do you still have your original genitals

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― duane, Friday, 18 April 2003 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, i'm kind of late w. this shit. do people still even do this anyway, i'm way to shit out of the loop.

― duane, Friday, 18 April 2003 04:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I remixed mine during puberty, but the beat's the same.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 April 2003 04:57 (twenty-three years ago)

as far as i know

― hellbaby (hellbaby), Friday, 18 April 2003 05:39 (twenty-three years ago)

in these postmodern times, who's to say whats original anymore?

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 18 April 2003 07:10 (twenty-three years ago)

slight wear and tear but otherwise in good working order

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 April 2003 08:47 (twenty-three years ago)

No, circumcised

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Friday, 18 April 2003 09:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"slight wear and tear but otherwise in good working order"

I genuinely, honest-to-god, read that as:

"slight wear and tear but otherwise in good wanking order"

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 April 2003 09:21 (twenty-three years ago)

same diff

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 April 2003 10:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Doesn't our epirdermis entirely replenish itself every seven years? I'm on my fourth fore skin!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 18 April 2003 10:04 (twenty-three years ago)

does it happen on the same day for all men?

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 18 April 2003 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, you're like snakes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Sub thread topic:

Do you have genitals?

― Skottie, Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

I had my testicles "riced". Stripe decals, nitrous, clear taillights, everything. Even had 'em lowered.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Now you go even faster than before.

Did I say "go?" I'm sure I meant...

― Skottie, Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, no. I just look faster. But I corner really well.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I still have your original genitals.

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i heard michael jackson bought the rights to your genitals. they can't be used without going through him first.

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:56 (twenty-three years ago)

i heard michael jackson bought the rights to your genitals.

And he's licensing them out to advertisers

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Just so long as he doesn't accidentally set them on fire.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha "had them lowered", that killed me

― (the late) duane, Saturday, 19 April 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

still in the original.. erm... box.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 19 April 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

revive

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

are you trying to tell us something?

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

I added a set of spinners.

― milo z, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Spinners are *so* 2005. It's all about LEDs now.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

I got purple neon under my balls

― kenan, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

hydraulics required an entirely too-invasive procedure

― milo z, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

You already HAVE hydraulics!

― kenan, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

replaced by burritos 2 years ago

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Replaced by latebloomer's genitals 18 months ago.

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

Considering the process of apoptosis and regeneration and, since I am a male, spermatogenesis, I'd have to say, technically, that I do not.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

the design, however, still conforms to the original blueprints.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

Though considerably larger and more hirsute.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Have you considered adding bay windows, or perhaps a kitchen island?

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Embedded HD-DVD player, obv.

― en i see kay, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Hidden premise: we all had, at some time, our original genitals.

― moley, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

I traded mine to some squirrel for 2 walnuts. Who's the clever one? Who's the clever one?

― dice in my pockets, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

i heart duane!

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 April 2007 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

You're calling yours duane?

― StanM, Thursday, 26 April 2007 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think mine is that original.. maybe bigger, but it's pretty much a classic model

― ken c, Thursday, 26 April 2007 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

yaow?

mine actually got rearranged last august, invaded like some vine from a neighbor's yard. as of tuesday, well let's just say the doc got out his can of "round up" and weed-wacked that errant ribbon of gut back to where it came from. back to basics.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 April 2007 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't even punctured the clingwrap on mine

― bernard snowy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

― blueski, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

oh is that what it stands for?

i have a little extra.

― CharlieNo4, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

little extras tend to get only small parts.

― blueski, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

Tracer, your story gives me the fear. (I presume your wife had even more of the fear.)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

Through the process of cellular mitosis, I suspect that my original genitals have been refurbished to the point where nothing original remains.

― Aimless, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

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