Creepy McEx-Girlfriendster

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I talked a bunch with my crazy ex-girlfriend whom I dated from around 9/11/2001 to 2/2002. She has a boyfriend who she is living with. When I woke up this morning I had an instant message from her:

(01:17:53) XXXXX: when i first met you i thought you were magical.

I go on my livejournal page and who has left a friends-only entry but her...

1:33a

(about you)
i have these beautiful dreams and you wouldn't believe who's in them. there are so many amazing things that i haved planned, i look forward to. and i know right now everything seems so farfetched, but there will be change or i will die. it's just when i'm emotionless outside, i'm thinking about what's to come for us. and in a year we'll look back at what has yet to occur and wonder what the hell happened. perfect fucking scenes in my head.. with that song playing, i'm always thinking about you. and i will never ever leave you, not this time. how are you such magic and what the fuck is wrong with me? i love you. i don't know you.

Am I wrong to be creeped out by how close the times are together and the use of the word "magic" in both? Is she just talking about her boyfriend?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Its really Sigfried and Roy pranking you.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

http://1-lasvegas-shows.com/lasvegas/shows/siegfriedroy.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

:o(

I'M MOVING BACK TO HER CITY TOO IN AUGUST :(

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

you met her on sept 11th = it was doomed from the start

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I did a gig on 9/11 and look how notorious it made me!

― dave q, Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

We met after 9/11... the whole terror sex thing I assume.

To make things even worse, I had replied to a message about Black Dice on a local messageboard and the guy emailed me back -- and its her current boyfriend. AGH.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 19 June 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

DO YOU SEE NOW WHERE LISTENING TO INDIE GETS YOU??!

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 19 June 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It's your magical day, Jon.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.revolver.nu/por_belleandsebastian3.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 19 June 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

What's up with that last bit "I love you. I don't know you."?

I'd probably be a little creeped out too.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

This rates about a 4/10 for how creepy she can be.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 19 June 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah man you gotta ignore this shit with a vengeance, giving these kindsa people any attention of any kind just encourages the hell out of them

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

the girls on the american idol board would never do this

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd steer well clear if I were you. I liked this bit though: "...i will never ever leave you, not this time..."

― Alfie (Alfie), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway you should send her a love letter full of japanese characters and embedded interweb ugliness

crazy chicks dig guys who can 'crash their browsers' hrrr hrrr hrrr

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

*trying to find a picture of her drunk, holding Belle and Sebastian mug*

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I think she sounds mice.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I see no evidence that points to her being a rodent.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

what's your livejournal page!? i wanna leave you messages too!?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

''DO YOU SEE NOW WHERE LISTENING TO INDIE GETS YOU??!''

has tico discovered the 'caps lock' key today or something?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon - go ahead and move in with her and her live-in - as a triad, you and he can overpower her (at least in theory) when she gets all batty and starts walking around with machetes and talking about seeing angels of vengeance and dark fairies and stuff.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 20 June 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

She sounds nice and devoted. Not scary - unless you're scared of the whole never ever leave you again commitment thingy. Is she hot?

― toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

jon what've you got against magic?

― doorag (doorag), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

every little thing he does is magic

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Toraneko asks the impt question there.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

anybody who sent me that sort of wackyberry flavored bidness with the apparent deathly fear of the shift key, I'd try and pretend they didn't exist, but that's me (I also think Black Dice suck on the balls)

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 20 June 2003 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

cast dispell roll 2d6

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 20 June 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

millar is on the money about the shift key and black dice.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 20 June 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Lead by example!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 June 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

GO LISTEN TO BRITNEY SPEARS U GAYZ

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 20 June 2003 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You should go listen to "Magic" by the Cars!!

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 20 June 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel like apu in alladin

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Friday, 20 June 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

for no reason, here's apu

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/simpsons/images/quotes/apu.gif

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 20 June 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear to god, Jim has a Matt Groening cartoons radar or something.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 June 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Treat her like a prostitute
http://www.defjam.com/slickrick/petition/images/slickrick_petiti_r1_c1.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Let her taste the sweet love of the Ricker and she'll forget all about you
http://www.lcshockey.com/issues/115/images/ricky.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(cool bracelets dude)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The internet is too anonymous--embarrass her on national TV
http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/ricki/assets/rickipop3.gif

― oops (Oops), Friday, 20 June 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

This situations is screaming to be exposed on Ricki Lake.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 20 June 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

On a more serious note - go ahead and ask her to explain all that she has said/written. Maybe she has a good reason (like being drunk at the time, or the stuff actually being written by a creepy friend, etc.) for all that was said. Then again, maybe not. But I think that it is always best to know.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 20 June 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, all that stuff about beautiful dreams makes it sound like she was in la la land.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Friday, 20 June 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(Yeah what's with Tico Tico [any acceptable abbreviations of this name? TT?] today and the caps lock / haha shift key?)

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 20 June 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

http://gokimonogo.com/sorcerianscreen1.jpg

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

;_;

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 20 December 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

Have to believe we are MAGIC
Nothing can stand in our way!

― Abbott, Thursday, 20 December 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

for no reason, here's apu:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/simpsons/images/quotes/apu.gif

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 20 December 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

so what's the problem

is she fat?

― warmsherry, Thursday, 20 December 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

killy has a boyfriend

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 20 December 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

She came to my birthday party this year

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 20 December 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

So you ilxors may have met her

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 20 December 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

wait

which one was she

― warmsherry, Thursday, 20 December 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

the creepy one

― dmr, Thursday, 20 December 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

which creepy one

*l*s**?

― warmsherry, Thursday, 20 December 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

jon calling anyone creepy is hilarioussss

― bell_labs, Thursday, 20 December 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

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