Someone email me some cigarettes

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I can't be bothered to walk to the petrol station...technology will save me fer sure...?

― DG (D_To_The_G), Sunday, 30 March 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Certainly. Have a virtual cigarette THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS BENZINE.

Enjoying the nicotine-y WARNING CIGARETTES KILL goodness?

That's a smooth LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF A DISEASED LUNG satisfying smoke. Mmmmm.

(Nick O' Teen to thread!)

― Al_Ewing, Sunday, 30 March 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

d00d yr clumsy attempt to put me off is just encouraging me, bronchitis r0X0rZ my 50X0rZ

― DG (D_To_The_G), Sunday, 30 March 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

FAX ME A PIZZA WHULE YR AT IT

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 30 March 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

― DG (D_To_The_G), Sunday, 30 March 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Good to see you, DG!

― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:02 (twenty-three years ago)

WILL YOU SUPPLY ME WITH NICOTINE???????????????????????????????????????????????????

― DG (D_To_The_G), Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait! You're the one that's not DV, right?

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not my clumsy attempt - it's the attempt of UK cigarette packets as we speak! Nick o' Teen on the other hand is down to me. Bring him here now!

― Al_Ewing, Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

you were channeling them -> you are TO BLAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man if I don't get some soon someone's* gonna suffer

*i.e. me

― DG (D_To_The_G), Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a packet right here. I'm wiggling them in front of the monitor. Oh, if only I had a webcam!

― Al_Ewing, Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

you are a cruel cruel man and I shall be posting FatNick to you so you can be re-educated

― DG (D_To_The_G), Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

What? What's that you say? You want me to smoke you, one by one? Oh, but I couldn't! Well, perhaps I will - slowly - taking great satisfaction from each puff.

MMMMMMMMMMMM - LOVELY FAGS.

― Al_Ewing, Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.grandpoohbah.net/images/pighead.jpg

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 30 March 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops.

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 30 March 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, right.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 30 March 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

He looks so happy too.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 30 March 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I imagine he is wise and refined, and LOOKING RIGHT INTO MY SOUL

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 30 March 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I am putting this up at the top of New Answers so that Helltime will notice and see the pighead

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 31 March 2003 01:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Make me with I could download some Mexican food, why don't you?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 31 March 2003 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to have a nightmare after that pigs head.
I had a dream last night that I dreamt up the ultimate boy's name; Ob ...doesn't seem so great in the harsh daylight.

― nellie (minna), Monday, 31 March 2003 07:56 (twenty-three years ago)

grrrrr I've been waiting 11 hours now (well admittedly most of that was sleep), you schmucks still haven't come up with the goods...I shall FTP my FIST to your noses, teach you all a lesson...

― DG (D_To_The_G), Monday, 31 March 2003 08:25 (twenty-three years ago)

good idea for a website that: DGneedsafag.com - get people to send you cigarettes, and hope they don't misinterpret your URL and send you something else entirely

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 31 March 2003 08:59 (twenty-three years ago)

That would be so great. My friends refuse to bring fags when they're coming over as they disapprove of my smoking. I need knew friends.

I ran out of fags last weekend but was too lazy to go to the shops (sound familiar?). I survived the day only to find half a pack of Marlboro just as I was on my way out for the night. Grrr.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 31 March 2003 09:10 (twenty-three years ago)

that's the ticket

http://www.geocities.com/d_to_the_g/smokingdevice.txt

― DG (D_To_The_G), Monday, 31 March 2003 10:14 (twenty-three years ago)

can someone telex me some crack now please?

― DG (D_To_The_G), Monday, 31 March 2003 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

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