If ILXors were puppets and you pulled their strings, what would they say?

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As inspired by the other puppet thread.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)

they shouldn't say anything when their strings are pulled.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, BABY..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Insert Gier joke here.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"The puppetmaster tried to kiss me today."

― Wouldn't you like to know (Amused), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:41 (twenty-three years ago)

" WE DON'T NEED NO NEDUCATION..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan's would say "Bootyflakes"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

if you stick out yr index finger and poke the trife puppet in the belly it calls you a racist

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"But it's daybreak, if you wanna believe
It can be daybreak, ain't no time to grieve
Said it's daybreak if you'll only believe
And let it shine, shine, shine
All around the world (sing it to the world, sing, sing)".

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Mine would have to say something annoyingly twee about kitty cats.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"Furry Pussy"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:03 (twenty-three years ago)

"So, like, are you single?"

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I would want mine to say "Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I would make them flouce!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"Waaah! No one ever name checks me on the popularity thread! Waah!" (wets self).

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Mine would say 'please answer my thread!' :-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I Am A Werewolf Hoooooowl!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"DON'T LEAVE. WE. ARE. ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU. OUT THERE"

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

If you tickle the Jess one, it calls you corny.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:52 (twenty-three years ago)

That's FLOUNCE, Mr. Noodles. Spell it right. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)

did y'all hear about the Tickle-Me-Emo doll? Press its stomach and it goes "I might be gay!"

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 13:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Mine would obsessively wash dishes and mutter about dirt.

― kate, Friday, 25 April 2003 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"i like slayer"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

"claass. . .claaass. . .SHUUUTTT UPPPP!!!! Thank you."

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

The Bryan doll would say "Sorry!"
The Ally doll would say "That's the best post of all time ever!"
The Carey doll would chuck a small furry thing at you then laugh.
The Julio doll would say something cryptic about Derek Bailey and then laugh softly to itself.
The Ned doll would somehow manage to say en emoticon out loud.
The Noodles doll would somehow manage to utter a typo.
The nickalicious doll would bounce up and down wildly shrieking incoherently, but in a very joyous way.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

"DO NOT FEEL THE VIBE"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

The Sean doll would come with a bonus Grizzly Bear puppet.

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 17:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Seans doll would rap. grizz syle.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

And the Momus doll, of course, would say so much every time you pulled the string, ranging wildly from Japanese culture to philosophy to whatever, that it would require a special memory chip 800 times the size of that found on any of the other dolls.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)

...but it still could only see outta one eye.

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

and would be too heavy for most people to bother with

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

No, the nabisco puppet would need a big memory chip too. But I would probably put him up on the shelf so I wouldn't feel stupid compared to his insightful comments on whatever subject comes up.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

The nabisco puppet would say "a)" and "b)" a lot.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

The Ned doll would somehow manage to say en emoticon out loud.

Have you met the Ned? He actually does pronounce the ";-)" -- it's beautiful.

― Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

The Chris V puppet would make an O face and say "bingo".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Holy Shitcakes! You stole my exact idea, nza.

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

The nickalicious doll would bounce up and down wildly shrieking incoherently, but in a very joyous way.

Best. Doll. Ever.

The Mary Doll would come with every sporting outfit, ever.
The hstencil Doll would go "How you doin'?" at all the female dolls.
The Alex in NYC Doll would set shit on fire.
The gareth Doll would always be drunk.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I never get any love on the meta threads

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

The Chris V. Doll would wear a robe and smoke a pipe.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

The James Blount doll would be a funny fucker that occasionally pissed off the sensitive dolls, get kicked out, and then allowed back later, cuz we missed him?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

JAmes, DIMHTHTCHJAAY.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

wha?

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

You said you don't get no love.

I said Deep in My Heart There's a House that can Hold Just About All of you

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

geeta doll - "KORITFW!"

― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

For the James Blount puppet, see my answer upthread.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

The Tom Ewing Doll is like one of those dolls where you can "cut" its hair and then press a pump and more hair comes out, except instead of head hair, it's a beard.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

haha!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

And it never answers e-mails. Puppet e-mails, obv.

