Sarah Silverman: Funny or not? Hot or not?

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Sarah Silverman makes Tina Fey look about as sexy as an incontinent orangutan with Down's syndrome by comparison.

Jimmy Fallon, meanwhile, simply IS an incontinent orangutan with Down's syndrome.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 April 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sarah Silverman makes Tina Fey look about as sexy as an incontinent orangutan with Down's syndrome by comparison.

Jimmy Fallon, meanwhile, simply IS an incontinent orangutan with Down's syndrome!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 April 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah! I obviously mean it, maaaaaan.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 4 April 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Blount's first post is OTM. JBR's criticism is maybe too. But I think self-amusement can be ok, though, when there's substance behind it (Sarah, yes, Jimmy, no).

Tina Fey is not remarkable.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 4 April 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

i love female jewish comedians with black hair

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 4 April 2003 05:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

tina fey is too goy

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 4 April 2003 05:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...

I take back what I said about Jimmy Fallon. His discovery that all he needs for a dead-on Pat O'Brien impression is to pretend that he has a cold - well, it's the stuff of genius.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait. People think Molly Shannon's hot?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wish I had time to reproduce the Sarah Silverman snippet I caught while flipping past the end of some Comedy Central Colin Quinn show. It was about the birds and the bees. And it ended with "pretty soon, that little bee just can't get enough bird cock."

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sarah Silverman - the exact perfect balance of "yowzah!" and "HA!" that God should have held out for with all humans. Just tooooooo perfect.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

She reminds me of the hot older sister of the friend of the bar mitzvah boy who is bored to tears and wants to go smoke out back or better. She probably would have a name like Shoshanna or something though.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I stopped her from leaving her purse at the table at a Cafe in L.A. a few months back. She was very gracious, but she didn't offer me a joke as a reward... Oh well.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

mark p yr evil. sarah silverman roxxx.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 8 May 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

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― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

People who laugh at stand-up kind of bother me, unless you're drunk and it's Mitch Hedberg. The style is too hackneyed and tied to its own convention. Mitch Hedberg at least fucks with it, kind of- he doesn't bother with the inane and boring lead-ins and idiotic attempts at segues that mar so much comedy TO THIS DAY (which I find INEXPLICABLE, nay, INEXCUSABLE, since the form has been around forever).

That said, TF is more attractive than SS to me - but on the other hand, SNL licks chicken asses.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 8 May 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is Mitch Hedberg the Mitch with the glasses and the sort of drawl? (In other words, the guy whose last name I can never remember?)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Goddamn he's funny. And now I know his name! (Millar, if you haven't listened to any Lenny Bruce, I think you'd like him.)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Or Bill Hicks!!

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, come on. Sarah Silverman is funny.

In July 2001, she told a joke on the talk show "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" that went like this: When Silverman received a jury-duty notice, she complained to a friend that she didn't want to serve; the friend suggested she send back the form with something racist written on it, like "I hate chinks," because surely she would be ruled out as a juror. Silverman's reply? "I didn't want them to think I was racist, but I did want to get out of jury duty, so I wrote, 'I love chinks.'"

That's funny.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lenny Bruce, however, is not funny.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bah! I like Sarah Silverman, yeah, but Lenny Bruce is still funny. Not all of his material ages well -- but what does is still great.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kenan Hebert sucks.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

::slurp slurp::

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I think Lenny Bruce dates extraordinarilty badly. A routine about Hitler being inducted by a talent agency was riotous and egdy as hell in 1957, I'm sure, but who needs that when you've got Mel Brooks? I admire Lenny Bruce, but he doesn't make me laugh.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is Mitch Hedberg the guy who does kinda the Steven Wright thing... just a bunch of one-liners?

"Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. You can say, 'Bob, you're an alcololic!' You never hear anybody say, 'Bob, you've got lupus!'"

Is that the guy? Cause he's freakin' brilliant.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, basically. You never really see his eyes, either.

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the young guy who plays the new-agey piano. he's short, wears New Balance, does the late-night talk show circuit.

― Aaron A., Thursday, 8 May 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sarah Silverman: Funny. Hot. Crushed on by me.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

You crush on everyone.

― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

everyone except YOU

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, you already admitted it, bub, no one made you.

― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

well, i'm over it. deal with it. (and you're right, no one made me, but $20 gifts work wonders)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Whateverrrrrrr (*making W hand gesture*)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

dammit

― whoops, I mean Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (again) (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

sorry, didn't mean to expose you in front of everyone

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sadly, I do enough of that on my own.

― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

okay, now I REALLY don't have a crush on you.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

You shouldn't. I'm quite horrible, really.

― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

So I've heard.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I should live under a bridge! And eat goats!

I don't think I'd like that though, really.

― Wonder Twin Powers, Activate (luna.c), Friday, 9 May 2003 08:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven months pass...

Sarah Silverman: very hot, sometimes very funny also ... HOWEVER, I agree her dating Kimmel is a big strike against her. Kimmel is a talentless piece of sh*t and he should've stuck with the Man Show.

― Jeff D., Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

I'm all for hot smart girls dating dorky shlubs with serious manhandlage. There are few things I support so strongly.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

this is the second greatest thing ever said on ILX

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago) link

Hot, but not funny at all. The "oh look at me I made a Holocaust joke!" thing isn't as edgy as she wants it to be.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago) link

I take that back, she was funny in Heartbreakers - "He's not really into assplay."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago) link

Funny. Her joke about her pink immaculate asshole and never having shit is hilarious. And she's foxy. I saw her on Celebrity Poker and she's pretty good for a comedian.

― Star Hustler, Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago) link

this is the second greatest thing ever said on ILX

What's the greatest?

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 8 January 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

BLURILLAZ

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago) link

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