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― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

stomach ache

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

You're not alone. What's your usual remedy?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i end up spending the next three hours on the toilet to avoid messy accidents

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

geezers kiosk

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont have anything in the house

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

there was a bottle of maalox but its gone, um, hard

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

suck on it like an ice lolly

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

no sorry i do actually sympathise, having regular spastic bowel and all

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

is everyone dead tonight? must i endure numbing pain and numbing boredom at the same time?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Pepto Bismol has often been of help, but if nothing's available, hrm...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Rub some dirt on it.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 13 June 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

milk

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

where am i gonna get dirty milk at this hour?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Pepto is a miracle. Get thee to the nearest convenience store.

― Aaron A., Friday, 13 June 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

flat ginger ale

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

drink urine

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not falling for that one again, mom

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ive heard peppermint tea is sposed to be good for irriable bowel. Personally I've found nothing works when I get bad. And ho boy do I get bad sharp pains. Then again the amount of codiene I chow down each day its no wonder my insides are fuqqed up :(

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I had some heartburn earlier today from all the int'l cuisine I had to eat for lunch (it was BE CULTURAL AND SHIT day at foreign-language-refresher-course land) but I solved it with a dozen camel lights, 58.5 oz of beer and some reheated papa john's supreme flat crust pizza and cheese sticks.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

*goes green in the face*

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

with jealousy?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew someone would say that ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the idea of camels and beer and pizza is making me feel ill cos I just ate some stodgy fish n chips and my belly hurts now. Blergh. Still, cheap drinks at Bond Bar after work... wheee poor tummy.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:48 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm flat crust pizza

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 13 June 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ha tonight I've had 48 oz. beer, half a dozen Camel lights and a half a brick of Colby cheese with Triscuits. Feeling positively refreshed!

― Aaron A., Friday, 13 June 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had some stir-fry and one and a half beers and I feel like crap. I might actually go to bed early. Or just drink some more. Not sure.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 13 June 2003 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Peppermint hard candies help, too. And if you have ginger root, you can grate it into boiling water, steep it for a bit, then drain & sweeten it with honey & lemon. I had a really quesy stomach almost all afternoon, but I have no idea why. :-( My dinner: two peppermint candies & a popsicle.

― lyra (lyra), Friday, 13 June 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

the cure for a troubled tum is...simple! Simply mash one egg into the pavement of a long-forgotten film stars' patio. When she emerges topless from her slumber, know her well. Listen to her saliva sloshing down her throat, FOR THERE IS YOUR SALVATION! In a bananar, crush a virgin ant. Slice up tomatoes and cry on them. Lick them and yell at them how happy you are to hate them.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 13 June 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Is someone from Williams Street reading this? Because, y'know, Hanle y would make a great addition to your Adult Swim writing staff.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 June 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

buffy sainte marie recommends codine for an aching belly

― hellbaby (hellbaby), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

induce vomiting.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

god I have the worst jewish stomach--I get heartburn all the time. I hate my stomach.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"take my stomach--please!"

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

nicely done

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"so I had this upset stomach and I went to the doctor. he said 'you have an ulcer'!

I said, 'i want a second opinion'! He said, 'OK, you're ugly too!'"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(when does the stripper act come on?)

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

in all seriousness, assuming a position on all-fours, keeping your head down and arse up seems to help - through the release of any gaseous build-up. camomile tea is a good un also.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Friday, 13 June 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Get a hot water bottle & hold it to your stomach whilst curled up on the sofa/in bed. Always works for me. Oh & a cup of tea.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 13 June 2003 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I feel a bit icky now. Not a hot water bottle for miles! :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 13 June 2003 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

i threw up at work today; my temp was 101 and i was in more or less the worst discomfort of my life.

is it natural to roll on the floor moaning?

― remy bean, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

i cried a little from the pain, but there's nothing i can do w/o insurance

― remy bean, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

rofm

sorry no that does not sound terribly normal

― electricsound, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

natural

― electricsound, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

gastro? food poisoning?

― electricsound, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

possibly? I think I am now just dehydrated, but I cannot keep liquids down. This is really uncomfortable :(

― remy bean, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

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