It's a bit like a 7 year old talking about what he did in the holidays, his reports:
"... and then the Iraqi people thanked us but then the Republican Guard came along and said they were martyrs and then we said that in that case we will shoot you and this is a picture of a tank and..."
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 29 March 2003 18:00 (twenty-three years ago)