Can we have a football picture thread?

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This is Luis Enrique, one of my favourite players:
http://d1o112.dk.telia.net/~u153500217/ENRIQUE06.JPG
And this is what football will look like as of tomorrow PM:
http://www.espnstar.com/jsp/cda/photo/upload/385364keane-roy-nov3.jpg http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer/news/2002/05/03/fa_preview_ap/t1_vieria_all.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Beardsley falling out wih Frank Rijkaard

http://www.mehstg.com/backpage/back12.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Gazza gets grabbed by A cock

http://www.ai.rug.nl/~oblivion/weblog/images/vinnyklein.gif

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:52 (twenty-three years ago)

hem hem

http://www.freddieljungberg.com/32new.jpg

nnnnnnnnnnnnngknnnnnnn

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

A footballing genius with a bad haircut.

http://www.richardgolz.de/images/matten/kicker9.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 09:59 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.interq.or.jp/red/mega/WORLDCUP2002/abel_xavier.jpg

Ho ho!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Days.
http://www.liverpool.is/myndir/legends/euro78kennedysoudal.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Kennedy!

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:04 (twenty-three years ago)

my god i never realised how big the European Cup was - they couldve had their communal lez-up bath in it

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

more nice legs please

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw Rivaldo's first game for Barca, against Real Sociedad. he scored twice - one free kick, and again from an impossible angle. I like the old-timey music that accompanies their arrival on the pitch.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

That's their "hymn" Mr Skillz, if you mean the great song that ends with a crescendo of "Barca BARCA BBBBBAAAAAAARRRRRRRRCCCCCCCAAAAAAA!!!"

I saw his first game after injury and he was booed off the pitch, it was a shame, Figo was amazing though. The biggest cheers of the night were for every one of the five goals that another team (possibly Sociedad) knocked past Real Madrid.

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:20 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the one. I tried to sing along like I knew the words. It was hard.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't know if this is going to work - I'm trying the geocities link trick...

http://www.geocities.com/lucyalder/Murdoch.txt

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh

what's the trick?

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Upload the file, then click Rename and change the .jpg to a .txt. If I remember correctly, DG is responsible for discovering this little miracle.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

http://worldcup.hp.infoseek.co.jp/player/henry.gif http://worldcup.hp.infoseek.co.jp/player/henry1.gif
Thierry Henry Lego!

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:12 (twenty-three years ago)

1910's Northampton Town hero and racial equality figurehead Walter Tull

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/FWWtull.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:17 (twenty-three years ago)

The Closest Thing To Perfection Ever Viewed On Earth

http://www.fedeegigi.com/varie/italia_1982/images/italia_1982_800x600.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

David Busst's Career Ending Injury

http://www.360soccer.com/images/bussted.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

oh sweet jesus that is horrible.

That picture made my friend Martin throw up shortly before a sundal league match. He had had a skinfull the night before but still.....

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Euw nasty. Surely this isn't gonna start a thread of nasty footie injuries....

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.canadasoccer.com/images/media/radzinski_hs.jpg
Okay so he doesn't get Wayne's attention but he's still the best Canadian striker going.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"Canadian"....."Striker"????

DOES NOT COMPUTE

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's hear it for the ref
http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/rubriche/sondaggi/200204/12/3cb6982d02fee/Collina.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.footballculture.net/photos/images/pitch_pitch3.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"Canadian"....."Striker"????
DOES NOT COMPUTE

Your telling me. We got defense and goalies up the wazoo (relatively) but the only person scoring goals internationaly plays on the women's team (Christine Sinclair).

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nhsoccer.com/us/jpg/alan05.jpg
Alexi 'Catweasel' Lalas

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.lycos.co.uk/Crispin_S/histor5.gif

aerial view of Man U v Aston Villa Premiership clash from 1996

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

The world keepy-uppy champion (aka Milene Ronaldo)

http://www.citysite.it/news/page/fotonews/ronaldo/Ronalda02.jpg

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.harchester.net/images/5-images/5-match.jpg

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Fletcher, Rawsthorne (I think) - who's 21?

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.sportsline.com/u/photos/ap/2002/may/header051902.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

poor Danny Rawsthorne

I haven't seen dream team in a while, I feel out of touch.

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

21 is Peggsy

I love Dream Team, it is the best thing EVAH

When I grow up I want to be Lynda Block

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we have a football picture thread?

Er...no. We may not. We already have a kitten thread, a monkey thread, and a real estate agent thread. That, young man, should be enough for anyone!

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a FOOTBALL MUNKI till I die!!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

that really doesn't look like Peggsy. Did he ever recover?

