do you shake your genitals?

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In the wind or in a window?
Where was the last place you shook 'em?

― SB-Radshaw (Simeon), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:33 (twenty-three years ago)

at the end of a piss.

― hstencil, Friday, 18 April 2003 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

This message board has gone straight to hell.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

shake your love, i just cant shake your love.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 18 April 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you shake them or do they just tremble all by themselves? And have you ever wondered WHY?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Shake! You gotta shake somethin'!

― Morris Day (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"do you shame your genitals?" "do you shape your genitals?" "do you shale your genitals?" "so you shade your genitals?" etc etc etc

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

My favorite is shame, Dan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"Why can't you be more like the Wilson's genitals?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

"do you stake your genitals?"

― matthew james (matthew james), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"Do you flake your genitals?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you fake your genitals?

― Rockist Scientist, Friday, 18 April 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

strap ons to thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you bake your genitals?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

How do you take your genitals? ("straight up")

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:29 (twenty-three years ago)

y-y-y-y-ye-e-e-e-e-es-s-s-s-s

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 18 April 2003 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER!!!

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 19 April 2003 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Do your genitals flake?

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I have the cutest little pubic rake to address my crab issues!

― Aaron A., Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

What about the crabs' issues? You may be wrecking happy, fulfilling lives.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't say I used it. The crabs are cuter than the brush!

― Aaron A., Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Do your genitals flake?

Were a part of the ILX community when Dan Perry shared with us the powerfully evocative word "bootyflakes"?

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you break your genitals?

― ow (gabbneb), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

*vomits*

― jm (jtm), Saturday, 19 April 2003 01:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd probably not read a thread with the word bootyflakes in the subject, on the assumption that it was about some kind of obscure breakfast cereal.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Saturday, 19 April 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you exfoliate your genials?

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 19 April 2003 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you defoliate your generals?

― Skottie, Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you excoriate your genitals?

― Skottie, Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I defenestrate mine. The neighbours have been complaining.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 19 April 2003 15:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you expropriate your genitals?

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 19 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you excommunicate your genitals?

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 19 April 2003 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

or expatriate them?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 19 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you irritate your genitals?

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 19 April 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)

that's a two-way thing, Kim.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 19 April 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

ARE YOU DISCOMBOBULATED BY YOUR GENITALS?

― Simeon (Simeon), Saturday, 19 April 2003 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you believe genitals are the answer?

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 20 April 2003 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

to certain questions, yes, yes I do

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 20 April 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you hate yr genitals?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 20 April 2003 10:54 (twenty-three years ago)

it's just like that INXS song!

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 20 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Genitals is the worst word ever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 April 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah, that's "cluster", I always thought it sounded like a horrible venereal disease.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Matos has given me a truly terrible idea

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 20 April 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

eight years pass...

Do people still post timid, earnest inquiries about pubic grooming all over the internet, or has everybody pretty much figured their shit out? Ah, those were the days.

― kkvgz, Monday, 1 August 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

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