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do you have any secrets? could you share them with us?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

No.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, no.

This is a message board, nothing more.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

My PIN number is1167.

I slept with N*** even though I was dating D****.

― estela (estela), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You bitch!

― D****, Friday, 27 June 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You slept with N.? That's a dangerous road to go down.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Not N., N***. But anyway I'm not afraid of N.

I don't care if you think I'm a bitch D***** because I know you slept with T**** because K*** told me.

― estela (estela), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

jesus!

how about minor ones? small things? secret things you do/have done that none of your friends know about?

(how was N*** anyway? i've heard some things)

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't have any secrets.

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

its ok di

take it slow

we're here for you

should you want to tell us anything.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i once urinated in a cleaners bucket in a german mcdonalds, the bucket was just inside the main toilet door, but before the gents/ladies divide, and i think the words were in german and i was desperate, and i didnt know what to do so i just did it. and then the cleaner came in and started shouting in german and i ran.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't listen to her D****, she's lying, just ask V****. I never said anything about it I swear, it was all G*****, who was just jealous because F****** told H**** of the time you f***** S**** with a C****** while J**** watched.

― K***, Friday, 27 June 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I had the same problem in Komarom, the words for Ladies/Gentlemen were in Slovakian, and I had to wait until someone went in to know what toilet to use. Luckily, my bladder wasn't that full.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 June 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a similar problem in Croatia, only with vomit.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

don't any of you pick your nose?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, and I had know idea what's "left nostril" or "right nostril" in Hungarian.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a funny coincidence, Gaz, I was picking my nose as I read your post.

And you, Gaz....?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yes, I pick my nose. That's not a secret. But what I do with the tasty salty snot when no one's watching, now that's a secret.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

eurgh!

and why do you think that sprang to mind for me anyway colin?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

has anyone ever jerked off in the toilets during a date, or other such meeting with a member of the fairer sex

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

K*** you liar I didn't f*** with a c***** it was a s****** and J**** was asleep but anyway you can rack off.

gaz, N*** was actually amazingly similar to a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

I've never been tolerant of nosepickers. Or men who use hankies in this day and age.

― estela (estela), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

at least it was sharp estela. whats wrong with hankies?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

They're gross.

― estela (estela), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

worse than tissues? o, i suppose so.

heh heh, my secret is i know who colin s barrow is.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Have I slept with him?

― estela (estela), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I know who killed Michael Jackson.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

estela, should i tell?

he heh, chances are, with dr. barrow, very little sleeping would get done.

and J**** was only pretending to sleep (the perv!)

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

spill Tuomas

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

N*** is not me, by the way.

― N*** Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the man in the mirror.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

what??????????????

if it aint you southall who is it?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I only love D****.

― estela (estela), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

thats no secret

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a sweet man with no secrets. Except the thing about the *****.

― N*** Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. estela might be pretty surprised if he found out.

― estela (estela), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr estela? thats a secret

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

This is all too much. I admit it; I once ******* with a **** inside a *****, *** * ******* wasn't guilty at the time. ***** and ****, ****** for as long as a fortnight sometimes. But I wasn't *****; hell, I was only 20 at the time and knew nothing about ******** or ******, and certainly not *********.

I'm so glad to have got that off my chest!

― N*** Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I've mentioned mr estela before, though I have probably talked much more about Harry, my little rotten dog.

Harry's got a secret; the location of the dried pig snout which a woman gave him today when I was taking him for a walk. He kept it stashed in the roof of his mouth for a while and then hid it somewhere. Sometimes he hides things in places which might seem ingenious to a very short dog but are quite obvious to tall adult people and then I laugh at him for being a duffer.

I want to congratulate N**** (not my N***, the other one) on his frankness.

― estela (estela), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a big *************, and I'm proud of it!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 June 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

the moderators have gone too far this time. did you want to take it offline tuomas?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

You are a big ************* or you have a big *************?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

:-O

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

**** *** **** ** **** *** ****? * **** *** ***** ****** **** ** **** ***** ** ***** **** **** **** *****? **'* * ******** ****. * **** ** **** *** *** ** *** *** * **** *** *******. **** ** *** *** ****, *** ***** **?

― ****, Friday, 27 June 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Once, when I was watching Dukes of Hazard, I slipped my ****** into my ******'s *****.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit, I forgot to censor the name of the programme.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, you are one sick Dukes fan.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

can you tell us the scene? uh, 'cos i might'e done that too. just once

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

****, **** * *** ******** ***** ** ******, * ****** ** weener **** ** brother'* mouth.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

is that the scene in DOH or another sordid secret?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

* ***'* **** ***.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You are a big ************* or you have a big *************?

Can't it be both?

And while we're talking of big things, you should see my *********!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, that's out of order! It was supposed to be a secret.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 27 June 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

*** ****** ******* ** ****.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

(The public deserve to know.)

