― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)
So green you arethat I am green with envyWhen you first appeared--Detective Comics #225--you were weird. Spooky even.Mysterious spaceman solving hardboiled crimes.Noir? Vert.
Then, somehow, someway,you were debunked, declawed.You became little more than a bipedal Professor Xto the worst JLA evah.
Then you were further degeneratedas straightman to Blue Beetle Bailey.
Martian Manhunter, you were once the perfect mix of Superman powerand Batman brooding.I wish you still you were.
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)
If tangerines were purple,I don't reckon they'd be that popular,But then, if hedges grew from people's ears,Then topiary would be a booming business.If tangerines smelt of petrol,Would they still be round?How many of those bad-boys could you get to the pound?If tangerines tasted like stinging nettles,You'd be a loon to eat them,It would be like putting spikes through your head.Imagine if tangerines exploded when you touched themChristmas wouldn't be so much fun, huh!Imagine no possessions, it's easy if you tryJust millions of tangerines, falling from the skySo thank God tangerines aren't purple,I know for sure that I wouldn't eat them,But then, if hedges grew from people's ears,We'd all look really weird.
Johannes Baader
― Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)