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

James Blount puppet says 'I tell ya, I never gets no respect. None', in Dangerfield voice obv.

― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Nate Patrin doll says "I fear my taste is too canonical".

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I never get any love on the meta threads

You and me both. :^{

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 25 April 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

The Nick Southall doll says "I don't belive in a soul, you insufferable cunts."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 25 April 2003 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

taking sides: getting no love vs. being a caricature

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

THE DAN PERRY DOLL DOES NOT SAY "BOOTYFLAKES".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 April 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i see dan is opting towards the former

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 22:23 (twenty-three years ago)

people aren't making these personal enough. It's not what they'd say WITHOUT your help, it's what they'd say if YOU were in charge. And I'd make the Dan Perry doll lipsync Johnny Gill's "Rub You The Right Way."

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 25 April 2003 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you met the Ned? He actually does pronounce the ";-)" -- it's beautiful.

You will have to tell me how I pronounce it, then!

Dan doth protest too much. Embrace your animal passions.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

The Dan Perry Doll says : "I Wanna Fuck You In the Ass"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It would, wouldn't it?

I have no idea what mine would say. Probably something vaguely bitchy.

― Nicole (Nicole), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, you pronounce it roughly "ah, huh huh huh". It's a quiet, breathy laugh.

― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I changed my mind I want mine to say "In the back of my cadillac, wicked lady sittin by my side, saying where are we?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, you pronounce it roughly "ah, huh huh huh". It's a quiet, breathy laugh.

*chuckles quietly* Aw. Well thank ya. :-)

Chris V is spot on re: the Dan doll. And it would say it almost gleefully.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I ain't got no strings.

http://creativedrama.freeyellow.com/sammyb.JPG

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:40 (twenty-three years ago)

put a sock on it.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan and Ned:

http://www.najical.com/s-o/season2/sno/conv_vexer20.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)

haha.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, you're hottt!

― buttch (Oops), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

he's got a stripey neck.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

And a look of focused determination

― buttch (Oops), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan looks like he is the Henry Rollins of sock puppets. Although he looks like he is so focused on singing CC Music Factory.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

You can tell he just made a joke about Ned's momma.

― buttch (Oops), Saturday, 26 April 2003 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan and Ned are crescent fresh, people.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 26 April 2003 01:01 (twenty-three years ago)

im fucking crying looking at that thing. OUTRAGEOUS!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 April 2003 01:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello is it me your looking for...

http://www.dancefloor.com/IMA/LionelRi.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Saturday, 26 April 2003 01:04 (twenty-three years ago)

OUTRAGEOUS!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 26 April 2003 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanna be Sock Monkey:

http://www.maakies.com/str/images/sock3-2.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 26 April 2003 04:43 (twenty-three years ago)

hi, i now see the error of my ways and ask that all the drivel i've posted be deleted. i wont bother you any more. thank you so much ilx! bye 4eva! xoxo

― calum puppet (minna), Saturday, 26 April 2003 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I could have sworn I posted to this thread. Oh well. poo.

― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 26 April 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i <3 eminem :-)

― ned puppet (minna), Saturday, 26 April 2003 05:12 (twenty-three years ago)

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 26 April 2003 07:01 (twenty-three years ago)

i love what sarah mc called her link so very much.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 26 April 2003 07:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I am much happier about my impending puppetdom. Outhere Bros + Sifl and Olly = "Song 2" (ie, WOO-HOO!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 26 April 2003 13:01 (twenty-three years ago)

ARGH. Dan, you take a beautiful vision and then must bring that song up.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 April 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

You love it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 26 April 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I love you, that goes without saying.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 April 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Song 2!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 26 April 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Mine would say: LOVE ME, DAMNIT!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 26 April 2003 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I still love you, Dan, you're just in your own happy world sometimes. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 April 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

REVIVE. The Gareth doll comes with GUNS.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

In a sex way?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

she said guns, not slugs

― RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

buy me a drink, gunslinger. slugsinger? oh shit.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 24 July 2003 03:34 (twenty-two years ago)

um "fear the area between your vagina & anus" -strongo hulkington doll

― kephm, Thursday, 24 July 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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