Sarah Silverman: Funny or not? Hot or not?

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"What's the opposite of edgy?"

Michael McIntyre

"not really very ahem white knight-like unless SS actually *is* reading this thread?"

im sure many are hoping this to be true

StillAdvance, Friday, 8 July 2016 11:16 (seven years ago) link

'hey guys i was just responding to news of sarah silverman's near-death with my assessment of her fuckability and a shrug over her continued existence on this planet you're all a bunch of whiny sjws' *adjusts fedora, flounces out*

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:18 (seven years ago) link

it's true, there is no reason to be anything other than hateful to celebs on the Internet unless you're secretly hoping they read it and fall in love with you and whisk you away to a magical dream life in their Hollywood mansion where you might get to hang out with nick kroll

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:22 (seven years ago) link

OTM

StillAdvance, Friday, 8 July 2016 11:29 (seven years ago) link

you are very bad at ilx

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:31 (seven years ago) link

StillAdvance, can u give me the date and location of your next pua seminar, I want to learn to stop being such a libtard cuck, thx bro

some anal dread (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 July 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link

Jesus Christ SA I've enjoyed kickin it w u on prince threads but u just used the term 'white knight' ffs

scarcity festival (Jon not Jon), Friday, 8 July 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

I am Sarah Silverman and I am reading this thread

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

well-met milady

O, Barack: flaws (wins), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

get lost, beta, I'm going with StillAdvance

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

friendzoned again :-(

O, Barack: flaws (wins), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

well-met milady

― O, Barack: flaws (wins), Friday, July 8, 2016 2:30 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think you mean 'well, actually-met'.

Waking Up Is For Suckers (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 July 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

when did this site become reddit

Treeship, Friday, 8 July 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link

hey mate, that never happened just keep calm and ilx on

a simba man (Will M.), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

literally subreddit

skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

she's a shitty actuary. nearly tanked my fortune 500 company single handedly.

― Treeship

so sick of people confusing sarah silverman and andrea leadsom

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

literally subreddit

― skateboard of education (rip van wanko)

downvoted

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

i'm not sure if it's more flattering to consider stilladvance a troll or to think that he's actually that much of an idiot

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link

thread makes me think a 'DJP' feature would be more useful than the 'FP' feature. hitting the DJP button would replace a posters posts with random selections from a pool of DJP posts.

guy: *garbage*
me: DJP'd ya, guy, sorry!
guy: *something pleasant about sex sounding like mac'n'cheese or the like*

Salsa Golf (Argentinean Ketchup) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

i'm not sure if it's more flattering to consider stilladvance a troll or to think that he's actually that much of an idiot

― wizzz! (amateurist)

everybody is an idiot sometimes. now, the fact that he still doesn't realize he was being an idiot is slightly more disturbing, but far from rare.

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

jesus. i only bothered to comment on her apparent hotness as that was in the thread title. i dont actually want her to die, or suffer, i just dont care for her. i didnt realise that people were so precious about what i see as simply a kind of gallows humour. im sure she wouldnt mind, yknow, cos shes just so cool and EDGY and everything. you are acting like im DMing her on twitter with vicious messages explaining in nasty detail how im going to dismember her or something. regardless, i am sure she will be fine, and you white knights will all get to enjoy her fabulously clever and cutting jokes for many years to come.

― StillAdvance, Friday, 8 July 2016 09:45 (11 hours ago) Permalink

gallows humor is when you're the one dying, moron

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

like when Jesus said "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani" on the cross, which translates roughly to "hey, hey, I'd fuck me"

Salsa Golf (Argentinean Ketchup) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 8 July 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

no genius

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 05:13 (seven years ago) link

no, genius

6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 05:27 (seven years ago) link

hawt

Treeship, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 05:28 (seven years ago) link

or not

Treeship, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 05:28 (seven years ago) link

i approved of her performance tonight but i think it would have been more effective without franken

Treeship, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 05:29 (seven years ago) link

Entertainers should stay out of politics. It soils both pursuits

calstars, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 11:36 (seven years ago) link

Why doesn't this lady ever get any older?

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 12:52 (seven years ago) link

bc she is only like 40 or something

Treeship, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

she moisturizes

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

Stays out of the sun.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

Once you see the before you'll be amazed at the transformation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0MHQk802I8

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

Also, she's at least 45. And she's got a great make-up crew, whoever they are.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

You think she has an entire team of make-up artists that, when she's driving from her house to UCB to do ten minutes unannounced in front of 60 seats, meet her backstage and spend an hour elaborately making her up?

Shakey δσς (sic), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

hey focusing on a famous woman's looks and age and casting aspersions on how she can manage to look young when she's in her 40s is really great

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

no genius

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 5:13 AM (18 hours ago)

yeah she's no dennis perrin, right?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link

hey focusing on a famous woman's looks and age and casting aspersions on how she can manage to look young when she's in her 40s is really great

― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, July 26, 2016 6:28 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^^

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

it's like if you keep doing that women might get the mistaken impression that you're judging them somewhat based on their appearance, which is obviously ludicrous

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:39 (seven years ago) link

Fair. Apologies for thoughtlessly contributing.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link

Sarah needs a new thread whose title doesn't encourage us to constantly debate her hotness.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

yup

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

Amen

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 July 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

perhaps: "Sarah Silverman, Genius or No?"

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

Call it "Conversations about AND conversations about conversations about Sarah Silverman"

a simba man (Will M.), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

xpost No aspersions here! I thought she looked great for whatever age, but especially for 45. When I was watching I did note her makeup, but mostly because especially in the HD TV world when everyone, man and woman alike, is absolutely pancaked with makeup, she wore it particularly well.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 July 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh7ZL3twAcs

Can't remember if this has been on the forum but it's a funny/horrible story

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 27 July 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link


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