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I notice I'm one of the few people around here who is risking being Googled by my full name (apart from Ned, which puts me in elite company, to be sure, but hardly makes me feel safer). And besides, "Kenan" is apparently not good enough for Alex in NYC. I've tried "Angus" on for size, but it's a little beefy for me.

So name me. Go. Best entry wins.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 12:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I will name you Sharona.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

But I'm a boy! Didn't you see the results of my test? I'm really, REALLY a boy.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, you are then going to be Maria.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Vickie!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 21 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

gloria

― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Conan the 'Erbert

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

That would work if my name was Herbert, but it's not.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

i shall call you twelve.

― otto midnight, Monday, 21 April 2003 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

K-Herb

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Ke-bert

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

seriously dude, go with the herb flow!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Jigglypuff Wooster Hramaladong

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Hilarious. But too long.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:21 (twenty-three years ago)

T-Bone.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Killer!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:23 (twenty-three years ago)

K-Uger.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Mad Dog. Mad Dog Hebert (so long as Hebert is pronounced ee-bear)sounds like an AWA wrestler's name.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

K£N@N H£B£RT

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Siskle And Herbert, if you decide to pronounce "Herbert" the way Bryan wants you to.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Very pretty, jel.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:27 (twenty-three years ago)

but hardly makes me feel safer

Hey now. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Søren Aaby Kierkegaard!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Sigh. My name is Hebert, not Herbert. But I guess if I was going to argue about that, I wouldn't need a pseudonym.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

i didn't mean I feel threatened by you personally, Ned.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah good, you have already fallen victim. Now, your PIN numbers, please.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my god, so I made a typo, obviously I meant Hebert otherwise my joke makes even less sense than it already does.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, I think if you run my credit report you'll find that I'm not worth the trouble.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"Hroger" Hebert
K-Bert
Bert Bot 3000
Kenan the Kuddly

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't be "Kuddly" and still speak reverently of the Stooges.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

TV EYE!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

DUDLEY! (in honor of Arnold's friend on Diff. Strokes)

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

The Eh Bear

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Quigley Down Under
Joyful T. Sorrow

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Embrace the googlers.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

ha, what kind of fool would have Herbert as part of their name anyway? (For anyone who has wondered what the H in the middle of my AIM ID might stand for...)

But you don't need to change your name much to foil evil googlers - Keanu Herbert would be enough. Or Ken an' Barbie.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

There's no shame in Herbert, Martin.

Here's what I'm thinking:

Manfred J. Bloombottom
Crafty McDougal
Mister Hefty
Polonius Jones
Baxter Greenteeth
Tootie

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Hetty Sorbet
"Sterling Clover"

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

Iiiiiiiiiit's:

H-Bert!

(You know, like Q-Bert, only not as rotund and faintly alien-looking)

Or I could look up any introductory posts you've made and figure out from your interests what suits you best, but that just wouldn't be as goofy/fun.

― Dee the Lurker (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

You could have a alias for trolling: Master Baiter

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Kee (Urgent and)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Rocco Siffredi

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone named Dean Hebert just sent me some spam. Perhaps you could take that name on?

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

KenanNotKell

― C J (C J), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Then there's always this route:

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabado

― Jonathan, Monday, 21 April 2003 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Pick one from here:

The simple joy of stupid spam names

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Courtesy of that anagram dealie:
DYLAN VAN OVEN

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Kenan Ramone.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 April 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Peachy Kenan

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

DYLAN VAN OVEN

What's than an anagram of?

I like Kenan Ramone. Much better than Sharona. Although as you know, Ally, I relish the though of being "your" anything.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, that's an anagram of my name.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Squiggy

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 21 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

GilmoreTrout

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

CockGardener

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahaha. No on the second one. But the first one is very nice.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

T.J.Wookie

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

His Pants Are Alive.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:05 (twenty-three years ago)

BarkingAnus

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:05 (twenty-three years ago)

These are fine band names, too.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

ToeMonger
His Majesty, King Ted
lascivious
A Name I Call Myself
keebler (for arguing w/nabisco)

― buttch (Oops), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Henne Trabke has a nice Prussian feel to it

― Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 21 April 2003 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I like:

nanbert

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 21 April 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Pafnuti Ksenofontovich

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Barry

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Ted

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

William

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Neil

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

stosh

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:19 (twenty-three years ago)

alwaysfuckinisthelifeforme

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 April 2003 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Bert

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 00:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Terry

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Gary

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

joshua

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

MANDIBLE

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Swayorna Crudcup

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)

My name's Jeanie but my friends call me Shauna

― Shauna (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Super Destroyer Mark III

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 02:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

The Man Formerly Known As Sheila

― Jonathan, Tuesday, 22 April 2003 10:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Hortense Itchy
Mordecia Stiggler
Lefthead Jarboe
Slug
Ivan Lorrie Xavier

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 10:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Madge Bishop's Shellsuit.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Or, you can be Cozen II if you want. Or I'll e-mail you the pass to Cozen so I can finally get out of this place.

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 11:12 (twenty-three years ago)

youngstud18

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Maggie Thatcher

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

The Magiriffic Stupendadiculous Amazing Wonderful Super Special Guy

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Ken

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Ke-Nan The Barbarian

Scooby-Doo

Max(ine) Ernst

Scrappy-Doo

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 02:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Kenan Mustard (might not make sense unless you know about Keens Mustard)
da Keenman
I.R. Roxor

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 05:37 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.3drealms.com/keenhistory/keen4title.gif

― gabriel (gabe), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 08:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Spiffard Q Farquar
Quasmarlemeu
Chlortrimaton
(the last two are names of alien characters I played in my friend's sister's 'movie')

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

commander keen roxored, i'm all gay

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

You're not one of ILX's librarians are you? Then you could be Kenan The Librarian. That would be good.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought of a new one:

THE H-FACTOR!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I might start calling myself "the jel"

― the jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Me likes

― the buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Kenan "Boom-Boom" Washington

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

World B. Free
I mean: World "Boom-Boom" Free

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I have registered this name, jel, and am holding it hostage until you complete Metroid Prime. 1%.

― the jel (the jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

hot damn! :(

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I suppose John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is a little too long?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

happyharryhongo

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Hair Gone-grow (will make no sense unless you're familiar w/everyone's favorite ILMer)

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

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