This is the thread where we take bets how long it will take my boss to take me out for Secretary's Day 2003.

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Last week, my boss took me out for Secretary's Day. From 2002. Will he beat this record! The hunt is on!

PS Happy Secretary's Day to any executive assistants reading this.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

*wipes eyes*

I somehow do not think this will happen to this "personal assistant".

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHA he must've read this thread as suddenly he just ran out the door "to do a quick errand for like 10 minutes". I guess it's because my other boss bought me a card and a woman in the office bought me a gift and the other secretary has bushels of flowers!!!

Don't worry, dahling, I am used to being completely taken for granted by you, in fact I am counting on it in order to make my departure so much more devastating!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

My boss forgot. And it's even on our huge wall calendar (as a holiday, I didn't write it on there!). Oh, well. AT least it's almost lunchtime!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Ladies, thanks for being my fantasy secretaries.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

he'd better get it in before you quit!

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-three years ago)

WE WENT OUT TO LUNCH STOP THE MOTHAFUCKIN' PRESSES!!!! I am in shock.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:09 (twenty-three years ago)

bidizingo.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Somehow, my rumored affair with one of them was worked into the lunch conversation.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

we're going to lunch because I made reservations... it may just be everyone's assistants going, but that's okay because I have the firm credit card.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

and I hate everyone you work with, Ally

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

We're leaving in about 20 minutes - when I come back, I expect to be a little bit drunk.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

it would be good if y'all were a little drunk, too

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't get jack!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Though I did spend my lunch break window shopping for shoes (and going to the post office).

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I drank at lunch too! Combined with my hangover from last night, I am doing A-OK!

I also got flowers! And a gift! It's like I got sent to a different place to work for a day, a place where people love me and appreciate my existance.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, I might be jealous of your presents, but I don't envy your work!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

What would that be like?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I should take this opportunity of this special bizarro world day to start drinking at my desk.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

amen, sistah

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, I'll be having a strawberry margarita. Yes, Please. (I just had a mango tango one last night - would that make me an alcoholic?)

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Drinking at yr desk = the new shagging during lunch.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

One margarita a day is hardly alcoholic, I must've had 5 drinks last night.

nickalicious I've already had those rumors spread so it's time to come up with something new and unusual.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

sarah is that your email? cos if so, you've got mail

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd prefer shagging at lunch - though not with anyone I work with

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

I usually shag myself off at lunch. Its not fun when there is a dude taking a dump in the next stall over.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Off for the drinking. I shall return.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate you all.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

But I love you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

ok. i love you too.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

*tears up*

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

*masturbates*

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

*watches*

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

*eats corndog*

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

haha.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

*bingo*

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

*hongro*

― hstencil, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't worry, dahling, I am used to being completely taken for granted by you, in fact I am counting on it in order to make my departure so much more devastating!

Ally, thanks for reminding me of this lyric:

"And every night I hatch my plan, it's not a case of
woman v man. It's more a case of haves against haven'ts and I just
happen to have got what you need, just exactly what you need, yeah. La
la la la la la la la la la, in the midnight hour. La la la la la la la la la la"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Thank you, Luna! :)
http://www.corbecgold.com/Resources/adorablepuppy.jpeg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

How come no one has mentioned that there's no such thing as Secretary's Day? At least on our office calendar, it's called Administrative Professionals Day. That's right, I'm professional. I'm even wearing a tie today, so suck on that. We're going to lunch tomorrow because there was some schedule conflict today.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Yesterday: Earth Day
Today: Secretaries Day
Tomorrow: Armenian Martyrs Day
Friday: Arbor Day

What a week!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:30 (twenty-three years ago)

where did find out that stuff?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Friday is Arbor Day? That would make it a tree day weekend, then.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

My Simpsons calender has weird holidays and celebrity birthdays on it. Yesterday was Charles Mingus' birthday. Today is the birthday of Serge Prokofiev, Cow Cow Davenport, and Roy Orbison. Tomorrow it's Joe Henderson and Barbara Streisand.

Plus, it's got screenshots of many of my favorite episodes (this month's is from the Bart/Milhouse Super-Squishy Bender episode).

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

www.earthcalendar.net

It was Secretary's Day before they changed it to Administrative Professionals Day. I have yet to remind my coworkers that this is their day to bow down before me, for fear that they will remind me that I'm hardly "professional".

