Godawful fan fiction

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Fear. No thanks to Matt Maxwell for introducing this blight into my life.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

Yep, slash is bad. Incidentally, if anyone can find a way to stop Lynskey gleefully showing me appaling slash for fun I'd be glad. Rider to the previous, if anyone can find Barry van Dyke of diagnosis murder fame erotic fan fiction I have a small to moderate cash prze awaiting them. But it has to be as funny as I imagine it would be or no dice, kid.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 01:47 (twenty years ago) link

Why doesn't that site have Transformers slash fanfic?

Yes, such a thing exists. You will never look at a piston in the same way again. Ph33r indeed.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 01:58 (twenty years ago) link

Heh optimus Prime nudge nudge, why d'you think one of 'em was called Slag eh? eh?

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 01:59 (twenty years ago) link

Oh trust me, I knew it existed, I wasn't aware of a 'greatest hits' collection like this.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, 'tis indeed rather disturbing.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

Yep, slash is bad.

There's very little of it on GFF.

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 04:24 (twenty years ago) link

Oh trust me, I knew it existed, I wasn't aware of a 'greatest hits' collection like this.

Well, Web Site Number Nine could serve as one, I suppose. (Oooh, look at this one!)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 11:25 (twenty years ago) link

(Or better yet, don't.)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 11:29 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, the greatest hits would be the MSTed fiction, not the MSTings themselves...right?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 11:30 (twenty years ago) link

http://crackersmatter.tripod.com/fic/chifics/tchvm.html

Crocodile Hunter / Lexx fan fic!!

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 11:46 (twenty years ago) link

Dear god...really awful. I think I enjoyed the world just a touch more before knowing that there was Beauty and the Beast(?!) fanfic out there.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 12:33 (twenty years ago) link

I seem to recall reading that there's even Ground Force fan fiction out there.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

Where is the ILX fan fiction? I demand ILX fan fiction! Though I suppose fan fiction requires fans.

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

The demon semen had made them aroused and they had to have sex.
The sperm made them want each other.

from the Dana Scully meets Buffy story.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:29 (twenty years ago) link

Don't even get me started on the Trading Spaces slash I have read and wept over.

Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/kaligargoyle/nthunter.htm

Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

Trading Spaces and Ground Force fanfic?!?! This is much much worse than I even imagined...

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

Ned, please tell me you've mailed this to Kate?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

You can do the honors.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

sixteen years pass...

So I know this will sound nuts, but hear me out. Have an ~open mind~ about this.

In Citizen Kane, we are told Rosebud was Charles Foster Kane's sled. But I don't think that's what the auteur intended. It's too easy, y'know?

I think there is sufficient evidence on screen that Kane is actually the head of the New World Order. Knowing he is about to die before the pre-planned reckoning, "Rosebud" was a code intended for his second in command, to begin Phase 3 and reveal themselves to the world.

In having everyone distracted as to who Rosebud is, he knows that after Jerry Thompson publishes "rosebud" in the newspaper that his sleeper agent will be activated. After the film ends, #2 comes out of hiding and begins the enslavement of the entire world. It's a commentary on communism.

I know u might all pooh Pooh this but it is all there if you open your eyes

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link


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