― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 01:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 03:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 10:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), April 1st, 2003. (later)
― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- Mary (maj23...), April 15th, 2003. (later)
― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:29 (twenty years ago) link
-- Calum (ca...), April 30th, 2003.
Best.* Typo. Evah.
*"best" as in "most telling of the things going on in the subconcious of the person what posted it"*
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 23:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:05 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:24 (twenty years ago) link
― minna (minna), Thursday, 1 May 2003 02:51 (twenty years ago) link
― kate, Thursday, 1 May 2003 08:16 (twenty years ago) link
― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:49 (twenty years ago) link
-- RJG (r_gillander...), May 1st, 2003.
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:13 (twenty years ago) link
--Mandee
― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:15 (twenty years ago) link
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Could it wait? I was enjoying having you over me. -- felicity (felicityredwel...), May 2nd, 2003 10:04 AM.
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:42 (twenty years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Friday, 2 May 2003 03:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 May 2003 04:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 4 May 2003 05:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:15 (twenty years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:24 (twenty years ago) link
Um, you're not twins are you, Alix? By any chance?
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:40 (twenty years ago) link
(Confession - I took out some of this post to make it more open to misinterpretation)
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:45 (twenty years ago) link
-- alix (lixibel...), May 6th, 2003. (alix)
This combination of words will stick with me for quite some time.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:49 (twenty years ago) link
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 8th, 2003. (later)
― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:05 (twenty years ago) link
― NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:47 (twenty years ago) link
-- Pete (pb1...), May 20th, 2003 6:11 AM. (Pete) (later)
― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link
I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean. -- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 20th, 2003. (vassifer) (later) (link)
― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:55 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:59 (twenty years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link
-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link
-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:13 (twenty years ago) link
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:22 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:42 (twenty years ago) link
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:24 (twenty years ago) link
Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM
Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?
― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:27 (twenty years ago) link
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:34 (twenty years ago) link
A friend of mine was notified today that her regular consultation regarding a daily medication has been postponed for 11 months
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, October 23, 2021 12:37 AM bookmarkflaglink
probably don't want to know, but: kevin drew?
― mookieproof, Monday, October 25, 2021 10:29 PM bookmarkflaglink
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 26 October 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link
just imagine Bono nude
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 3, 2021 9:20 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 November 2021 05:47 (two years ago) link
I prescribe milk and trying some butt stuff going forward.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, November 4, 2021 1:34 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― joygoat, Thursday, 4 November 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link
You put one part of the V between your legs and angle the neck upward on a diagonal and it’s fine.
― Josefa, Sunday, November 7, 2021 3:48 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
^^Edited for the dirty
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link
Just vaseline your pole imago, their momentum gets them about three feet up before they just slide back down again
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Monday, January 31, 2022 3:23 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link
lol!
― calzino, Monday, 31 January 2022 15:39 (two years ago) link
ahaha i saw that and knew it'd end up here
― imago, Monday, 31 January 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
lol
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Monday, 31 January 2022 18:17 (two years ago) link
wow
― rob, Monday, 31 January 2022 18:24 (two years ago) link
I love both of you guys and would FAP anytime but I am really so mad about this, I'm just gonna unbookmark
― bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Tuesday, February 1, 2022 6:48 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link
Wait, I'm assuming Mendelssohn hated LZII. If he liked it, then the review stinks.― sund4r subramanian (sund4r), Monday, November 22, 2004 12:31 AM (seventeen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link
Ian's not coming over the top of me anymore, but it is going over Neanderthal.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, September 28, 2022 12:10 AM (thirty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― sorry, it's just Babe (2006) (Evan), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 04:12 (one year ago) link
sounds like there needs to be a big jack off to determine who's the first result
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, November 11, 2022 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 November 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link
oh great, now i wanna party with difficult listening hour's mom― alpine static, Thursday, February 2, 2023
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2023 04:52 (one year ago) link
haven't thought about that asshole in years
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, February 11, 2023 8:03 PM bookmarkflaglink
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 February 2023 01:04 (one year ago) link
