yeah that was one of my favorite bits, actually. The balls on that woman.
― kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
bah blocked at work. someone post it here.
― Ste, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link
ah doesn't matter, i can wait until i get home
― Ste, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Meanwhile, Jack Nicholson is eating it up.
― kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 14:30 (sixteen years ago) link
The balls on that woman.
yeah, it takes real bravery to attack paris hilton
― gabbneb, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
especially since it seems likely she had no idea paris was there--i'd have assumed paris wouldn't have shown up, what with jail and all.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 4 June 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link
well, the look on paris' face was actually funnier than the jokes
― kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought she did that joke precisely because she knew hilton would be there. it wouldn't be that funny otherwise, and while i'm not a fan of silverman i do think she's savvy.
― lauren, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
anyway, i'm pretty sure that as the host of a huge event that's scripted to the point of fakery, you know which megacelebrities are in the audience.
― lauren, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey L! I would imagine she would be all too happy to ridicule someone like Paris Hilton anyway.
― suzy, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i basically think she sucks and isn't very funny, unlike "the simple life" which is awesome and totally funny, so i'm the wrong person to ask in this argument i reckon.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 4 June 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
"lol lol look at me i'm cursing and i'm a girl and that's hot" <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< "lol lol look at me i'm a socialite on a farm and that's hot"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 4 June 2007 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
"lol lol i'm adam schefter and that's hot"
― TOMBOT, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^best
i think they're both annoying, but silverman wins this one.
(hey, s!)
― lauren, Monday, 4 June 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I SUGGEST EVERYONE WATCH THE CHEESE FUCKING VIDEO
― jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link
wait her joek is not actually funny
― ghost rider, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean it has the word "penis" in it, which is often a sign that you are hearing a joke, but it still doesn't seem to actually qualify as a "joke" and not "excuse for a lady to say penis"
― ghost rider, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
especially funny cause it was in the middle of an awards wtf
― jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
IT WAS FUNNY GHOST RIDER
wait r we talking same awards show penis joke?
― jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
it would've been funnier if she'd made fun of paris hilton for hating black people instead of liking penises, is all i'm saying
― ghost rider, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
cheese fucking?
hmm, she's hot, but that video isn't at all funny.
― darraghmac, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link
fucking tiny cheese u guys
― jhøshea, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I saw a Seinfeld the other day where she was Kramer's girlfriend....they decided they liked sleeping separately after sex. She was all gussied up like they do to women on Seinfeld: homely clothes, fluffed&side-parted hair...kinda wacky not seeing her in a baseball-style T shirt.
― Abbott, Monday, 4 June 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Also weird seing her not being Cussy McGussy
― Abbott, Monday, 4 June 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually funnier was her joke about Spiderman 3 being racist ("The minute he becomes black, he's suddenly an awesome dancer?") and her subsequent ridicule of the director cutting to Samuel L. Jackson ("See, that's good producing right there. 'Look, it's okay; the black thought it was funny!'").
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 June 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I've only seen her in Jesus is Magic. eh.
She's totally cute and I bet she'd crack me up at a party, but as stand up that performance was tepid. Maybe it's because that I'm not shocked or surprised that an attractive woman can be nasty?
Or maybe it's because I dislike most stand-up comedy, half of which seems to be, "Look at me. I'm offensive and OUTRAGEOUS!!!" Yawn.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link
OTM
― Abbott, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
I find her incredibly annoying and that show she had earlier this year was one of the least funny things I've ever seen.
― ENBB, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought her show as surprisingly funny, since I had never found her particularly funny before then. The scene where they're all sitting around the brunch table farting made me scream with laughter.
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm still not sure how I feel about her exactly but she was in this one episode of Star Trek Voyager once where they travel back into the past (our present) and Ed Begley Jr steals the Doctor (who is a sentient holographic projection) that I will forever remember as kind of interesting for something on Fox56 at 3 in the afternoon on a Saturday.
― nickalicious, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Woah, really? I just didn't get it and believe me, I tried.
― ENBB, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link
whoops x-post
that paris joke really wasn't funny, but hilton's reaction was good, and nicholson's reaction was hilarious.
― river wolf, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Admittedly, her show was a million times funnier when they focused on her gay neighbors than it was when it focused on her, but the abject horror in her eyes when she tries to fart, doesn't, and then the camera zooms in and she says sotto voce, "I pooped!" followed by a ridiculous poop song/fantasy sequence where she meets God... that was kind of brilliant to me.
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
she at least has lots of body hair apparently,that is more than paris can say..because she has it shaved professionaly.And the look on your Moms face when Marilyn Manson fkked u in blood for his video shoot,And the look on the Eskimo man,Aleutian.Alsace looks.And is that rubbing alcohol or did the attendent punch a hole in your side?It smells like a earth installation.
― danbunny, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://dl7.glitter-graphics.net/pub/290/290747xcwfouzgj1.gif
― danbunny, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u266/stevesghost/weed.gif
― danbunny, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.viraltags.com/freeanimations/vt1097473.gif
― danbunny, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/random/m2.gif a black walks into a bar and orders a drink three miutes later he is hauled away in a squad car for robbery and at these prices you won't see too many more
― danbunny, Monday, 4 June 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
the highlight of the awards was johnny depp's flannel tied around his waist.
― chaki, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.sarahsilvermanonline.com/gallery/albums/photoshoots/Magazine%20Scans/GQ%20February%202007/gq2007-02.jpg I require her
― luriqua, Sunday, 26 August 2007 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread sucks
― luriqua, Sunday, 26 August 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Signing stuff:
http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/rb_07_oct_05
― Alba, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice body, rodent-like face.
― Lolpez, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link
she smelled richard christy's balls the other day http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/20_74342.jpg
― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I just watched this. Looks like she grew a moustache/hasn't waxed in a while.
― svend, Saturday, 6 October 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8690/screenshotan9.png
― svend, Saturday, 6 October 2007 04:55 (sixteen years ago) link