I want YOU to drink with ME for my BIRTHDAY (NYC FAP)

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It is my birthday in two weeks and I always have many parties for my birthday and YOU should come! I want to have a night out on May 10th (a Saturday), thinking Bellevue? But suggestions taken. Who is in? I can't do the weekend after because of wedding/friend's gig committments.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:09 (twenty-three years ago)

(and the actual night of my birthday is right out, it's May 10th or NOTHING)

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Too bad I will miss it by a week, I leave NYC on Sunday afternoon. Have fun, and happy b-day.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:14 (twenty-three years ago)

The 10th is the Record Swap at the Ding Dong Lounge! But I think that's earlier in the day.

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)

OH THAT'S SO RIGHT

Ok I think we should have a venue change then! We shall go uptown, way the hell uptown, and go to the Ding Dong and there is a bonus of records.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Than we can start drinking AT NOON.

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Arrrg, THEN

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:51 (twenty-three years ago)

WHICH IS URGENT AND KEY, and also I can wear my harem pants.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 01:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Where is Ding Dong? I'll be there and I may kneesocks.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 02:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Where is Ding Dong? I'll be there and I may kneesocks.

Goddamn if those aren't the two best sentences I've ever read.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Mary, you went there after ice skating, no?

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

It is at 105th & Columbus. This is more info.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 02:44 (twenty-three years ago)

That's well cool but I long to go to Bellevue so maybe Ding Dong in the day and Bellevue at night? What is the record swap anyway?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 02:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Me!!!

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to go to Bellevue too but we can always have two FAPs or travel if the Ding Dong scene gets old. I'm not sure what the record swap is but it sounds like it'll have BOYS.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 02:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Eww boys + records = zzz.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 02:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, obviously, but then we can LAUGH at them.

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, I think the 10th is the day we were planning on going to Coney Island!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought you were going to Coney Island THIS weekend (the 3rd). At any rate, you'll have to cancel then.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

no this weekend I'm going to Kentucky. Maybe we'll go out to Coney on Sunday the 11th instead. Have you been to that bar out there? I forget the name...

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i think you guys have an endless supply of money.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh right, I forgot about Kentucky. We can go on the 11th, I'll go with you. I bet it'll be more fun to go see the freak show hungover anyway!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris, only 'til I get fired in June. Then it's back to selling plasma and eating ramen.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyone in New York City is filthy, filthy rich, Chris.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:40 (twenty-three years ago)

are you getting laid off? ugh. sorry.

I'm lucky to go out once a month, nevermind all the time. But I spend all my money on slippers and robes.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:41 (twenty-three years ago)

did someone say coney?

http://www.norfolkwindmills.com/images/candy.jpg

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― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

We're going to go there after the FAP! After we've ridden the subways endlessly all night to get there.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Chris, no it's likely I'm getting fired.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

grab assing the ladies weren't ya.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

if only. I think doing that would get me a promotion around here.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:57 (twenty-three years ago)

grab assing the men would probably get me a promotion around here.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd get more than a promotion!

― hstencil, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

hstencil in working at my company shocker.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm in, for sure. I forget the name of the CI bar, but that was the first place I heard the Khia song. And then two friends of mine gave crusty Russian men lap dances.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Are they now floating in the East River?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to be there for all this but I can't be. I am sad.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I come to your birthday party next year (if Chris and Vicky time their nuptials right)?

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy upcoming birthday, Ally. I'm in town the day before and the weekend after, but boo-hoo gone on the drinking.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

The weekend after is a big problem because I will be out on Long Island but everyone is well welcome to come to Oceanside and watch my friend's ROCK GIG. Nitsuh, are you in town the nite before? We can change up the date.

Marc C: You BETTER come to my birthday party next year, I get belligerent when people don't.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

(No, Ally, no date-switching on my account: I'm there Thursday night and most of Friday, but just stopping through and taking off again. The weekend of the 17th I'm actually there for a little while, so I'll pour out some 40s in your honor.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

i think my birthday is on the same day as Ally's - which makes it a crying shame i'm unlikely to be able to hop on a plane to NYC in a couple of weeks....altho i suppose theoretically, i could

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:09 (twenty-three years ago)

When is your birthday?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

We're going to go there after the FAP! After we've ridden the subways endlessly all night to get there

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― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

YES EXACTLY.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I will be at the Ding Dong. Coney Island, less so.