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think this thread has gone too far! If I see one more star, I'm gonna ******* ****** *** with my bare ****** *******!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

o! you jokers! you guys don't have any secrets...really, do you?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Not really.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

o well.

did you want to hear mine?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Not really. Unless it makes you look really bad.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

no, sorry.

(i wonder if i could look better from it?)

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

With Victoria's Secret, yes.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 27 June 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a humongoloid ****.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 June 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

do you have any secrets? could you share them with us?

You haven't got to grips with the idea of secrets, have you?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Only the one time I ******* **** - but it was more that I let ***** ********** do it *** my *** that's the secret.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 June 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Add six tablespoons of ****** **** to the water you boil the bagels in, and sprinkle ****** **** on them before baking.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 27 June 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom

― JasonD (JasonD), Friday, 27 June 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

So you know my friend Jill?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 June 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Jill??? How many personalities do you have, Cybil I mean Luna?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 June 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Gaz never gives anything away does he? He's an agent provocateur. And a voyeur to boot.

Guess what girls? When you're not in the house, your men piss in the sink.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 28 June 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I am more affectionate with my cat than some of my friends can, well, bear. So I have to tone things down when they're around.

― Aaron A., Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Once, when I was watching Dukes of Hazard, I slipped my ****** into my ******'s *****.

The answer to this one is "finger," "cousin," "pussy." The Dukes of Hazard gave away the cousin part.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 28 June 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

He's an agent provocateur. And a voyeur to boot

look who's talking!

― gaz (gaz), Saturday, 28 June 2003 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I have x xxxxx on two different xxxxx (xxxxx and xxxxx) at the xxxxxx and I can't xxxxxx.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 28 June 2003 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The answer to this one is "finger," "cousin," "pussy." The Dukes of Hazard gave away the cousin part.

Two words right out of three! And that's the last I'm saying.

What's the Dukes theory? Do you know me or something?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 28 June 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Two words right out of three

"pussy" should be "butthole" right?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 28 June 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you perform poorly at crosswords?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 28 June 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

oh no "sister" has the same number of letters as "cousin"

― Neudonym, Saturday, 28 June 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

3 down, 8 letters. gg allin album title.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 28 June 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I'm stuck. What is it?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 28 June 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

this didn't happen to me but...

back in college, back in the days of AOL being the default internet provider and people IMing each other randomly based on AOL profiles, this girl randomly IMed me out of nowhere and we talked for several hours. she IMed me because we were going to the same school, and as it turned out she lived right next door to a friend of mine in another dorm. she told me to come by and say hello next time i was visiting my friend over there (this was a couple of days before christmas break.)

so i left for christmas break and came back and ran into my friend who lived next door to her and asked her how she was doing. she looked totally ashen, basically, and told me that this girl who lived next door to her had gone back home for christmas break and her ex-boyfriend had come over to her house and killed her with a shotgun. and it was the same girl. never told anyone that story til now, it seemed out of place to mention it at the time to people we both knew, but it still kinda fucked me up for a couple of weeks. i don't even know what she looked like, can't remember her name right now, but i remember enjoying the conversation and looking forward to saying hello like she said i should do.

― omar little, Saturday, 26 September 2009 06:24 (sixteen years ago)

i mean it happened to me, but not really...

― omar little, Saturday, 26 September 2009 06:25 (sixteen years ago)

:-(

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Saturday, 26 September 2009 07:25 (sixteen years ago)

I know who killed Michael Jackson.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, June 27, 2003 1:25 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

― StanM, Saturday, 26 September 2009 08:33 (sixteen years ago)

8-o

― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:51 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

I know who killed Michael Jackson.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), 27. kesäkuuta 2003 14:25 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's the man in the mirror.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), 27. kesäkuuta 2003 14:30 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Holy shit, this is kinda spooky! Especially considering the death pool thing and all...

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:27 (sixteen years ago)

you're like james spader in that film where james spader is a serial killer that looks like james spader

― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 12:40 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Do you keep any secrets from your significant other? And does doing something you know they would disapprove of greatly, without them knowing about it, count?

― calstars, Saturday, 31 July 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

Jill??? How many personalities do you have, Cybil I mean Luna?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 28 June 2003 05:45 (7 years ago)

lol.

― Gumbercules (Trayce), Sunday, 1 August 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)

oops.

― nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - Bernard (sarahel), Sunday, 1 August 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

Cicero asks:

Does not Dionysius seem to have made it sufficiently clear that there can be nothing happy for the person over whom some fear always looms?

― calstars, Friday, 11 April 2014 18:09 (twelve years ago)

Knowledge of classical literature ain't no secret to be ashamed of, bro.

― mirostones, Saturday, 12 April 2014 08:17 (twelve years ago)

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