Have you ever climbed up a drainpipe?

no.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 March 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

No, but I have climbed a palm tree in order to knock on a window, with disastrous results.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 31 March 2003 14:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe I have. My parents were always locking themselves out and sending me in through the bathroom window like they were Fagin or something.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 31 March 2003 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I am too fat.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 31 March 2003 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)