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think so. And Nikki Peggs never even mentions him these days :-(

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't know if this is going to work.
http://www.soccernet.com/images/ah/seaman0413_lg.jpg
Our other striker being stonewalled by Seaman.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

YAY Dream Team. Danny Rawsthorne RIP.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.matmi.com/newimages/monkey.gif

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38351000/jpg/_38351951_nayim_300.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Dream Team is the worst football related soap drama ever - I can't even enjoy it on an ironic level. Lynda Block is a fox tho, in a 'slappery' kinda way

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

socrates, greatest ever outfield player to smoke 20 a day:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1620000/images/_1621661_brazilx150.jpg

― matthew james (matthew james), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.picstuff.co.uk/PICSTUFFPAGE/jpegs/soccerkids.jpg

― gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

stevem you heathen. Dream Team is the Pride and Prejudice to Footballers Wives' George and Lynne

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

but 10 people associated with the club in some form seemed to get killed every season...and it had Stefan Dennis in it....oh the humanity...

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

http://media.theinsiders.com/Media/NFL/52_Barry-Sanders-Front.JPG

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

stefan dennis. he could make me feeeeeel gooooood.

― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Football, Mr. Diamond. Not tosspottery.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Have now given up search for photo of Carlo Corazzin. Boo.

― kieron, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Very well then.
http://www.womensoccer.com/gifs/hamm.jpg http://www.sfgate.com/traveler/postcards/chastain.jpg

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Woohoo!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Every discussion of football needs a mention or two of Pele. Someone with a faster connection find some good ones!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.volcanostore.com/graphics/pele.jpg

Pele is the essential spirit of Hawaii's volcanoes -- venerated as a Goddess by the Hawaiian people, respected as a basic energy form by all who witness Her eruptive power, and personified as a ethereal human form by those who tell tales about Hawaii. No one has ever captured Pele's nature so well as Herb Kane, dean of Hawaiian artists, tells of Pele in this well-illustrated small book of fascinating prose and original art.

apparently...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

also on the google image search for pele there is, i kid you not, A FLUFFY KITTEN four rows down, but this has seemingly disappeared (hopefully adopted and not anything else...) from the site that was hosting it. this might work:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:TvI9Jb08P4cC:www.cuhumane.org/adopts/020911/pele.jpg

but it's here:
http://images.google.com/images?q=pele&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

what is it with cats called pele?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

A fluffy kitten named after Pele is obviously the world's greatest thing.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Something similar from Mr Rooney would be lovely on Saturday:

http://www.bigbluetube.com/acatalog/scan/BBT065large.jpg

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

my ex-dentist as per the "brushes with greatness" thread

http://cards.littleoak.com.au/197071_fks/379_Jim_Craig.JPG

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

and just so I can laugh at the ridiculousness of John Hartson's testimonial to hair-regrowth

http://www.advancedhair.com.au/celebrity_testimonials.html

(scroll down)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

this is what he looks like now (i.e not a good testimonial for hair regrowth, though God knows where else he's been applying it....)

http://www.soccernet.com/images/scotland/cfcs/hartsonceleb_lg_150x200.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.liberiansoccer.com/pLAYERSPAGES/zizi_r1.jpg

Zizi Roberts, newest edition to the Colorado Rapids (formerly Olympiakos). I saw his first game with the club the other night, quite impressive.

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38321000/jpg/_38321457_valderama1.jpg

Speaking of hair.

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, we need a Pele:
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa/en/pf/20011221/i/3490332718.jpg

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 10:58 (twenty-three years ago)

For Kieron, Carlo Corrazin being presented with the 1998/1999 Northampton Town Player of the Year award.

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/ntfc/inter99.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 11:56 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.graffitipress.it/Sport/20020720BeachSoccer/3808.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

who would be in an ILX XI?

i volunteer to be goalie, as long as i can come out every now and then Barthez style

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd go right back, obviously. My speciality would be crippling opposing wingers with reckless challenges.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned has proper goalie hair though, Steve. I'd have you as a nippy winger, linking up nicely with Ronan up front.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Gareth on the bench as a supersub, coming on late with the hope of altering the direction of the game.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham as Neil Warnock, obviously.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll be a glamorous wife

― j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:47 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not quick enough to be a winger...if the pitch was twice as long i could do it tho maybe, and i could cut off my left foot and it would be more useful

still, see the 'fcuking sunny day' thread for my first hint (of many to come) that we need to get all the footie lovers on ILX together for a game very soon

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-three years ago)

j0e i envisage you as the physio, also supplying refreshments at half time

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 12:52 (twenty-three years ago)

For Kieron, Carlo Corrazin being presented with the 1998/1999 Northampton Town Player of the Year award.

Another Canadian striker. Now at Oldham though isn't he?
http://www.canadasoccer.com/images/media/corazzin_hs.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-three years ago)

thank you dom p... and mr n, yes i think that giancarlo is still at oldham. REAL FOOTBALL.

― kieron, Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

If we could go back to when I was fit (we're talking the 1970s), I'd be left back. I was good at football, in the days when I could run more than four inches without needing a good lie down.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Left midfield. England have tried most everyone down there, law of averages dictates that they will eventually get round to me. Plus which my hair is really very, very flouncy.

And on the subject of hair, there is now far too much of it on this thread. We need balance. We need:

For truly, there is nothing this man cannot do, apart from possibly going in goal.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.viplanet.nl/assets_tracker/kolom_c/jc1828_9203.jpg

God.

― Omar (Omar), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

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