Hope the obits spend as little time as possible on My Ding-a-Ling.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, March 18, 2017 5:29 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 February 2023 00:11 (one year ago) link
Plenty of us liked it in 2003. And she can like any color and temperature of cum she damn well pleases.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, February 18, 2023 10:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 18 February 2023 17:50 (one year ago) link
My hopes for Girlfriend are dwindling
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, February 20, 2023 2:51 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― na (NA), Monday, 20 February 2023 20:53 (one year ago) link
"My Year of Dicks" was easily, totally better all around.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, March 13, 2023 10:33 AM (thirty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 March 2023 15:37 (one year ago) link
I had blessedly forgotten James's turgidity.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, June 17, 2023 1:27 PM
― mookieproof, Saturday, 17 June 2023 18:33 (ten months ago) link
Nude slaps in this
― blue6ave, Tuesday, 31 January 2023 06:16 (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ledge, Thursday, 22 June 2023 12:04 (nine months ago) link
Yeah I also listened to as much as I needed to. I am a reasonably tolerant fan, but I don't need to spend six hours with Tony's organ
So to speak
― pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, June 27, 2023 10:30 AM bookmarkflaglink
― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 14:40 (nine months ago) link
So what ever happened to balls?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, July 13, 2023 9:51 PM bookmarkflaglink
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 July 2023 13:42 (nine months ago) link
there's - ordinarily - a left one and a right one, a lower and an upper one
im gonna say it would be pretty embarrassing not to have them sorted
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Friday, 14 July 2023 13:51 (nine months ago) link
i'm only at no.10 right now but yes, so far i feel the Big Issues™️ have always been red herrings and it's actually at its best when everything is v small and crappy beer and ppl being dumb weasely shits
― mark s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 18:26 (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 August 2023 18:09 (eight months ago) link
nice
― rob, Tuesday, 8 August 2023 20:54 (eight months ago) link
I sometimes skip pulling my pants down before i start peeing
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 9, 2023 3:35 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 20:40 (eight months ago) link
lol I was the one who said it first, he was just quoting me.
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 21:00 (eight months ago) link
bloody hell, piss clout theft going on here!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 21:30 (eight months ago) link
it's definitely funnier to imagine Tom D. saying it, sorry!
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 22:32 (eight months ago) link
you guys need to FAP immediately
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 31, 2023 5:15 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 August 2023 13:42 (seven months ago) link
I'm also edging pretty close to a $50 certificate, so I feel good about sitting tight and waiting
― Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, October 17, 2023 12:39 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 17:55 (six months ago) link
Scat, generally, is not my thing but I have no quarrel with those who enjoy that aspect of her career.
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, October 22, 2023 4:06 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Sunday, 22 October 2023 22:01 (five months ago) link
Budo, lol. I was tempted to phrase that differently but decided on what I thought was the safest path. Still perilous, apparently.
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:20 (five months ago) link
When did six feet become "not very big"?
― clemenza, Sunday, October 22, 2023 8:17 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 October 2023 02:47 (five months ago) link
michelle, because of the shia labeouf taint
― sonderangerbot, Friday, September 9, 2011 12:17 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 December 2023 18:45 (four months ago) link
So that's what the French in that Beatles song means
― STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 December 2023 19:52 (four months ago) link
that's settled it - I'm doing John Adams again!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, December 30, 2023 11:54 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 December 2023 17:58 (three months ago) link
Abigail not into threesomes iirc
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 December 2023 18:12 (three months ago) link
I certainly never forgot The Beaver
― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Tuesday, January 2, 2024 1:00 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 02:14 (three months ago) link
whiney i hope you're limbering up this is gonna take a lot of stretching
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:12 (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 23:41 (three months ago) link
So many great bears
― Οὖτις, Saturday, February 18, 2017 8:25 PM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:05 (three months ago) link
Smarter than the average
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 00:31 (three months ago) link
the Barry Keoghan penis thing was weird
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:14 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 21:18 (three months ago) link
Always happy for more Coffins!
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, February 14, 2024 1:06 PM bookmarkflaglink
omg does ur bloodlust know no bounds??!!!1!!!111!!!
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 18:09 (two months ago) link
absolutely fucking floored by this knob news lads, never even dreamed such a thing was possible
― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 February 2024 10:51 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ledge, Monday, 26 February 2024 10:56 (one month ago) link
xp - lol Neando
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 26 February 2024 15:55 (one month ago) link
got a ticket for 9/11 yeahhhhhhh
― Murgatroid, Wednesday, March 20, 2024 11:39 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 16:43 (four weeks ago) link
I’ve got two towers to paradise
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 16:49 (four weeks ago) link
he might be onto something with this diaper thing
― frogbs, Thursday, April 18, 2024 8:43 AM bookmarkflaglink
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:08 (yesterday) link