I guess that makes me the Warrior who gets killed off early.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I dated a woman named Lizzie. She tried to gut me!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I want to drink with you for your birthday, but I'm like hundreds (thousands? maybe?) of miles away, and I'm having a party that weekend, so I'll just get drunk at my crib with my homies and send telepathicalicious messages of hippie-stylee goodwill to ya, whilst getting the police called on my party (again) for having a 20 person singalong to 4 Non Blondes' "What's Going On?" at 3 am.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick, the US army should have dropped the MOAB on that last party.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

That same woman Lizzie (who actually never tried to gut me), lived in Mexico where the techno version of the 4 Non Blondes track was number one for like 4 years. Mexicans would always ask her to translate the lyrics when she was up in da club. All she could do was shrug and say, "que pasa?"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

MOAB:Massive Onslaught Against the Bath-less

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

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You know what I forgot to mention? Michael, I have found a shirt I am going to by for you. It is displayed in the window of Lucky Jeans. It is a white bowling shirt, with "Guido" embroidered where the name would go. It seemed so fateful that I should run across this today.

We had a big discussion about the "long game". Not the person, but the terminology itself. I'm not sure what the outcome was, I was kind of confused by it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

You mean this, Ally? Did we not all agree that guido-wear was ultimately too avant-garde for me, not to mention far too gay than I could ever possibly be?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 May 2003 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, I propose trips to the Rodeo Bar or the Lakeside Lounge so I can have more excuses to wear c&w stuff.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 May 2003 01:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Which reminds me -- leaving aside the panties issue, why did the Ding Dong lounge turn out to be such a bummer in comparison to our normal haunts?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 12 May 2003 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Because it was a crusty old man bar, Michael. Nothing is too avant-garde for you, you know, and I honestly mean it. Unless the shirt is like $80 or something, like everything else in Lucky Jeans. Don't take it the wrong way, you are definitely worth $80, but for something far more fabulous than a joke bowling shirt.

I say we just go for it and go to Hogs & Heifers at the next FAP*. That way, you can go western without being too strange, and the girls can dance on the bar and douse everyone with vodka.

* OR FOR JULY 4TH, if that ensures certain people's arrivals.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 01:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, Michael Daddino, you looking good.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 12 May 2003 06:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Didn't I leave you ravers at the 110th Street station? How did you "veeeeeer off" from the 96th Street subway entrance? I think you are glossing over 14 blocks of additional drunken veeeeeering.

Also, Ally, your camera adds 40 pounds, but only to objects at the edges of the picture. Like Hstencil's arm. It's not THAT much bigger than the other one.

Also: July 4th bathhouse FAP (FAB!) !!!

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 12 May 2003 14:02 (twenty-three years ago)

No, no, Paul--Tracer, Matos, and I needed to take the 1/9, so we did not go to the same station as everyone else did, who took the A/C. HOWEVER, there was no downtown service until you hit 96th Street, so we had to trek down there.

My camera added 40lbs to my face, at the very least. Or maybe that was the boozez, except that I really barely drank at all.

Hehe are we really doing this bathhouse thing? That's so risque.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

gygax!, please check yo email.

― hstencil, Monday, 12 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

except that I really barely drank at all

HAHAHAHAHAHA

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 12 May 2003 14:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, it's kind of true. I had two drinks before you showed up, at, like, what, 11?

I mean, seriously, go fuck yourself. I didn't even finish most of my drinks, especially the vodka ones because I wasn't very happy with how they made them there.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I drank too much. Felt like fucking shit yesterday. Think I had 5 or 6 beers before I even met y'all.

― hstencil, Monday, 12 May 2003 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm just remembering the drink the bartender made you, which you said you couldn't drink. You just seemed to not be feeling so hot then... Sorry.