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I PREFER THE WORD SECRETARY, IT IS SLUTTIER.

http://www.laemmle.com/films/s/secretary.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, I bought that, Secretary, as a gift for one of my assistants. Hopefully she doesn't now think I'm a psycho.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I am back and I am hammered. Yay.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the way to do it. Unfortunately my wine has worn off completely.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Fernando and I started with the berry margarita trio and then moved on to the 24 carat margarita - which was about 3 in itself - between us we spent $124 on booze alone

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

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I'm a little drunk and I need to flirt. Make this happen.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

*stammers like a buffoon* followed by:"you're hottt! let's shag like bunny rabbits"

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah um ok, bring it

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

oh no, not that trap again. I've already used all my frequent flyer miles up, hun.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

oh it's already been broughten.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

this takes too long - I need something faster

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

What if I posted a picture of scott baio?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

faster than bunny-rabbits?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

You got a butt that won't quit.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You're hot and make me sweaty. [further comparison deleted due to extreme nastiness]

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

email it to me, cause now I gotta know

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

it's not that good. it involved hot dogs, so I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

wuss.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, I'm not really in a flirty mood: my boss just told me next week will be my last here. (i'm temping here, but I've been here since August!)

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

well that's a downer

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah. fortunately I live in a delusional world were the week after next doesn't exist. (and I never worry about myself cuz 'i'll fall into something somehow')

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

so then you should be flirty, jeez

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm good at dealing w/bad things, but they fester in the back of my head like undone chores.
Anyway, I think I could go for a drink.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I wasn't talking about alcohol ;)

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

do you see how this isn't helping? I'm having to think and be serious and shit. I'm almost trashed - come on!

Come on, I'll buy you a drink. Or three.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

hmm

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Alright, I'm here.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Girl, you've been gone away a real long time
Now I really went out of my mind
I miss your lovin' when you left, baby you did
Ah baby, come here, let me caress you
Ah ah baby let us, ah tell me what you missed
Come here, sugar, and get to this
Ah baby, I want you here
I want to do something free to you
I want to feel what I've felt long
Ah baby, come get to this

Ooo remember, baby, how you made me feel just like a king
Ah, I've been waiting
I'm ready for you to start doin' the things
So I'll know you're mine
You're so fine, so petite, oh candy sweet
Ah, I've been waiting
Come here, baby, get to this

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Sweet love, sweet love, oh so good
Get back here from the depths, we have to get back
Oh, nothin's changed, you're still sweet as the mornin' rain
Girl, I'm standin' ready to
Love you, babe, make it good to you

Ooo I need your love
Don't make me wait, I can't wait
Oh I'm so impatient for your love
Come here, sweet sweet baby, get to this

Girl, I know you've been gone a long time
You nearly blew my mind, baby
Girl, you've been gone for so long
I'm so glad, glad that you call me your baby

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

well alright

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

You NEVER have to be serious around moi.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

hallelujah!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

My grandmother just died.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:03 (twenty-three years ago)

bwarhaharhaheee! I couldn't keep a straight face

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:03 (twenty-three years ago)

im eating ravioli. in the buff.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes but are you listening to Marvin Gaye? Otherwise, forget it

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm here at work. in the buff. staring at my life-size poster of Marvin Gaye.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh here.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

buttch, you're so hot

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Your ability to walk thanks me for being 2000 miles away

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

haha.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

You'd be surprised

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks Chris - that was goooooooooooooood

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

How sturdy are those pigtails?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

i know.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Ya'all are filthy!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

hey leave me out of this, im married.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

oh they're sturdy enough

(and I am completely filthy - it's part of my charm)

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Man you guys abandoned me!

There's no love...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, it's kinda hard to post from my car. But I have made an unaccustomed post-work return because I gotz mad love

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

In that case, I will forgive you

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm just doin' laundry, chillin' in my boxers, baby.(must not use luna pics for naughty purposes)

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmm laundry

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:01 (twenty-three years ago)

or something

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:04 (twenty-three years ago)

off to go smoke a bowl and hit the drums. WYWH :(

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

and I'm off home, secretaries' day having been a smashing success so far. catch y'all later!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:15 (twenty-three years ago)

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