Ronan, bring me the pigs head

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sir, you are a fucking fool, and i am afraid there is only one thing for it. ronan, bring me the pigs head, this twat here asked for it...

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― gareth (gareth), Monday, 31 March 2003 08:10 (twenty-three years ago)

eh?

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 31 March 2003 08:13 (twenty-three years ago)

haha, charade you are

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Monday, 31 March 2003 08:14 (twenty-three years ago)

The boar's head, as I understand, is the finest DISH in all the LAND!!! A-boo door-ray, abu dhabi... (and a bunch more medieval Latin nonsense)

― kate, Monday, 31 March 2003 08:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Boil it up, throw in a couple of onions and voila!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 31 March 2003 08:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Vomerole?

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 31 March 2003 08:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that its tail stuck up it's nose?

― Simeon (Simeon), Monday, 31 March 2003 09:13 (twenty-three years ago)

That's Ronan's, well, y'know...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 31 March 2003 09:16 (twenty-three years ago)

...tail.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 March 2003 10:48 (twenty-three years ago)

What's not to eat about that? The best bit is the ears.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 31 March 2003 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

you can eat everything but the oink

― chris (chris), Monday, 31 March 2003 10:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey! That's what they make sausages from, right Rich?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 31 March 2003 10:57 (twenty-three years ago)

eww, sausages.

: ((

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 March 2003 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, that and placenta. I wonder would our mutual friend eat placenta sausages?!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 31 March 2003 11:02 (twenty-three years ago)

: ((((((

definitely.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 March 2003 11:04 (twenty-three years ago)

[we're talking about ronan, right?]

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 March 2003 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

No! Do you like Queen?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 31 March 2003 11:09 (twenty-three years ago)

definitely not.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 March 2003 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

[we're talking about freddie mercury, right?]

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 March 2003 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Yup.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 31 March 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i prefer dibdabs

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 31 March 2003 12:06 (twenty-three years ago)

the pigs head is mocking me, humiliating me in front of everyone. maybe the beast is in ourselves. i phoned piggy and he agreed it was ridiculous.

― Ralph Keane (Ronan), Monday, 31 March 2003 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

May I have a tofu pig's head?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 31 March 2003 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

the soy pig squealing behing her eyes: "FEEL THE ORGANIC CRACKLINX0R" sarah pedaled her creaky bicycle towards the old inspector

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 31 March 2003 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

So, um, can anyone explain to me just what part of my psyche decided that this would be an interesting thread to open in front of a friend, trying to convince them that "Hey, ILE is most excellent and the people here are friendly and witty and caring and such. You really should hang-out here."

She's a vegetarian. *sigh*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 01:48 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.grandpoohbah.net/images/pighead.jpg

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 02:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a cookbook that says what to do with a pig's head. Homemade head cheese, anyone?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 02:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Godspeed You! gareth the emperor of the ILE catchphrase

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 02:52 (twenty-three years ago)

You guys totally missed me busting out mad pighead refs in chat the other night, oh well, that'll learn ya (PS yeah gareth is cool)

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

actually didn't ronan come up with the pigs head thing?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

(and like most irishmen he stole it from a mule)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

no it was me, although if you want the real credit, give it to the barcelona fan who smuggled one into the stadium and then threw it at luis figo

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

i tried telling that story to nancy on the bus yesterday and horribly botched it but mine was so much better because it became an italian footballer who threw a pigs head at an irish player and then stabbed him...we came up with a complicated hook and latch system for how this psycho would hide a switchblade in his nylon shorts and everything

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, what about the part where Billy wears the pig's head as a joke and then Stagger Lee shoots him?

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm saving that for my forthcoming book nylon republic: the untold story of pig's heads, clinton, and rock'n'roll

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Heck - what was that story abotu the guy in Finland or somewhere, who was at a concert where the band was cutting up a (already) dead sheep on-stage. And apparently they decapitated the sheep and threw the head into the audience, where this audience member guy was hit in the head, suffering multiple skull fractures? Does this sound familiar to anyone, or am I hallucinating again?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Mayhem flying sheep head incident

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 2 April 2003 04:31 (twenty-three years ago)

eight years pass...

I ate a pig's head yesterday.

― Matt DC, Friday, 15 April 2011 08:42 (fifteen years ago)

lucky man

― just sayin, Friday, 15 April 2011 08:57 (fifteen years ago)

when were at st john b&w on the wkend a group was getting the pig, i was jealous

― just sayin, Friday, 15 April 2011 08:58 (fifteen years ago)

i had a bacon sandwich in st john bw yday morn, best fiver i've ever spent!

― Will.Have.Known (Local Garda), Friday, 15 April 2011 09:36 (fifteen years ago)

when were at st john b&w on the wkend a group was getting the pig, i was jealous

This is exactly where we were and what we did. They cut the whole pig up in front of you and stick the head on a plate. I'm still full from last night though.

Best bits:

1. Cheek
2. Ears
3. Brain

― Matt DC, Friday, 15 April 2011 09:40 (fifteen years ago)

how much was it?

have you been to anchor and hope yet matt? reckon you'd love it.

― Will.Have.Known (Local Garda), Friday, 15 April 2011 09:43 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i've had the pig before! it's awesome, feels like such an event. iirc it's abt £360? and they say it feeds abt 16 ppl

― just sayin, Friday, 15 April 2011 09:45 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah I've been to the Anchor & Hope many times, it's awesome. The whole pig is £360 and you have to put a deposit down and stuff. It serves 14-16, and there were 11 of us. Basically I don't need to eat for about three days.

― Matt DC, Friday, 15 April 2011 09:47 (fifteen years ago)

jaysus...

― Will.Have.Known (Local Garda), Friday, 15 April 2011 09:47 (fifteen years ago)

that was definitely one of my favourite meals

― just sayin, Friday, 15 April 2011 09:49 (fifteen years ago)

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