I didn't drink at all, really. It's a sure sign I'm getting old -- I can't get drunk twice in the same day anymore!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 12 May 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

If we have the bathouse FAP, I can wear my bathing suit with the matching flip flops.

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 12 May 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I had like no drinks at all--I wasn't feeling too hot because it was 3am!

I have an excellent bathing suit, that will be fun.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally you look beautiful in all of the pictures. Love the narrative too. Happy B-day!

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 12 May 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think anyone can get drunk twice in the same day, Yanc3y. Two drunknesses = fatal gap in drunkness which will ensure your doom. Ally you weren't feeling hot, are you kidding?? Hm at 3am I felt marvelous. The second bar was so perfect I bet if we tried to find it again it wouldn't exist.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 12 May 2003 14:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Obviously I wasn't feeling totally non-hot, because I stayed out with you chuckleheads at the Mickey D's. How much money did we give to the Carribean con-artist girls, by the way?

Thank you Mary :) I loved your sweater and I don't think I got a chance to tell you that, mainly because the evil smoking police forced me to be outside too often.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

what can you not smoke in bars anymore up there?

If i make it to the 7/4 FAP I would love to hit Hogs & Hefers and the Rodeo Bar. The latter serves Lone Star. yay.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe the Caribbean con-artist girls got away with 83 of my cents. Hats off to the mother for losing her balance just as the daughter was finishing up the pitch!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, yo, I gave them a whole dollar.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Good thing I wasn't there. I gave our friend Tiffany $5!

― hstencil, Monday, 12 May 2003 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

We're born every minute.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Why did you give her money stence?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I was thinking that I admired her complete lack of hustling skillz, and wanted to at least believe that she had them. Y'know, kind of like "tough love" kinda thing.

― hstencil, Monday, 12 May 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

whats up with the tiffany gother hate yall?

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, you and her would have been Lovefest #9, Gareth!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I totally could see that. Though brown is sooooo indie rock.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"Oh, you're English? I was wondering why you were so pretentious."

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

"But I'm Northern!" "That's even more pretentious, shit."

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm so jealous - looked like y'all had a great night
and ally, LOVED the slit in your dress, looked ultra-glam
and "sarah-michelle gother" haha, that was a brilliant description - the pic is perfect

― H (Heruy), Monday, 12 May 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/grizfap.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 12 May 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I wrong, or does Andy B. look strangely 2D in all of those pics?

"Haha, take a picture! It will look just like the real Andy is here at the FAP!"

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 12 May 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Sean, you are my hero.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 12 May 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

http://homepages.dsl.ca/~sean/dumbstuff/tracergriz.jpg

Fuck. Yes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 00:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess this means I have to show up in a bear costume for the next NYC FAP, right?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 02:15 (twenty-three years ago)

That'd be aces, yo.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 02:17 (twenty-three years ago)

No no, Mike, you have to BRING a bear.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

That's your job, so book a flight, cowboy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 02:22 (twenty-three years ago)

No no, Mike, you have to BRING a bear.

Oh, you'll get the bear alright. [flipping through my little black book.]

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 02:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Seriously, though...is it not fucked up that people need ice packs and rotary fans to wear these stupid costumes?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 02:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't understand why anyone wears them, I mean, honestly, who the hell wants giant human sized animals roaming around?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

The Bathhouse FAP photos will only be topped by the photos from the FAP when you all go as furries.

― glass shard underneath fingernail, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 05:57 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.princeton.edu/~dmorris/br02.jpg

― Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 06:33 (twenty-three years ago)

The Bathhouse FAP: WHEN ILXORS GO WILD.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 13:21 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

I have just realized one problem with the bathhouse fap: the too near convergence of bathing suits and cameras.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 20:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I think our skin would overexpose the film anyway.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Bathing suits + cameras = GREAT! I am all for it. We should do an ILX Pin Up Calendar.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)

(This is what I was afraid of.)

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

You don't want to see Tracer in his bikini? :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:47 (twenty-three years ago)

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