just thaw and go!

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it's like a peanut butter and jelly pop tart! or hot pocket! it's a testament to convenience food that's probably totally fattening! it's covered in powdered sugar!

it's ...
http://www.smucker.com/images/fg/bigimage_fg_uncrustables.jpg

is this the laziest snack food ever or what? are we that afraid of kids having knives?

― maura (maura), Monday, 31 March 2003 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

holy fucking hell. get the wheelbarrows.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 March 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I was thinking for a minute that there could be a totally racist, backfiring marketing campaign catastrophe when Smuckers released a range of egg rolls called "Inscrutables." Just change the U to I and rearrange.

But, no, they're to smart for that.....or are they.......

― Skottie, Monday, 31 March 2003 04:30 (twenty-three years ago)

washed down with a glass of cream?!?

― ducklingmonster (ducklingmonster), Monday, 31 March 2003 04:58 (twenty-three years ago)

im amazed at the name of the people who make it! smuckers? WTF?
its way too close to suckers for me, as in - 'hahaha suckers we Know you will buy this shit just because its Easy to use and you are all lazy fucks!'

― donna (donna), Monday, 31 March 2003 05:03 (twenty-three years ago)

that's been a source of amusement for me for decades now

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 31 March 2003 05:07 (twenty-three years ago)

these sound awesome ... i haven't seen these things yet!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 31 March 2003 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

with a name like smuckers it has to be good!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 March 2003 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

they need to make these with cheese inside instead of jelly. and courier them to me by the truckload.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 31 March 2003 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i swear too much
SMUCK
a good alternative!

― donna (donna), Monday, 31 March 2003 05:13 (twenty-three years ago)

do they not have smuckers in the UK? nb: my last post above is their actual tagline.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 March 2003 05:13 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought di was in new zealand?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 31 March 2003 05:15 (twenty-three years ago)

they dont have them in nz, i think? or am i missing something valuable in my local supermarket? ( not )

― donna (donna), Monday, 31 March 2003 05:15 (twenty-three years ago)

What is "Uncrustables" supposed to mean? Is it supposed to somehow refer to "The Untouchables"? What an unpleasant name.

― slutsky (slutsky), Monday, 31 March 2003 05:17 (twenty-three years ago)

i am in new zealand. we don't have smuckers here. why do you ask? is it because i said jelly instead of jam?

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 31 March 2003 06:28 (twenty-three years ago)

its's bcz trucks don't go underwater

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 31 March 2003 07:42 (twenty-three years ago)

tad works for a courier agency

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 31 March 2003 07:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Uncrustables makes me think of some ghastly medical complaint.

― C J (C J), Monday, 31 March 2003 08:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeuch, whatthehell are they trying to do with the name? Next it'll be Undogonastringables, mark my words. I mean, they're like mini pie thingys with peanut butter and jam in, right, so you'd actually _want_ some kind of crust to develop, surely, as soggy pastry is horrible. Do you put them in the toaster or what?

Now I have a craving for Pop Tartz, which I know is wrong.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 31 March 2003 08:12 (twenty-three years ago)

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