oh. Fuck. Yeah.

Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Definately Simpson. And are you sure it wasn't "Maaaaaaatlock?"

nickn (nickn), Saturday, 29 March 2003 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.cartoon69.com/s1/images/ani1.gif

lightening seed, Saturday, 29 March 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

/twww.blackwoodconservation.org/images/bagpipes.jpg

*crosses fingers*

nellskies (minna), Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Damnit.
Minna taught me how to do this, but I've forgotten.

hot damn.

nellskies (minna), Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:27 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.blackwoodconservation.org/images/bagpipes.jpg

Jojo Cocker, Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come on - it's pretty safe for work. That anime porn is tiny!

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

It was me who flagged it not safe - I'd be closing it down pretty damn quickly if I opened it at work.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

It would be funny if Bagpipe was a newfangled way of calling someone a slut.

B4ngpipe?

j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 29 March 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I imagined the hamburger pimp.

http://users.erols.com/jeffward/creeper.gif

David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 29 March 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Why does the anime girl have cat ears? What's going on there?

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Cats can be good for sex.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus, first slugs now cats, when does this madness end?

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

[unfunny joke self-deleted by moderator possibly abusing his privileges]

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

[real actual pictures of N. and the cat... at it. deleted for obvious health and safety reasons - mod.]

Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw N's joke before he deleted it: the world has lost little from its deletion.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Tis so.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Perverts and raincoat lechers came out with their own bagpipes when they saw Luna passing, but only one of them was being brave.....

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 29 March 2003 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Aren't I lucky?

He sounded a little more like James Brown than Grandpa Simpson, though, worse luck

luna (luna.c), Saturday, 29 March 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha that makes it so much better though.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 30 March 2003 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/attadale/merryweather/images/bagpipes.jpg

gershy, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)


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